Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

I got pissed a few months ago, took a massive dump in the morning and there was blood on the toilet roll. Pretty sure there was nothing else wrong with me except having to force a turd the size of a baseball bat through my butthole.

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

taco bell or qdoba?

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

but cancer ftl

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wreck 'em rectum!

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too soon?

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

tampons after buttsecks FTW

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

standard

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

though when i do bleed, its more just like someone scribbled a little bit with a red crayon on some tp

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

sounds like a brag to me.

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So, who else saw southpark last week?