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i'll never forget hearing this story in a vegas cab and laughing my ass off. one of the top 5 funniest moments of my life.

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Bruiser profile:

Favourite music artist: LJ Coolio
Favourite clothes: Ted Baxter
Favourite accent: Black person accent.

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Awesome.

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for that much you probably could have just straight up propositioned a non-hooker college girl at a club.

also wtf with gloves? weak

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Huge beat.

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Actually compared to the Giorgio Armani clothes I got tricked into buying that didn't fit, or even the pick up artist camp I went to that hasn't led to me getting laid yet it wasn't the worst beat of the weekend (but this PUA camp was worth the money).

Edit: if people couldn't laugh at me would I even be funny? Luckily there are no restrictions placed on how I get people to smile.

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the funniest was when someone was like, wtf, jc was in the room? and bruiser says yeah he was playing partypoker on his laptop BLAHAHAHHAHA

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http://users.cyberone.com.au/mackiewa/Images/Jake.gif

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn playa, you got screwed 4 times in one night"

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Bruiser,

I cannot wait to read the next ten chapters.

Also, PUA schools trip reports, please please please!

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I am deeply saddened by this turn of events.

Bruiser, are in the Bay Area? If not, come, then PM me.

You will need to go to her.
You will be safe.
You will not be disappointed.






Never go to Vegas for a hooker. You will always get either a skank, or an overpriced girl. Without exception.

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this is so depressing