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shaundeeb 03-12-2007 05:25 AM

Re: 3,000th Post! Beware Emo Content
 
ok I ran sick hot up like 12k here are the fun ones for those not there.

obv I ran awful at first look at the dominating hands and the flop.

PokerStars Game #8862812703: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:35:13 (ET)
Table 'Fama' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($999 in chips)
Seat 4: shaundeeb ($500 in chips)
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn ($500 in chips)
DoItImBlufn: posts small blind $3
cardsharkk04: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Qd 9d]
shaundeeb: raises $494 to $500 and is all-in
DoItImBlufn: calls $497 and is all-in
cardsharkk04 said, "QUEEN"
cardsharkk04: calls $494
*** FLOP *** [7d 3c Jd]
shaundeeb said, "dddd"
*** TURN *** [7d 3c Jd] [2h]
shaundeeb said, "I haev a Q too"
*** RIVER *** [7d 3c Jd 2h] [5s]
DoItImBlufn said, "3"
DoItImBlufn said, "3"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DoItImBlufn: shows [3s 9s] (a pair of Threes)
cardsharkk04: shows [Qh 5c] (a pair of Fives)
DoItImBlufn said, "3"
shaundeeb: mucks hand
shaundeeb said, "sigh"
cardsharkk04 collected $1499 from pot
DoItImBlufn said, "****"
shaundeeb said, "Q9s"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1500 | Rake $1
Board [7d 3c Jd 2h 5s]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (big blind) showed [Qh 5c] and won ($1499) with a pair of Fives
Seat 4: shaundeeb (button) mucked [Qd 9d]
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn (small blind) showed [3s 9s] and lost with a pair of Threes

grimstar fails me

PokerStars Game #8862816381: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:36:00 (ET)
Table 'Fama' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($1998 in chips)
Seat 4: shaundeeb ($500 in chips)
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn ($500 in chips)
cardsharkk04: posts small blind $3
shaundeeb: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Ah Qd]
shaundeeb said, "haha"
DoItImBlufn: raises $494 to $500 and is all-in
cardsharkk04 said, "uh oh"
shaundeeb said, "grimstar hand"
cardsharkk04: raises $1498 to $1998 and is all-in
shaundeeb: calls $494 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6d Ts 7c]
shaundeeb said, "sigh"
Islander21 joins the table at seat #2
*** TURN *** [6d Ts 7c] [9s]
DoItImBlufn said, "8"
cardsharkk04 said, "[censored]"
DoItImBlufn said, "8"
*** RIVER *** [6d Ts 7c 9s] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cardsharkk04: shows [5d 2s] (high card Ten)
shaundeeb: shows [Ah Qd] (high card Ace)
DoItImBlufn: shows [9d 7d] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
DoItImBlufn collected $1499 from pot
DoItImBlufn is sitting out
cardsharkk04 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1500 | Rake $1
Board [6d Ts 7c 9s 3d]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (small blind) showed [5d 2s] and lost with high card Ten
Seat 4: shaundeeb (big blind) showed [Ah Qd] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn (button) showed [9d 7d] and won ($1499) with two pair, Nines and Sevens

soo far ahead on this flop obv lose

PokerStars Game #8862824625: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:37:47 (ET)
Table 'Hestia' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($500 in chips)
Seat 5: shaundeeb ($500 in chips)
Seat 6: DoItImBlufn ($600 in chips)
shaundeeb: posts small blind $3
DoItImBlufn: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Jd Qh]
shaundeeb said, "you grimmed us once already"
cardsharkk04: raises $494 to $500 and is all-in
shaundeeb: calls $497 and is all-in
DoItImBlufn: calls $494
*** FLOP *** [9c Kc 2c]
shaundeeb said, "10"
cardsharkk04 said, "[censored]"
*** TURN *** [9c Kc 2c] [7s]
cardsharkk04 said, "J"
*** RIVER *** [9c Kc 2c 7s] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [Jd Qh] (high card King)
DoItImBlufn: shows [7h 5d] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
cardsharkk04: mucks hand
DoItImBlufn collected $1499 from pot
shaundeeb said, "sigh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1500 | Rake $1
Board [9c Kc 2c 7s 5h]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (button) mucked [3s Jh]
Seat 5: shaundeeb (small blind) showed [Jd Qh] and lost with high card King
Seat 6: DoItImBlufn (big blind) showed [7h 5d] and won ($1499) with two pair, Sevens and Fives

