Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
 

just drink a bunch of laxatives. try not to kill yourself

Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
 

To the person who mentioned milk:

I have drank a lot of milk at times and felt horrible. On top of that my milk is expired...seems like icing on the cake. Hmm...I could eat a lot of that too.

Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
 

Just [censored] yourself as you walk into the classroom to save time.

Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
 

make up a phony doctors note then wipe your ass on it.

Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
 

or wipe a nearby dog's ass on it. you'll feel fine.

Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
 

go to mexico

Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
 

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To the person who mentioned milk:

I have drank a lot of milk at times and felt horrible. On top of that my milk is expired...seems like icing on the cake. Hmm...I could eat a lot of that too.

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should work imo

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Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
 

Throw some chilli down your pants on the way to class

Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
 

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Coming from a person who used to ditch middle/highschool ALL the time (I became known as the person who never went to school), trust me, if you go to the doctor, you really don't need to have any real symptoms.

A good one to use is you have really really really bad migraines that are horribly distracting.

As long as you have that doctors' note, you're golden.

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I'm going to harass you once more. When you used this method, what kind of details do you provide? I don't wanna [censored] this up. We both know there is a lot of questions about your symptoms, time it started, etc. If possible provide me a brief speech. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
 

gotta use epikak insta puke
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