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In a fit of fake angst, tell her you actually changed the dream because you thought the real dream would upset her, but you gotta confess now because you feel guilty. It was actually 2 of her sorority sisters with the 2 of you in the dream.

You might be able to parlay this into a drunken 4 way.

I'm not kidding.

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i always ask her if we can a 3 some, she laughs and says no.

Re: beat: told my girlfriend...
 

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In a fit of fake angst, tell her you actually changed the dream because you thought the real dream would upset her, but you gotta confess now because you feel guilty. It was actually 2 of her sorority sisters with the 2 of you in the dream.

You might be able to parlay this into a drunken 4 way.

I'm not kidding.

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i always ask her if we can a 3 some, she laughs and says no.

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obv a 4some is a totally different story. ldo imo

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Once i had a dream that i had sex with my ex(we were still together at the time) and her black twin. I told her about it and she got really weirded out.

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haha definitely don't tell your gf any dreams you have. ever. It can never end well.

Re: beat: told my girlfriend...
 

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In a fit of fake angst, tell her you actually changed the dream because you thought the real dream would upset her, but you gotta confess now because you feel guilty. It was actually 2 of her sorority sisters with the 2 of you in the dream.

You might be able to parlay this into a drunken 4 way.

I'm not kidding.

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i always ask her if we can a 3 some, she laughs and says no.

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obv a 4some is a totally different story. ldo imo

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ldo

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On more than one occasion my gf has woken up pissed at me cuz of some [censored] she dreamed I did.

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My wife has done this as well.

Also, I notice that if I mention to my wife (with a grin) that I dreamed about her last night, it usually puts her in a good mood to start the day (very important with 2 kids to get off to the bus stop).

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y can't i ever have some of these nice dreams??

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y can't i ever have some of these nice dreams??

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Most likely reason and completely serious answer to your question...you masterbate too much.

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that's actually not it imo [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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y can't i ever have some of these nice dreams??

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think about it before you go to sleep.