this was one of many fun hammer time hands

PokerStars Game #8862834515: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:39:55 (ET)
Table 'Hestia' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($2597 in chips)
Seat 5: shaundeeb ($500 in chips)
Seat 6: DoItImBlufn ($600 in chips)
DoItImBlufn: posts small blind $3
cardsharkk04: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [2c 7c]
shaundeeb: raises $494 to $500 and is all-in
DoItImBlufn: raises $100 to $600 and is all-in
shaundeeb said, "HAMMER"
cardsharkk04: calls $594
*** FLOP *** [7d 7s 2h]
Bisto_Best joins the table at seat #7
shaundeeb said, "nuts"
shaundeeb said, "LOLL"
*** TURN *** [7d 7s 2h] [As]
*** RIVER *** [7d 7s 2h As] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DoItImBlufn: shows [5d 7h] (a full house, Sevens full of Deuces)
cardsharkk04: mucks hand
DoItImBlufn collected $200 from side pot
shaundeeb: shows [2c 7c] (a full house, Sevens full of Deuces)
shaundeeb said, "OMG"
shaundeeb said, "sigh"
DoItImBlufn collected $749.50 from main pot
shaundeeb collected $749.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1700 Main pot $1499. Side pot $200. | Rake $1
Board [7d 7s 2h As 2s]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (big blind) mucked [8h Ah]
Seat 5: shaundeeb (button) showed [2c 7c] and won ($749.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Deuces
Seat 6: DoItImBlufn (small blind) showed [5d 7h] and won ($949.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Deuces

my fav hand never fails me

PokerStars Game #8862835909: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:40:13 (ET)
Table 'Hestia' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($1997 in chips)
Seat 5: shaundeeb ($749.50 in chips)
Seat 6: DoItImBlufn ($949.50 in chips)
Bisto_Best will be allowed to play after the button
cardsharkk04: posts small blind $3
shaundeeb: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [8s 7c]
cardsharkk04 said, "hahahaahahaha"
DoItImBlufn said, "lolllllllllllllllllllll"
shaundeeb said, "sigh"
DoItImBlufn: raises $943.50 to $949.50 and is all-in
cardsharkk04: raises $1047.50 to $1997 and is all-in
shaundeeb: calls $743.50 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5h Ah 8h]
shaundeeb said, "my fav hand"
*** TURN *** [5h Ah 8h] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [5h Ah 8h 4s] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cardsharkk04: shows [Qd 7h] (a pair of Fives)
DoItImBlufn: shows [Ks 9c] (a pair of Fives - Ace+King kicker)
DoItImBlufn collected $400 from side pot
shaundeeb: shows [8s 7c] (two pair, Eights and Fives)
shaundeeb collected $2247.50 from main pot
cardsharkk04 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2648.50 Main pot $2247.50. Side pot $400. | Rake $1
Board [5h Ah 8h 4s 5c]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (small blind) showed [Qd 7h] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 5: shaundeeb (big blind) showed [8s 7c] and won ($2247.50) with two pair, Eights and Fives
Seat 6: DoItImBlufn (button) showed [Ks 9c] and won ($400) with a pair of Fives

I got freerolled PF and he gets there.

PokerStars Game #8862837648: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:40:35 (ET)
Table 'Hestia' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 5: shaundeeb ($2247.50 in chips)
Seat 6: DoItImBlufn ($400 in chips)
Seat 7: Bisto_Best ($128 in chips)
DoItImBlufn: posts small blind $3
Bisto_Best: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [9d Qs]
shaundeeb said, "who is bisto?"
cardsharkk04 said, "new table"
DoItImBlufn said, "no"
shaundeeb said, "whatever sidepot"
shaundeeb said, "huh?"
shaundeeb said, "go or fold?"
DoItImBlufn said, "ok go"
shaundeeb: raises $2241.50 to $2247.50 and is all-in
DoItImBlufn: calls $397 and is all-in
Bisto_Best: folds
*** FLOP *** [5c 3c 3d]
*** TURN *** [5c 3c 3d] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [5c 3c 3d Kc] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DoItImBlufn: shows [9c Qc] (a flush, King high)
shaundeeb: mucks hand
DoItImBlufn collected $805 from pot
shaundeeb said, "omg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $806 | Rake $1
Board [5c 3c 3d Kc 5h]
Seat 5: shaundeeb (button) mucked [9d Qs]
Seat 6: DoItImBlufn (small blind) showed [9c Qc] and won ($805) with a flush, King high
Seat 7: Bisto_Best (big blind) folded before Flop

easy game

PokerStars Game #8862842666: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:41:38 (ET)
Table 'Hestia' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 5: shaundeeb ($1042.50 in chips)
Seat 6: DoItImBlufn ($1366 in chips)
Seat 7: Bisto_Best ($365 in chips)
shaundeeb: posts small blind $3
DoItImBlufn: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Ts Ac]
Bisto_Best: folds
shaundeeb: raises $1036.50 to $1042.50 and is all-in
DoItImBlufn: calls $1036.50
shaundeeb said, "yah"
*** FLOP *** [5d Js 8h]
shaundeeb said, "lets move"
*** TURN *** [5d Js 8h] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [5d Js 8h 8c] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [Ts Ac] (a pair of Eights)
DoItImBlufn: mucks hand
DoItImBlufn is sitting out
shaundeeb collected $2084 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2085 | Rake $1
Board [5d Js 8h 8c 3c]
Seat 5: shaundeeb (small blind) showed [Ts Ac] and won ($2084) with a pair of Eights
Seat 6: DoItImBlufn (big blind) mucked [2s 6c]
Seat 7: Bisto_Best (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

