Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?
 

Sucks if you got divorced over a little thing like apostasy. That [censored] doesn't matter.

Anyways, the answer to all questions of the psyche is simple: more Nabokov. I prescribe Despair, Pnin, Lolita, Invitation to a Beheading, Pale Fire, Laughter in the Dark, The Gift; and Ada, or Ardor.

In that order.

Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?
 

Dude,

Are you a huge Dashboard Confessional fan?

Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?
 

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Constantine,

He was joking. FWIW after this post I am headed out to meet some broads and hopefully get my pole smoked, meanwhile let's get back to The Dude posting about how he is The Chick.

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come on. we both know you have never kissed a girl that wasn't inflatable.

Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?
 

"P-Boob",

Your mom was definitely inflated. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?
 

Dude,
I hear you on the wrestling thing. I never wrestled, but I was pretty choked up after my last HS football game. Didn't help that we lost in the first round of the playoffs. The rest of it is a little weird, but whatever.

Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?
 

I cried in 50 first dates. Does that make me any less of a man?

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i cry more than most dudes, but it's good to know that The Dude is way worse than me. Elf? Seriously?

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You're an original. Dare to be different. Cry on!

Its better than being repressed and angry and unleashing it all on someone when they and/or you least expect it.

Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?
 

emotions a motherfker

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Dude,

Most of these seem pretty reasonable. Just start making crass comments at random people before sublime does and he'll feel like you are a man again.