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So wait, you're going to have to spend 6-8 months in jail, or did I misunderstand what you were saying about the inmate advice?

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I doubt I'll have to spend any time in jail. First/only offense, 4 years ago, got a lawyer, done some other stuff to make it better, etc. It's possible but unlikely. He probably assumed I was a habitual criminal, or maybe a habitually-caught criminal.

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You didn't even get to rape anyone? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Honestly, compared to what I thought it would be like (awful rape-fest and/or sea of gang violence) it was so much better that it was almost not unpleasant. It sucked, but it was infinitely less awful than I imagined.

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Anybody try to start [censored] with you?

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Pretty sweet TR, just remember watch your corn hole.

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Anybody try to start [censored] with you?

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Nah. One or two people asked me what I was there for (since they were in jumpsuits and I was in plain clothes) and I just said "some old sh*t, old warrants" and tried to act normal, lol. I would've made better conversation except I hadn't slept in a while except chained to a pipe, so I was pretty exhausted. I dozed off for at least 2 of the 8 hours I was there.

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Did you see any fights or rapings?

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Did you see any fights or rapings?

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nah lol. one guy cursed out a guard for cuffing his hands too tightly, other than that no real drama.

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Did you get a prison tattoo? (swastika on your forehead or naked girl on your back)

Did you learn how to make prison hooch from bread and raisins?

Did you give a guard a BJ for "special treatment?"

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Biggest dude you saw?

Could you take him in a prison rules fight?

If not what percentage of the guys in jail that you saw could you take?

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I am going to get another tattoo, but hopefully I won't be in jail for it. I wish I had booze while I was in there, it would've gone by a lot quicker. Didn't really deal with guards except for the intake questions/fingerprinting/etc.

Randomly, in addition to the "do you have TB, cancer, etc" questions they ask you, they ask "do you feel like you have anything to look forward to in your life?" At the time I didn't think so, but (correctly) lied and said yes. I bet answering "no" to that question lands you in a padded room lol.