suck resuck chop

PokerStars Game #8862847135: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:42:35 (ET)
Table 'Goberta' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($500 in chips)
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn ($600 in chips)
Seat 6: shaundeeb ($600 in chips)
DoItImBlufn: posts small blind $3
shaundeeb: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Ts Jc]
cardsharkk04: raises $494 to $500 and is all-in
DoItImBlufn: raises $100 to $600 and is all-in
shaundeeb: calls $594 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8s Kh Jd]
*** TURN *** [8s Kh Jd] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [8s Kh Jd 9d] [Qd]
shaundeeb said, "ship"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DoItImBlufn: shows [Tc 7s] (a straight, Nine to King)
shaundeeb: shows [Ts Jc] (a straight, Nine to King)
DoItImBlufn collected $100 from side pot
shaundeeb collected $100 from side pot
cardsharkk04: mucks hand
cardsharkk04 said, "weak"
DoItImBlufn collected $749.50 from main pot
shaundeeb collected $749.50 from main pot
shaundeeb said, "sicko"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1700 Main pot $1499. Side pot $200. | Rake $1
Board [8s Kh Jd 9d Qd]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (button) mucked [2c 6h]
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn (small blind) showed [Tc 7s] and won ($849.50) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 6: shaundeeb (big blind) showed [Ts Jc] and won ($849.50) with a straight, Nine to King

dominated

PokerStars Game #8862849132: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:43:00 (ET)
Table 'Goberta' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn ($849.50 in chips)
Seat 6: shaundeeb ($849.50 in chips)
shaundeeb: posts small blind $3
DoItImBlufn: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [6d Qc]
shaundeeb: raises $843.50 to $849.50 and is all-in
DoItImBlufn said, "fk u"
cardsharkk04 has returned
DoItImBlufn: calls $843.50 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ts Ah 7c]
*** TURN *** [Ts Ah 7c] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Ah 7c 7h] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DoItImBlufn: shows [Jc 6h] (a pair of Sevens)
shaundeeb: shows [6d Qc] (a pair of Sevens - Ace+Queen kicker)
shaundeeb said, "LOLL"
shaundeeb collected $1698 from pot
DoItImBlufn said, "aeryhsrtjhrajm[s"
DoItImBlufn said, " nt"
DoItImBlufn said, "s"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1699 | Rake $1
Board [Ts Ah 7c 7h 5s]
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn (big blind) showed [Jc 6h] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 6: shaundeeb (button) (small blind) showed [6d Qc] and won ($1698) with a pair of Sevens

ez 3 outer than another one for good measure

PokerStars Game #8862855629: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:44:23 (ET)
Table 'Goberta' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($2796 in chips)
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn ($600 in chips)
Seat 6: shaundeeb ($600 in chips)
cardsharkk04: posts small blind $3
DoItImBlufn: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Ac 6c]
shaundeeb: raises $594 to $600 and is all-in
cardsharkk04: calls $597
DoItImBlufn: calls $594 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8s 2d 6s]
*** TURN *** [8s 2d 6s] [5c]
DoItImBlufn said, "SPADE"
*** RIVER *** [8s 2d 6s 5c] [6h]
cardsharkk04 said, "A"
shaundeeb said, "ship"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cardsharkk04: shows [Ad Td] (a pair of Sixes)
DoItImBlufn: mucks hand
shaundeeb: shows [Ac 6c] (three of a kind, Sixes)
shaundeeb collected $1799 from pot
cardsharkk04 said, "fcker"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1800 | Rake $1
Board [8s 2d 6s 5c 6h]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (small blind) showed [Ad Td] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn (big blind) mucked [Qs 7s]
Seat 6: shaundeeb (button) showed [Ac 6c] and won ($1799) with three of a kind, Sixes

clutch turn

PokerStars Game #8862857390: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:44:46 (ET)
Table 'Goberta' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($2196 in chips)
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn ($600 in chips)
Seat 6: shaundeeb ($1799 in chips)
DoItImBlufn: posts small blind $3
shaundeeb: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Js 7s]
cardsharkk04: raises $2190 to $2196 and is all-in
DoItImBlufn: calls $597 and is all-in
shaundeeb: calls $1793 and is all-in
THAY3R joins the table at seat #7
*** FLOP *** [9h 2h 2c]
shaundeeb said, "ugh"
*** TURN *** [9h 2h 2c] [Jd]
cardsharkk04 said, "low cards"
shaundeeb said, "hold"
*** RIVER *** [9h 2h 2c Jd] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [Js 7s] (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
cardsharkk04: mucks hand
shaundeeb collected $2398 from side pot
cardsharkk04 said, "fcker"
DoItImBlufn: mucks hand
shaundeeb collected $1799 from main pot
shaundeeb said, "pwned"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4198 Main pot $1799. Side pot $2398. | Rake $1
Board [9h 2h 2c Jd 5s]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (button) mucked [Qs 9d]
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn (small blind) mucked [8c 6h]
Seat 6: shaundeeb (big blind) showed [Js 7s] and won ($4197) with two pair, Jacks and Deuces

