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Literally 5 minutes ago I walked over to the store to get some groceries and saw a girl changing her tire. I figured sweet, easy in, just help her out. Start to walk over and realize she was fat, so instead of helping just turned around and walked away.

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My first job at a retail store, we had a Holiday tradition where you draw a name from a hat and give a gift to that person.

I drew a fat chick. So I took a boxed cake mix from my house, put it in a brown paper bag, and put her name on it. It was anonymous, so I don't think she ever found out who did it. But she did start crying to the manager and left the cake mix in the back of the store. So naturally, I took the cake mix back home.

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Also i killed and ate my dog but not sure if that counts.

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ermmm
well
lets see...

im about 75 pounds overweight.
im doing about as poorly you could do in school without failing.
im heavily addicted to cocaine.
i dont have a girlfriend, nor am i going to any time soon.
i pollute religiously.

wow.
i suck.

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YSSCKY

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This whorish religious friend of my girlfriend was ALWAY giving me [censored] and taking a holier than though attitude. So when she ended up having an abortion in like senior year of highschool I went a little haywire.

I called and left a voicemail on her phone where I pretended to be a small child basically going "mommy mommy? Where are you?" And left a coat hanger on her car with a flier that said "2 for 1 special"

Of everything in my life that's probably one of the only acts I feel "guilt" over.

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I laughed really hard out loud at this post. Does that make me a bad person?

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come on man,.. 16/13 isn't that bad

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16 = third year of high school

13 = grade school

That's pretty gross. I remember being 16, and the thought of sexing someone who was in the same school with first graders never crossed my mind.

It's not pedophile territory, but it sure aint cool.

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Ok math genius 13 is 8th grade and 16 is sophomore year in HS...aka both were in middle school at the same time..not senior in HS vs 1st grader like you secretly desire it to be

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i use my mom's handicap sticker to park in handicap spaces when i go to the mall or anywhere where there may be trouble parking

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you guys don't even know what constitutes a bad act and what doesn't. some things here are really bad, some aren't bad at all.

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My first job at a retail store, we had a Holiday tradition where you draw a name from a hat and give a gift to that person.

I drew a fat chick. So I took a boxed cake mix from my house, put it in a brown paper bag, and put her name on it. It was anonymous, so I don't think she ever found out who did it. But she did start crying to the manager and left the cake mix in the back of the store. So naturally, I took the cake mix back home.

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Either this is a brilliantly constructed piece of creative writing or you epitomize a bad person.

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i use my mom's handicap sticker to park in handicap spaces when i go to the mall or anywhere where there may be trouble parking

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I see a fire with grease involved in your future. Punk

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In eighth grade there was this kid who my friends and I used to pick on relentlessly.

In English class, a friend and I used to sit by the table where the teacher would keep stacks of books that we were gonna read next/had just read. During class, we'd throw a book or two at the kid every once in a while, and he was too embarrassed at how much we harassed him to tell on us.

One day there was one of those big red middle school dictionaries on the table. I threw it at him and he ran out of the room crying. His mom picked him up and he didn't come to school for the next day or two.

I didn't get in trouble cause I managed to blame it on some other kid I hated.

I still feel really bad about all the [censored] I did to this kid for no reason. It's so weird how natural it seemed at the time.