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gumpzilla 07-11-2007 01:13 PM

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You're telling me the second thing she said to you was, "Single dads are so hot?"

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This is confusing me as well. This woman thought you told her that you're a relatively recent widow and your child's mother is dead and her reaction was to tell you you're hot?

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She could have just thought he was divorced.

I don't think I'd be particularly upset by this state of affairs.

4_2_it 07-11-2007 01:27 PM

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You're telling me the second thing she said to you was, "Single dads are so hot?"

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This is confusing me as well. This woman thought you told her that you're a relatively recent widow and your child's mother is dead and her reaction was to tell you you're hot?

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She could have just thought he was divorced.

I don't think I'd be particularly upset by this state of affairs.

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My brother's wife died young (age 23). A year after that he went on a rampage that lasted about 12 years. He had women practically throwing themselves on him when he was out with his young kids. I think there is a difference in how women react to widowers vs. divorced wife beaters.

CrazyEyez 07-11-2007 01:28 PM

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"Can I take something out for you?"
"I was just, ahhh, I was just looking at something for my wife, God rest her soul."
"Oh God, I'm so sorry."
"Oh, no, no, she's not dead. We're just divorced. She's history. And obviously she does't wear underwear, and there are plenty of shopping days left until adultery, that is adulthood, which is to say Christmas, as in yule, yule log. Not a log, I don't have a log, but I mean, you know, if I had a log, not in the sense that you think I said I did... Good golly. 'Tis the season to be merry."
"Well, that's my name."
"No [censored]."

CrazyEyez 07-11-2007 01:29 PM

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Our B&N is like a Cougar outlet store.

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hahahahha

SlackerMcFly 07-11-2007 01:33 PM

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So I'm in the local Barnes and Noble with my daughter. We get the belly button book, and the a new Baby Einstein DVD.

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What did you purchase for the kid? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

codewarrior 07-11-2007 03:07 PM

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So I'm in the local Barnes and Noble with my daughter. We get the belly button book, and the a new Baby Einstein DVD.

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What did you purchase for the kid? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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7CSFAP, LDO

MicroBob 07-11-2007 03:16 PM

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You - "My wife died"
Her - "Ohhh. That's hot."

dcasper70 07-11-2007 04:50 PM

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codewarrior,

Knowing that I can expect this in a few years has completely made my day.

Thank you,

dcasper70

Brainwalter 07-11-2007 04:54 PM

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codewarrior,

Knowing that I can expect this in a few years has completely made my day.

Thank you,

dcasper70

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Your wife's dying?

otnemem 07-11-2007 04:55 PM

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codewarrior,

Knowing that I can expect this in a few years has completely made my day.

Thank you,

dcasper70

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Unless you plan on murdering your wife and reaping the rewards of single-parenthood, I would say this is a much bigger negative than a positive.

Checklist:
1) Married.
2) With children.
3) Finally getting attention from women.

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