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grouchie 11-27-2007 08:55 PM

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jesus christ, saw naked dude pic an instasaved

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benza13 11-27-2007 08:55 PM

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here's the text for those scared off by the hot naked dude:

59 yo retired male looking for a discreet bud to meet regularly for JO only. straight guys only no gay stuff. hairy a plus on stomach and chest but please be clean shaven down there. The twist is that I want a bud who can come live with me during storm season so we can go outside and JO during a tornado. My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex. Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado. Lets meet up and find out if you are the regular JO bud I need for the job.

no reply without face + dick pics. are you man enough

not a model 11-27-2007 09:27 PM

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dad...?

onlinebeginner 11-27-2007 09:58 PM

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odds this is real?

Suiteness 11-27-2007 10:17 PM

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Look, I found a weirdo on the internet. NSFW, obv.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/457918279.html

In my defense for accusations of linktarding, that is pretty remarkably weird. Weird enough that I don't know what the weirdest part is.

Let us mock the eccentricities of others to feel better about ourselves! Alternatively we haven't had a craigslist hooker thread lately, so might as well.

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Now I'm asking what the hell were you looking for to land on that ad?

joes28 11-27-2007 10:32 PM

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sent him my [censored] pic, hope im man enough.

SkeetyMcdoogle 11-27-2007 10:37 PM

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LOL

"no gay stuff"

Claunchy 11-27-2007 10:42 PM

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Look, I found a weirdo on the internet. NSFW, obv.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/457918279.html

In my defense for accusations of linktarding, that is pretty remarkably weird. Weird enough that I don't know what the weirdest part is.

Let us mock the eccentricities of others to feel better about ourselves! Alternatively we haven't had a craigslist hooker thread lately, so might as well.

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Now I'm asking what the hell were you looking for to land on that ad?

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Stop grunching B4L Dids.

pirateboy 11-27-2007 10:59 PM

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HAHAHAHA

"I know this is dangerous so I would settle for a JO while looking at a tornado."

gongshow 11-27-2007 11:08 PM

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HAHAHAHA

"I know this is dangerous so I would settle for a JO while looking at a tornado."

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