nuts for me and I liked them a lot

PokerStars Game #8862859201: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:45:09 (ET)
Table 'Goberta' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($397 in chips)
Seat 6: shaundeeb ($4197 in chips)
THAY3R will be allowed to play after the button
cardsharkk04: posts small blind $3
shaundeeb: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [6h 7s]
shaundeeb said, "man"
DoItImBlufn said, "fk busto"
cardsharkk04: raises $391 to $397 and is all-in
DoItImBlufn has returned
shaundeeb said, "this makes up for the 10k swing I had"
DoItImBlufn is sitting out
shaundeeb said, "at UB BJ today"
shaundeeb: calls $391
*** FLOP *** [3d Td 5s]
THAY3R said, "only going through 3 buyins"
shaundeeb said, "4444"
*** TURN *** [3d Td 5s] [4s]
shaundeeb said, "nbuts"
*** RIVER *** [3d Td 5s 4s] [Jh]
DoItImBlufn has returned
shaundeeb said, "on your face"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [6h 7s] (a straight, Three to Seven)
cardsharkk04: mucks hand
shaundeeb collected $793 from pot
THAY3R said, "is that most of your money shaun or something elses"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $794 | Rake $1
Board [3d Td 5s 4s Jh]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (button) (small blind) mucked [6c Qs]
Seat 6: shaundeeb (big blind) showed [6h 7s] and won ($793) with a straight, Three to Seven

wish I got whole pot but still profit

PokerStars Game #8862866281: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:46:41 (ET)
Table 'Goberta' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($958 in chips)
Seat 2: Islander21 ($346.45 in chips)
Seat 4: skier_5 ($120 in chips)
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn ($455.80 in chips)
Seat 6: shaundeeb ($4593 in chips)
Seat 7: THAY3R ($600 in chips)
skier_5 said, "<<<nit"
Islander21: posts small blind $3
skier_5: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [2s Ac]
DoItImBlufn said, "?"
DoItImBlufn: raises $449.80 to $455.80 and is all-in
shaundeeb said, "lets go"
imeasy2read joins the table at seat #9
shaundeeb: raises $4137.20 to $4593 and is all-in
THAY3R said, "i think"
victor-chen joins the table at seat #8
cardsharkk04 said, "new table time?"
THAY3R said, "islander"
THAY3R said, "is not one of us"
cardsharkk04 said, "SPADES"
THAY3R: calls $600 and is all-in
cardsharkk04: calls $958 and is all-in
THAY3R said, "wheel me"
DoItImBlufn said, "37 for bakroll"
shaundeeb said, "AAAAAAA"
Islander21: folds
skier_5: calls $114 and is all-in
THAY3R said, "wheeeel"
*** FLOP *** [5h Ad 2h]
shaundeeb said, "I win"
THAY3R said, "omg"
*** TURN *** [5h Ad 2h] [4h]
DoItImBlufn said, "4"
DoItImBlufn said, "4"
DoItImBlufn said, "4"
*** RIVER *** [5h Ad 2h 4h] [Qh]
shaundeeb said, "noo"
DoItImBlufn said, "4"
cardsharkk04 said, "damnit"
DoItImBlufn said, "4"
DoItImBlufn said, "4"
DoItImBlufn said, "4"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [2s Ac] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
THAY3R said, "bahhhh"
cardsharkk04: mucks hand
shaundeeb collected $716 from side pot-3
shaundeeb said, "no hearts?"
THAY3R: mucks hand
cardsharkk04 said, "NO HEARTS"
shaundeeb said, "no 3?"
shaundeeb collected $432.60 from side pot-2
DoItImBlufn: shows [3h 7s] (a flush, Queen high)
DoItImBlufn collected $1343.20 from side pot-1
skier_5: mucks hand
DoItImBlufn collected $600 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3094.80 Main pot $600. Side pot-1 $1343.20. Side pot-2 $432.60. Side pot-3 $716. | Rake $3
Board [5h Ad 2h 4h Qh]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (button) mucked [Js 9s]
Seat 2: Islander21 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: skier_5 (big blind) mucked [9d Qd]
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn showed [3h 7s] and won ($1943.20) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 6: shaundeeb showed [2s Ac] and won ($1148.60) with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 7: THAY3R mucked [5s 2d]

