Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

HH: I'm going to kill you!!!!
Me: with your devastating legdrop or your weak-ass clothesline?

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

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WHO IS THIS YOUNG MAN? AND WHY IS HE BOTHERING BROOKE HOGAN? THESE AWFUL PICKUP LINES MAY WORK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KING, BUT NOT IN THE GOOD 'OLE U.S. OF A.!

MY GAWD! HE CALLED HER A LESBIAN! THIS IS HEINOUS! SOMEBODY STOP THIS. THIS MAN IS JUST SICK. BROOKE HOGAN HAS A FAMILY, DAMMIT!

WAIT! WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?

http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~markro/images/hulk2.jpg

MY GAWD! ITS THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN!

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/im...1022156353.jpg

BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! THIS YOUNG MAN IS RUNNING LIKE A SCALDED DOG!

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/im...1022156947.jpg

MY GAWD! THE CARNAGE!

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LOL!!!

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

Will you appear on "Hogan knows best"?

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

s,

"I would have needled the big goon and then sued his ass after he busted me in two."

Definitely. Hogan seems like a good person to do this with. Big and aggro enough to hurt you and very believable that he hurt you, but not psycho like Tyson who very likely might just kill you. Plus you hopefully have the VH1 Hogan cameras filming it all!

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

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WHO IS THIS YOUNG MAN? AND WHY IS HE BOTHERING BROOKE HOGAN? THESE AWFUL PICKUP LINES MAY WORK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KING, BUT NOT IN THE GOOD 'OLE U.S. OF A.!

MY GAWD! HE CALLED HER A LESBIAN! THIS IS HEINOUS! SOMEBODY STOP THIS. THIS MAN IS JUST SICK. BROOKE HOGAN HAS A FAMILY, DAMMIT!

WAIT! WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?

http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~markro/images/hulk2.jpg

MY GAWD! ITS THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN!

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/im...1022156353.jpg

BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! THIS YOUNG MAN IS RUNNING LIKE A SCALDED DOG!

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/im...1022156947.jpg

MY GAWD! THE CARNAGE!

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ahhhhhhhhhhh soooo classic.

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

no i dont think we got filmed...but damn that would have been great! haha

yea in hindsight maybe i should have made him beat my ass then sued... but i dunno if i wanna go thru comas and sipping food thru straws for months.

this was all true, no point for me to make this up. his family lives around here in miami beach. I had no idea it was Brooke because i dont watch that garbage on tv.

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

Best use of Jim Ross gimmic account ever

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

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Best use of Jim Ross gimmic account ever

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I agree. nh sir.

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

[ QUOTE ]
WHO IS THIS YOUNG MAN? AND WHY IS HE BOTHERING BROOKE HOGAN? THESE AWFUL PICKUP LINES MAY WORK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KING, BUT NOT IN THE GOOD 'OLE U.S. OF A.!

MY GAWD! HE CALLED HER A LESBIAN! THIS IS HEINOUS! SOMEBODY STOP THIS. THIS MAN IS JUST SICK. BROOKE HOGAN HAS A FAMILY, DAMMIT!

WAIT! WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?

http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~markro/images/hulk2.jpg

MY GAWD! ITS THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN!

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/im...1022156353.jpg

BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! THIS YOUNG MAN IS RUNNING LIKE A SCALDED DOG!

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/im...1022156947.jpg

MY GAWD! THE CARNAGE!

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Holy crap - That's my new favorite gimmick acocunt.

Re: I almost got my ass kicked by HULK HOGAN last night
 

You can't really be this lame.