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To be fair the Germans got tres unlucky. They were way ahead pre-flop:

Germany: AQ
UK: AJ

And on the river it was like OMG NH GG..

QQ2

Then suddenly.. WTF? An American and a Russian walk into the casion and insist on being dealt into the hand. The dealer is all like 'no..no you have to wait..' but the arrogant German waves away his protests and is like 'go on zilly'. And the Russians and the Americans are like 'G thanks'.

And the turn and river go:

2 2

And the German turns over AQ and is like HAHAH GG I have the nuts..

Then the Americano and the Russian both go HAHHAAH thats not the nuts! And both turn over 2 7.

GG

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Am I the only one seeing 5 deuces here ?

board qq222

usa: 27
russia: 27

???

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rigged obv

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Holy [censored]. That [censored] has FIVE deuces! Someone bann this Motherfucka!

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Yeah, this is a beat because you are eating McDonalds ~5 times a week? I can't see how you can be a productive / winning poker player when you are feeding your brain/mind McDonalds and Burger King on a constant basis. Tremendous beat. Something doesn't add up here - if your life is comfortable and you are a winning poker player, then surely you have reached the point where you can hit the deli and get some eggs or chicken cutlets or something healthier than McDonalds.

You drink and drive to your Casino. What? So, at the end of what is a winning week, you DWI to your local casino? Usually, after a winning week, I content myself in getting intoxicated, hanging out with friends, hitting on chicks. I'm not concerned with hitting the casino. So, either, you are a total degen and are in major risk of losing your BR. Or, you are really living the "life" of an old school gamblor, save for a minor DWI problem. Well, if it's the former, that's terrible and definitely a beat. If it's the latter, I guess you're doing OK, save for the DWI part which is just [censored] up.

You have a sportsbetting problem. Anyone who is doing this 365 a year and is getting into fights about it is having a problem with it. Not pleasant. I hate sportsbetting so much because it used to run my life 6 hours a day for the small period of time I did it running pussy $10 bets. Just about between 5pm and 11pm when I stared at ESPN for the results.

Where is "working out," sex, time with friends, etc. on this list?

You're life is a perpetual swim in degeneracy. Your friends should be worried becausea chances are you are either talking way too much about gambling OR are entirely too nervous/depressed/sullen when around them. Either way, no, I don't think it's healthy, I definitely think it's a beat, and you need to make adjustments to your lifestyle as a pro poker player. You obviously have the skill, but putting in some time at gym / better food could do you wonders.

Barry

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top quality reply. I love the "You're life is a perpetual swim in degeneracy" classic

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Mark the muck is a monkey that escaped from the famous zoo in berlin.
THey taught him to hold cards in his hands...
He does not know his parents. He was raised by rats until he was 14 until the zookeepers grabbed him out of gutter.

oh and i forgot:
http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/2165/opaqn1.jpg

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hey dachicken is up

http://img-a3.ak.imagevz.net/forum1/...6125978f84.jpg

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I love to see the haters havin no other interest in life than stalking me.

For me there cant be more fun.

Drinkin some whisky cola,winning some moneyz and seeing how they go green in envy.

Interwebs without haters would be so boring to me.

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I love to see the haters havin no other interest in life than stalking me.

For me there cant be more fun.

Drinkin some whisky cola,winning some moneyz and seeing how they go green in envy.

Interwebs without haters would be so boring to me.

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I gave you the benefit of the doubt earlier in this thread.. but having railed you twice its fairly easy to see that you are a fantasise who really needs poker lessons. In all seriousness if you think there is anyway you will manage to make a living playing the small amount of hands you do a day then you need professional help.

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I love to see the haters havin no other interest in life than stalking me.

For me there cant be more fun.

Drinkin some whisky cola,winning some moneyz and seeing how they go green in envy.

Interwebs without haters would be so boring to me.

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you need professional help.

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its so obv

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I tried to read this thread but couldn't

what the hell is this and why should I not send it to german BBV