sets never lose

PokerStars Game #8862906281: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:55:23 (ET)
Table 'Isabella' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($2637 in chips)
Seat 2: Islander21 ($200 in chips)
Seat 4: skier_5 ($120 in chips)
Seat 6: shaundeeb ($600 in chips)
kipin said, "lol"
cardsharkk04: posts small blind $3
Islander21: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [6h 6s]
skier_5: raises $114 to $120 and is all-in
shaundeeb: raises $480 to $600 and is all-in
skier_5 said, "i run like ****"
shaundeeb said, "66666"
cardsharkk04 said, "CLUBS"
PlanetBorgie joins the table at seat #8
cardsharkk04: raises $2037 to $2637 and is all-in
Islander21: folds
shaundeeb said, "I have a pair"
*** FLOP *** [9h As 6d]
shaundeeb said, "hold"
shaundeeb said, "ship"
shaundeeb said, "set"
victor-chen joins the table at seat #9
shaundeeb said, "gg"
*** TURN *** [9h As 6d] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [9h As 6d 7s] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cardsharkk04: shows [Ac 4c] (a pair of Aces)
shaundeeb: shows [6h 6s] (three of a kind, Sixes)
shaundeeb collected $960 from side pot
cardsharkk04 said, "*****"
skier_5: mucks hand
shaundeeb collected $364 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1326 Main pot $364. Side pot $960. | Rake $2
Board [9h As 6d 7s Kd]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (small blind) showed [Ac 4c] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Islander21 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: skier_5 mucked [3s Jh]
Seat 6: shaundeeb (button) showed [6h 6s] and won ($1324) with three of a kind, Sixes

rather have won with 10high for metagame reasons

PokerStars Game #8862908698: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:55:55 (ET)
Table 'Isabella' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($2037 in chips)
Seat 2: Islander21 ($194 in chips)
Seat 4: skier_5 ($120 in chips)
Seat 6: shaundeeb ($1324 in chips)
Seat 8: PlanetBorgie ($124 in chips)
Seat 9: victor-chen ($120 in chips)
Islander21: posts small blind $3
skier_5: posts big blind $6
cardsharkk04 said, "so many short stackers"
PlanetBorgie: posts big blind $6
victor-chen: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Tc 6c]
shaundeeb said, "who are all these people?"
shaundeeb said, "we going card?"
cardsharkk04 said, "i dunno"
DoItImBlufn said, "grimstar"
skier_5 said, "dont grimstar skier"
cardsharkk04 said, "whatever u want"
shaundeeb said, "all these non flippers"
shaundeeb said, "gh"
shaundeeb: raises $1318 to $1324 and is all-in
PlanetBorgie: folds
cardsharkk04 said, "sit out next hand"
victor-chen: calls $114 and is all-in
cardsharkk04: raises $713 to $2037 and is all-in
Islander21: folds
skier_5: calls $114 and is all-in
skier_5 said, "yesssssss"
DoItImBlufn said, "what?"
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qs 4c]
skier_5 said, "hold?"
*** TURN *** [Jh Qs 4c] [2d]
shaundeeb said, "sigh"
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qs 4c 2d] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [Tc 6c] (a pair of Sixes)
shaundeeb said, "maybe?"
cardsharkk04: mucks hand
shaundeeb said, "yes"
shaundeeb said, "ship"
shaundeeb collected $2408 from side pot
victor-chen: shows [Qh Kh] (a pair of Queens)
skier_5: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
shaundeeb said, "skier"
skier_5 collected $486 from main pot
shaundeeb said, "omg"
shaundeeb said, "you ****ing snake"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2897 Main pot $486. Side pot $2408. | Rake $3
Board [Jh Qs 4c 2d 6s]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (button) mucked [7s 5d]
Seat 2: Islander21 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: skier_5 (big blind) showed [Ac Ah] and won ($486) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: shaundeeb showed [Tc 6c] and won ($2408) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 8: PlanetBorgie folded before Flop
Seat 9: victor-chen showed [Qh Kh] and lost with a pair of Queens

