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i go to my grandmas house that place is like a hug brothel

dont really have any opening moves but when i show her my math tests that say 100% on them it seems to loosen her up

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i go to my grandmas house that place is like a hug brothel

dont really have any opening moves but when i show her my math tests that say 100% on them it seems to loosen her up

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eww, that's a good way to catch germs

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my fav opening move that leads to hugs is to be too drunk to get it up. if you're lucky you might get a kiss too!

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Let's do this Letterman-style:

Top ten ways to get a hug:

10. Pretend you're fainting and just drop in her arms. Then simply hold on and don't let go.

9. Pretend you just won the lottery. Celebration hugs guaranteed.

8. Make sure it is really cold in your room and the object of your hugging desire is shivering. Rub her shoulders to make her warm and then pull her towards you.

7. Some sad story about how you were abused anally by your priest. Start crying and bury your head in her lap (yes, you can sniff, but don't make it too obvious).

6. Hugs are a very common way of greeting friends and saying goodbye. Simply plan a great number of very short visits.

5. Follow-up to 6: after saying goodbye, drive around for a block and come back to pick up something you (purposely) forgot. Then hug hi and goodbye again. (This effectively increases the number of hugs you get by 50%.)

4) "Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

3) e2-e4

2) Get married

1) "Can't we just cuddle?"

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i go to my grandmas house that place is like a hug brothel

dont really have any opening moves but when i show her my math tests that say 100% on them it seems to loosen her up

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Congratulations on being the best poster ever.

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i usually whip my schlong out and hope they suck it