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Jesus [censored] Christ I miss Waffle House.

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brag: there is a waffle house 4 blocks from my house
beat: its basically a meth head place to sleep in a booth
varience:smothered and covered waffles are worth the BS

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Huge brag. You should have gotten the pecan waffles though. Sooooo [censored] good.

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i was pretty complacent with my triple hash browns

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My first Waffle House was in North Carolina, less than a mile from my grad school apartment, and therefore perfect for 2 a.m. early drunken breakfasts. And 2 p.m. late hungover breakfasts. Never on the same day, though...

Now that I have a surprisingly fierce craving for WH, I searched for the nearest one, but alas, no WH's in Southern California (states with WH locations in yellow):


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Damn, closest one is in Arizona. But WH hash browns sound awfully tasty... how far, exactly? According to Yahoo Maps, about 330 miles:

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Hmmm, 330 miles. Let's see, if I get started now...

BTW, here are some WH facts, for the uninitiated:

A look at the Waffle House restaurant chain, by the numbers (as of 2005, courtesy MSNBC):

— Number of Waffle Houses: 1,497
— States with Waffle House restaurants: 25
— Eggs served by Waffle House in a year: 185 million
— Estimated total waffles served since 1955: 442,451,500
— Pounds of pecans that go into Waffle House waffles each year: 334,000
— Pounds of grits served by Waffle House each year: 3.2 million
— T-bone steaks served by Waffle House in a day: About 10,000
— Cups of coffee served each year by Waffle House: 95 million

In Waffle House lingo, how the restaurant’s trademark hash browns are served, in any combination:
— "Scattered," Scattered on the grill while cooked.
— "Smothered," Smothered with onions.
— "Covered," Covered with melted cheese.
— "Chunked," Chunks of hickory smoked ham are added.
— "Topped," Topped with chili.
— "Diced," Fresh diced tomatoes are thrown in.

And finally, Hash Browns "scattered all the way" -


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Re: Brag: Ate at Waffle House this morning
 

Dude I like Waffle House but that last picture you posted is vomitastic.

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YA SRSLY not a good pic

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I agree. I gave up searching images after 10 minutes, got lazy. Or decided it was time to actually get some work done at work. In any event, I think that image helps illustrate the "so damn good, yet so damn bad" feeling that comes with most WH menu items.

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Waffle House in PA? What happened to the Mason-Dixon Line rule?

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almost 10 hours later and my stomach is still all gassy feeling and ive poop'd twice

Waffle House RULES!!!