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Dozer64 07-17-2006 04:29 PM

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I expect TomBrooks to dredge up this tipping thread in about 6 months.

Al Capone should have a computer by then, and be able to kick the cow in the nuts.

Gunny Highway 07-17-2006 04:43 PM

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I am pretty sure that cow tipping only works back east where the cows are really fat, slow and stupid. I would be greatly suprised if trying to tip a longhorn or any cattle that ranges out west would earn you anything except a trip to the emergency room.

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Cows are fat & stupid everywhere. Drunk and/or stoned cow tipping was just as funny in Texas and Illinois fwiw.

AThermopyle 07-17-2006 04:47 PM

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and be able to kick the cow in the nuts.

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Anatomy lesson anyone?

CORed 07-18-2006 02:53 AM

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The bull is the one with the horns, right? Can I tip those too?

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No. Your confusing cows with deer. For deer, the males have antlers and the females don't, except for reindeer and caribour, in which both genders have antlers (the males have bigger antlers, though). Both bulls and cows may or may not have horns. You can recognize bulls by the obvious anatomical differences, and bulls are generally bigger, with thicker necks and a more muscular build. The bulls will be kept separate from the cows except at breeding time (usually early summer). You can tip bulls if you want to, but they are a lot more likely to fight back than cows. Don't underestimate the potential of cows to fight back, though. \Tthey can get pretty mean if they get pissed off, or if they are protecting a calf.

I'm a city kid, but my Mom grew up on farms and ranches, so I know a little bit about cows.

bav 07-18-2006 04:34 AM

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Funniest cow-tipping story ever: http://www.ubersite.com/m/14857

Zaphrous 07-18-2006 09:06 AM

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Funniest cow-tipping story ever: http://www.ubersite.com/m/14857

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LOL He is right, it is the funniest.

Cactus Jack 07-18-2006 12:00 PM

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oh, man, I think I pulled something

Gunny Highway 07-18-2006 12:32 PM

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oh, man, I think I pulled something

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I'm crying, man. Oh that's good stuff!

hard2tel 07-18-2006 12:36 PM

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Funniest cow-tipping story ever: http://www.ubersite.com/m/14857

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awesome.


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