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PokahPokah 11-09-2007 11:43 AM

Re: Is Jerry Yang gonna play anymore or what?
 
i thought it was pathetic they were both praying for gods help, pretty sure gambling is -EV in the eyes of poker, except the pokerrr gooodddddssss!!!!

hime 11-09-2007 01:04 PM

Re: Is Jerry Yang gonna play anymore or what?
 
I just want to fill my hand up with pudding and then slap him in the face.

gregorio 11-09-2007 01:08 PM

Re: Is Jerry Yang gonna play anymore or what?
 
Lee Watkinson goes all in
Jerry Yang calls

Lee's girlf: C'mon Father. In Jesus's name. No weapon formed
against us shall prosper
(best line ever, imo)

Jerry: Cmon Lord. You know Your purpose for me.

Lee's girlf : C'mon Lord. Make Lee a believer

Jerry: Father. In the name of Jesus Christ. Let me win this one.

Then, shaking Lee's hand as he leaves, Jerry says, "Pray for me."

gregorio 11-09-2007 01:09 PM

Re: Is Jerry Yang gonna play anymore or what?
 
[ QUOTE ]
i thought it was pathetic they were both praying for gods help, pretty sure gambling is -EV in the eyes of poker, except the pokerrr gooodddddssss!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

The eyes of poker see everywhere.

Matt Savage 11-09-2007 01:14 PM

Re: Is Jerry Yang gonna play anymore or what?
 
Oliver Tse is his agent........ Oliver could you update Jerry's status?

Matt

zen_rounder 11-09-2007 02:13 PM

Re: Is Jerry Yang gonna play anymore or what?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Lee Watkinson goes all in
Jerry Yang calls

Lee's girlf: C'mon Father. In Jesus's name. No weapon formed
against us shall prosper
(best line ever, imo)

Jerry: Cmon Lord. You know Your purpose for me.

Lee's girlf : C'mon Lord. Make Lee a believer

Jerry: Father. In the name of Jesus Christ. Let me win this one.

Then, shaking Lee's hand as he leaves, Jerry says, "Pray for me."

[/ QUOTE ]i watched it live and from an englishmans perspective quite cringeworthy.. but found it hilarious at the same time.. hu prayer chanting LOL [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

MJBuddy 11-09-2007 02:18 PM

Re: Is Jerry Yang gonna play anymore or what?
 
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amazing how God wanted him to win, best part of tourny was when he was against some other christian and both sides were like GOd this one time please let me win, [censored] idiots

[/ QUOTE ]

Because you're some [censored] genius, right?

quirkasaurus 11-09-2007 02:34 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
amazing how God wanted him to win, best part of tourny was when he was against some other christian and both sides were like GOd this one time please let me win, [censored] idiots

[/ QUOTE ]

yes -- the theological complexities were mind-boggling!

quirkasaurus 11-09-2007 02:38 PM

Re: Is Jerry Yang gonna play anymore or what?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Lee Watkinson goes all in
Jerry Yang calls

Lee's girlf: C'mon Father. In Jesus's name. No weapon formed
against us shall prosper
(best line ever, imo)

Jerry: Cmon Lord. You know Your purpose for me.

Lee's girlf : C'mon Lord. Make Lee a believer

Jerry: Father. In the name of Jesus Christ. Let me win this one.

Then, shaking Lee's hand as he leaves, Jerry says, "Pray for me."

[/ QUOTE ]

i've said it before -- the appropriate time for these prayers
is BEFORE you make your decision. i can't imagine God up there
mystically rearranging the deck on the fly as he listens to
their prayers, calculating sincerity, intentions, etc...

Yeah, here's God:

"Oh! Did you hear her prayer, Michael?! Let's make that next
card the queen of spades, giving him an inside straight draw!"

* poof * queen of spades

"Oh! Look! But Jerry is still holding fast in sincerity and
faith! How charming! No inside straight for you, Lee! My
boy is Jerry!"

what kind of universe would we be living in...

Scansion 11-09-2007 02:43 PM

Re: Is Jerry Yang gonna play anymore or what?
 
Damn hit and runners. He makes me sick.


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