I flop g00t

PokerStars Game #8862914150: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:57:07 (ET)
Table 'Isabella' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($713 in chips)
Seat 2: Islander21 ($191 in chips)
Seat 4: skier_5 ($486 in chips)
Seat 6: shaundeeb ($2408 in chips)
Seat 8: PlanetBorgie ($118 in chips)
ASPoker8 said, "lolol"
ASPoker8 said, "pwnt"
victor-chen has returned
shaundeeb said, "I should of know"
skier_5: posts small blind $3
shaundeeb: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Qc 3c]
DoItImBlufn has returned
PlanetBorgie: calls $6
cardsharkk04: raises $707 to $713 and is all-in
Islander21: folds
skier_5: calls $483 and is all-in
shaundeeb said, "lol card my 10high was good"
shaundeeb: calls $707
PlanetBorgie: calls $112 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qd 5c 3d]
cardsharkk04 said, "yea"
shaundeeb said, "I win"
shaundeeb said, "75"
*** TURN *** [Qd 5c 3d] [Kd]
shaundeeb said, "no d"
*** RIVER *** [Qd 5c 3d Kd] [2c]
shaundeeb said, "good"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [Qc 3c] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
cardsharkk04: mucks hand
shaundeeb collected $454 from side pot-2
skier_5: mucks hand
shaundeeb said, "1 more card"
shaundeeb collected $1104 from side pot-1
PlanetBorgie: mucks hand
cardsharkk04 said, "arg"
shaundeeb collected $470 from main pot
cardsharkk04 said, "ok'"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2030 Main pot $470. Side pot-1 $1104. Side pot-2 $454. | Rake $2
Board [Qd 5c 3d Kd 2c]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 mucked [7s 6h]
Seat 2: Islander21 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: skier_5 (small blind) mucked [Ad 8h]
Seat 6: shaundeeb (big blind) showed [Qc 3c] and won ($2028) with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 8: PlanetBorgie mucked [4d 4c]

lolll hammer time(s) 2

PokerStars Game #8862917677: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:57:54 (ET)
Table 'Isabella' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: Islander21 ($191 in chips)
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn ($600 in chips)
Seat 6: shaundeeb ($3723 in chips)
Seat 9: victor-chen ($120 in chips)
shaundeeb said, "heh"
victor-chen: posts small blind $3
Islander21: posts big blind $6
DoItImBlufn: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7s 2s]
skier_5 said, "rigged"
cardsharkk04 has returned
DoItImBlufn: raises $594 to $600 and is all-in
shaundeeb said, "hammer"
shaundeeb: calls $600
victor-chen: folds
Islander21: folds
PlanetBorgie leaves the table
shaundeeb said, "ohh 1 more for card"
*** FLOP *** [Ad 6c 5s]
shaundeeb said, "when he gets back"
DoItImBlufn said, "ACE PLZ"
*** TURN *** [Ad 6c 5s] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 6c 5s 4h] [3s]
shaundeeb said, "lOLL"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DoItImBlufn: shows [2d As] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
shaundeeb: shows [7s 2s] (a straight, Three to Seven)
shaundeeb said, "hammer time"
ASPoker8 said, "ROFL"
shaundeeb said, "*****es"
shaundeeb collected $1207 from pot
NU Starnes joins the table at seat #8
DoItImBlufn said, "GAYER"
NU Starnes is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1209 | Rake $2
Board [Ad 6c 5s 4h 3s]
Seat 2: Islander21 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: DoItImBlufn showed [2d As] and lost with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 6: shaundeeb (button) showed [7s 2s] and won ($1207) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 9: victor-chen (small blind) folded before Flop

kicker good

PokerStars Game #8862921762: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 04:58:49 (ET)
Table 'Isabella' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($600 in chips)
Seat 2: Islander21 ($179 in chips)
Seat 6: shaundeeb ($4335.40 in chips)
Seat 9: victor-chen ($117 in chips)
skier_5 will be allowed to play after the button
DoItImBlufn will be allowed to play after the button
shaundeeb: posts small blind $3
victor-chen: posts big blind $6
cardsharkk04: posts small & big blinds $9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Ts 6c]
cardsharkk04: raises $591 to $597 and is all-in
Islander21: folds
shaundeeb: calls $594
cardsharkk04 said, "MONEY"
victor-chen: calls $111 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qd 5s Ah]
shaundeeb said, "gay"
*** TURN *** [Qd 5s Ah] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 5s Ah 6d] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [Ts 6c] (a pair of Sixes)
cardsharkk04: mucks hand
shaundeeb said, "loll"
shaundeeb collected $960 from side pot
victor-chen: shows [3c Ac] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
cardsharkk04 said, "FUCUCCJCJCKCK"
victor-chen collected $352 from main pot
shaundeeb said, "106 is a monster"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1314 Main pot $352. Side pot $960. | Rake $2
Board [Qd 5s Ah 6d 3h]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 mucked [6h 9h]
Seat 2: Islander21 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: shaundeeb (small blind) showed [Ts 6c] and won ($960) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 9: victor-chen (big blind) showed [3c Ac] and won ($352) with two pair, Aces and Threes

chat was funny I purposely didn't try to goat him into shoving asked him if he was there to flip or not he said yes so I shoved. When I saw his hand I thought he was trying to trap me but proved himself dropping many more buyins to me later as you will see

