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suzzer99 10-08-2007 11:43 AM

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OP is asking an honest question and all he is receiving is ridicule.*


* italics indicate I am repeating your statement but in a whiny, high-pitched nasal tone.

private joker 10-08-2007 12:59 PM

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OP is asking an honest question and all he is receiving is ridicule.

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You can make this exact post in nearly every OOT thread.

oddjob 10-08-2007 01:07 PM

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OP is asking an honest question and all he is receiving is ridicule.

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um, welcome to OOT?

evagaba 10-08-2007 01:56 PM

Re: craigs list and prostitutes
 
I guess no one sensed my sarcasim.

RacersEdge 10-08-2007 02:08 PM

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Why do you dudes even mess with CL? Go to a site that has actual reviews - find a girl with multiple good reviews - and pictures - and go from there.

heater 10-08-2007 02:24 PM

Re: craigs list and prostitutes
 
There will be no sex. They won't come alone. They'll show up with some big dude who's more than likely armed. They will negotiate a price and collect the cash. They hand the cash over to big dude who goes and waits in the car. You will NOT be getting this money back. Then they'll dance/strip for whatever time you negotiated and encourage you to jerk off. You'll be lucky if you get any more hands on than you do inside a club.

I used to drive dancers to bachelor's parties, etc. and was asked to do this kind of work on more than one occasion. I'm not big on scamming people, so I always turned it down.

If you want to pay for a hotel room and a couple hundred bucks for a private dance, have fun.

*edit* Like someone else mentioned, find an escort service. The reason 90% of the CL stuff is a scam is that it's done anonymously. The "escort" doesn't have to worry about reviews, referrals, holding up their reputation, etc.

PocketJokers72 10-08-2007 02:34 PM

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There will be no sex. They won't come alone. They'll show up with some big dude who's more than likely armed. They will negotiate a price and collect the cash. They hand the cash over to big dude who goes and waits in the car. You will NOT be getting this money back.

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When I read this, all I can 'hear' is Sean Connery's voice in my head (ala Hunt for Red October).

I'm strange.

MitchL 10-08-2007 02:41 PM

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The car thing is for their safety. They usually relay it to a hooker friend or a pimp in case you slice them up. If you live in a city massage parlors are the best. Low chance of getting busted, no weird hotel room or pimps to deal with. You might need to shop around to find the best deal, full service, etc.

AceLuby 10-08-2007 02:45 PM

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I once got a really good deal on a couple of guitars on craigslist... good times.


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