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guids 08-22-2007 11:45 PM

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I dated a girl for two or three months who was probably a 4 or 5 on the OOT scale cause this girl gave bj's unlike anything I've ever heard of much less experienced. She was bat-[censored] crazy and a super-bitch for sure, but she left me in convulsions on a regular basis.

No pics of her, haven't seen her in about a decade. Long-haired hippie vegan ghost-white pale activist. Maybe 5'5 and 100 dripping wet.

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hahahahah....what a hypocrite.

psuasskicker 08-22-2007 11:47 PM

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I dated a girl for two or three months who was probably a 4 or 5 on the OOT scale cause this girl gave bj's unlike anything I've ever heard of much less experienced. She was bat-[censored] crazy and a super-bitch for sure, but she left me in convulsions on a regular basis.

No pics of her, haven't seen her in about a decade. Long-haired hippie vegan ghost-white pale activist. Maybe 5'5 and 100 dripping wet.

- C -

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hahahahah....what a hypocrite.

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?????

guids 08-22-2007 11:49 PM

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I dated a girl for two or three months who was probably a 4 or 5 on the OOT scale cause this girl gave bj's unlike anything I've ever heard of much less experienced. She was bat-[censored] crazy and a super-bitch for sure, but she left me in convulsions on a regular basis.

No pics of her, haven't seen her in about a decade. Long-haired hippie vegan ghost-white pale activist. Maybe 5'5 and 100 dripping wet.

- C -

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hahahahah....what a hypocrite.

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?????

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...BECAUSE SHE WAS A VEGAN THAT LIKED TO RAVISH MEAT!!!!1


RIMSHOT!

psuasskicker 08-22-2007 11:51 PM

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I dated a girl for two or three months who was probably a 4 or 5 on the OOT scale cause this girl gave bj's unlike anything I've ever heard of much less experienced. She was bat-[censored] crazy and a super-bitch for sure, but she left me in convulsions on a regular basis.

No pics of her, haven't seen her in about a decade. Long-haired hippie vegan ghost-white pale activist. Maybe 5'5 and 100 dripping wet.

- C -

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hahahahah....what a hypocrite.

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?????

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...BECAUSE SHE WAS A VEGAN THAT LIKED TO RAVISH MEAT!!!!1


RIMSHOT!

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How else was she gonna get her protein??? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

- C -

DMACM 08-23-2007 01:07 AM

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it was beat me, choke me, slap me, hurt me, (she screams like hell) and i wonder if i'm going to jail...


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this is always weird. i had a girlfriend once who liked to be spanked. She used to have to twist my arm cause i could never really bring myself to call her names or anything even. her roomates thought asked my friends if i was nice cause they heard the slapping noises i guess from me hitting her in the butt.

J.Brown 08-23-2007 03:11 AM

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blonde and deaf

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Id pay money for a recording of a deaf chicks orgasm.

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I had sex with a deaf girl. She sounded like chewbacca. I'm not kidding.

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like chewbacca??!!! both brutally honest and brutally funny. well done.

skunkworks 08-23-2007 03:14 AM

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I had sex with a deaf girl. She sounded like chewbacca. I'm not kidding.

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Why do I find this so fascinating. TR? Also, isn't it a bit distracting when it sounds like you're sexing Chewie?

pergesu 08-23-2007 03:28 AM

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I had sex with a deaf girl. She sounded like chewbacca. I'm not kidding.

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Why do I find this so fascinating. TR? Also, isn't it a bit distracting when it sounds like you're sexing Chewie?

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Mini trip report.

I went to school at RIT, and the NTID (national technical institute for the deaf) is also there. Or a part of it. I never really figured that out. Tons of deaf people, it's nothing weird.

There was a deaf chick in my calc class. We sat at the same table, and worked together on assignments. Passed a bunch of notes in class. She asked if I wanted to hang out and study some time. We set something up, she came to my dorm room, we talked to each other by typing into Notepad. One thing led to another, you all know how it is. I was weirded out at first, but I mean I had gone past the point of no return so I just chose to accept it as being the unique experience it was.

Sooga 08-23-2007 03:32 AM

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http://www.comingsoon.net/nextraimag...ikuchiint1.jpg

I'd hit that.

skunkworks 08-23-2007 03:33 AM

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There was a deaf chick in my calc class. We sat at the same table, and worked together on assignments. Passed a bunch of notes in class. She asked if I wanted to hang out and study some time. We set something up, she came to my dorm room, we talked to each other by typing into Notepad. One thing led to another, you all know how it is. I was weirded out at first, but I mean I had gone past the point of no return so I just chose to accept it as being the unique experience it was.

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That's hot.


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