PokerStars Game #8862953013: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 05:05:41 (ET)
Table 'Ornamenta' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: shaundeeb ($600 in chips)
Seat 6: jdepa01fcp ($600 in chips)
shaundeeb: posts small blind $3
jdepa01fcp: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [As Ac]
shaundeeb said, "hello?"
jdepa01fcp said, "y"
hanhu said, "lol"
hanhu said, "wtf"
shaundeeb: raises $594 to $600 and is all-in
jdepa01fcp: calls $594 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ad 6c 2s]
hanhu said, "wow"
shaundeeb said, "nuts"
shaundeeb said, "lol"
hanhu said, "NUTZ"
*** TURN *** [Ad 6c 2s] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 6c 2s Ts] [3c]
shaundeeb said, "I asked"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jdepa01fcp: shows [Qd Qs] (a pair of Queens)
shaundeeb: shows [As Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
shaundeeb collected $1199 from pot
hanhu said, "GAGAGAGA"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1200 | Rake $1
Board [Ad 6c 2s Ts 3c]
Seat 3: shaundeeb (button) (small blind) showed [As Ac] and won ($1199) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: jdepa01fcp (big blind) showed [Qd Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens

LOLL HAMMER 3rd time obv zeebooooooo

PokerStars Game #8862956860: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 05:06:33 (ET)
Table 'Ornamenta' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($1190 in chips)
Seat 3: shaundeeb ($1199 in chips)
Seat 6: jdepa01fcp ($600 in chips)
cardsharkk04: posts small blind $3
shaundeeb: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7h 2s]
shaundeeb said, "and not try to force you into it too"
shaundeeb said, "LOLl"
cardsharkk04 said, "ONE TIME"
hanhu said, "yup"
shaundeeb said, "hammer"
jdepa01fcp said, "ya its all good im not folding Q hu anyway"
hanhu said, "LOL!!"
hanhu said, "LOL"
shaundeeb said, "offsuit"
jdepa01fcp: raises $594 to $600 and is all-in
cardsharkk04: raises $590 to $1190 and is all-in
shaundeeb: calls $1184
*** FLOP *** [2h Jc Qd]
shaundeeb said, "222"
*** TURN *** [2h Jc Qd] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [2h Jc Qd Qh] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cardsharkk04: shows [Ad 8d] (three of a kind, Queens)
shaundeeb: shows [7h 2s] (a full house, Queens full of Deuces)
shaundeeb collected $1180 from side pot
shaundeeb said, "loll"
jdepa01fcp: shows [Td 6d] (three of a kind, Queens)
shaundeeb collected $1799 from main pot
shaundeeb said, "hammer ****ing owns"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2980 Main pot $1799. Side pot $1180. | Rake $1
Board [2h Jc Qd Qh Qs]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (small blind) showed [Ad 8d] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: shaundeeb (big blind) showed [7h 2s] and won ($2979) with a full house, Queens full of Deuces
Seat 6: jdepa01fcp (button) showed [Td 6d] and lost with three of a kind, Queens

I dodge 10 outs well

PokerStars Game #8862961777: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 05:07:39 (ET)
Table 'Ornamenta' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($600 in chips)
Seat 3: shaundeeb ($2988 in chips)
shaundeeb: posts small blind $3
cardsharkk04: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [9c Kc]
jdepa01fcp said, "****"
jdepa01fcp has returned
shaundeeb: raises $2982 to $2988 and is all-in
shaundeeb said, "k9c"
cardsharkk04: calls $594 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4h Ad 8s]
*** TURN *** [4h Ad 8s] [4c]
cardsharkk04 said, "5"
*** RIVER *** [4h Ad 8s 4c] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cardsharkk04: shows [7s 6h] (a pair of Fours)
shaundeeb: shows [9c Kc] (a pair of Fours - Ace+King kicker)
shaundeeb collected $1199 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1200 | Rake $1
Board [4h Ad 8s 4c Jc]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (big blind) showed [7s 6h] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 3: shaundeeb (button) (small blind) showed [9c Kc] and won ($1199) with a pair of Fours

you'd think I was agile with all the cards I dodge after this flop.

PokerStars Game #8862966789: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 05:08:47 (ET)
Table 'Ornamenta' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 ($600 in chips)
Seat 3: shaundeeb ($3587 in chips)
Seat 6: jdepa01fcp ($600 in chips)
cardsharkk04: posts small blind $3
shaundeeb: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [5h Kc]
shaundeeb said, "which was for 250"
jdepa01fcp: raises $594 to $600 and is all-in
cardsharkk04: calls $597 and is all-in
shaundeeb: calls $594
*** FLOP *** [Td Ad Ts]
hanhu said, "wow"
shaundeeb said, "k5k5k5k"
cardsharkk04 said, "spades"
jdepa01fcp said, "dddddddddd"
hanhu said, "so sick"
*** TURN *** [Td Ad Ts] [Kh]
jdepa01fcp said, "dddddddddddddd"
jdepa01fcp said, "ddddddddddd"
*** RIVER *** [Td Ad Ts Kh] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cardsharkk04: shows [4s 6s] (a pair of Tens)
shaundeeb: shows [5h Kc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
jdepa01fcp: shows [7d Jd] (a pair of Tens)
shaundeeb collected $1799 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1800 | Rake $1
Board [Td Ad Ts Kh 5c]
Seat 1: cardsharkk04 (small blind) showed [4s 6s] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 3: shaundeeb (big blind) showed [5h Kc] and won ($1799) with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 6: jdepa01fcp (button) showed [7d Jd] and lost with a pair of Tens

ugh lost my final flip I thought I was dodging again. only up 9500 after this

PokerStars Game #8863029574: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/03/12 - 05:23:18 (ET)
Table 'Ornamenta' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: jMe1983 ($120 in chips)
Seat 3: shaundeeb ($4783 in chips)
Seat 6: jdepa01fcp ($2545 in chips)
jdepa01fcp: posts small blind $3
jMe1983: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [5s As]
shaundeeb: raises $994 to $1000
jdepa01fcp said, "Q6dd"
jdepa01fcp said, "what u got"
jdepa01fcp: calls $997
victor-chen has returned
shaundeeb said, "A5ss"
jMe1983: folds
*** FLOP *** [Td 9d 4s]
bella0911 has returned
shaundeeb said, "omg"
jdepa01fcp said, "ddddddddd"
jdepa01fcp: checks
shaundeeb: checks
*** TURN *** [Td 9d 4s] [7c]
jdepa01fcp said, "zomg hit!"
jdepa01fcp: checks
shaundeeb: checks
*** RIVER *** [Td 9d 4s 7c] [6s]
jdepa01fcp: checks
shaundeeb said, "sigh"
shaundeeb: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jdepa01fcp: shows [Qd 6d] (a pair of Sixes)
shaundeeb: mucks hand
jdepa01fcp said, "boooooooooom"
jdepa01fcp collected $2005 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2006 | Rake $1
Board [Td 9d 4s 7c 6s]
Seat 2: jMe1983 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: shaundeeb (button) mucked [5s As]
Seat 6: jdepa01fcp (small blind) showed [Qd 6d] and won ($2005) with a pair of Sixes

shaundeeb 03-12-2007 05:32 AM

Re: 3,000th Post! Beware Emo Content
 
[ QUOTE ]
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I'll probably stop if I lose 6 or 7k.



[/ QUOTE ]

you really set yourself up for failure here.

Bakes 03-12-2007 05:33 AM

Re: 3,000th Post! Beware Emo Content
 
sick

cardsharkk04 03-12-2007 05:34 AM

Re: 3,000th Post! Beware Emo Content
 
So I'm trying to play 3 way 25/50 w/ Grandiose and some other dude and we've been playing for a few minutes and all of sudden Grandiose pulls the "HU please". WTF is that crap?

shaundeeb 03-12-2007 05:34 AM

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listen to your location go play pooruser.

cardsharkk04 03-12-2007 05:39 AM

Re: 3,000th Post! Beware Emo Content
 
They say its a restricted table and to email stars support, damn

shaundeeb 03-12-2007 05:40 AM

Re: 3,000th Post! Beware Emo Content
 
weak how have you not asked for access yet. Umm grandiose owns you.

cardsharkk04 03-12-2007 06:21 AM

Re: 3,000th Post! Beware Emo Content
 
SHARKK ATACKK---check out this interesting play by Grandiose

PokerStars Game #8863271799: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2007/03/12 - 06:18:12 (ET)
Table 'Eunomia' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 4: bigskins ($5824 in chips)
Seat 6: Grandiose ($11099.80 in chips)
Seat 8: cardsharkk04 ($7218.55 in chips)
cardsharkk04: posts small blind $25
bigskins: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cardsharkk04 [6h 6s]
Grandiose: raises $50 to $100
cardsharkk04: raises $300 to $400
bigskins: folds
Grandiose: calls $300
*** FLOP *** [Kc 6c 9c]
cardsharkk04: bets $700
Grandiose: raises $9999.80 to $10699.80 and is all-in
cardsharkk04: calls $6118.55 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Kc 6c 9c] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 6c 9c 4h] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cardsharkk04: shows [6h 6s] (three of a kind, Sixes)
Grandiose: mucks hand
cardsharkk04 collected $14486.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $14487.10 | Rake $1
Board [Kc 6c 9c 4h Js]
Seat 4: bigskins (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Grandiose (button) mucked [Ad Jc]
Seat 8: cardsharkk04 (small blind) showed [6h 6s] and won ($14486.10) with three of a kind, Sixes

skaffaNL 03-12-2007 07:02 AM

Re: 3,000th Post! Beware Emo Content
 
you guys are sick [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


[censored] stake with with 100nl roll and get a better roi

HoosierAlum 03-12-2007 09:08 AM

Re: 3,000th Post! Beware Emo Content
 
I am "jdepa01fcp". It was sick cause I came to the table to flip and first hand I get QQ...pretty gross you had aces, no hard feelings though.

I think I proved myself by flipping a bunch after that hand..

After I won that final 1k flip I actually ended up even which is a miracle because I lost my first 5 flips for $600 a pop.


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