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Hookers and massage parlors are -EV.

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REALLY?????!!!????

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A++++

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Ow man that was a [censored] ing great story bro, But for realz did it happen?

Can 2 guys really be that stupid or what? I mean if this is real then probably one of the hugest beats eva yo... lol

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you wear diesels and can't even get laid properly. you could have spent the same amount of money and flown to amsterdam, then banged 12 girls and flown home.

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and I'm wearing my new diesel jeans, brown loafer shoes and a yellow stripped button shirt. These clothes were expensive, I don't like them they're uncomfortable and I pretty much haven't worn them since.

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Haven't read the rest yet, but this is awful. If you don't like your clothes you shouldn't have bought them.

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Holden Caulfield + Napoleon Dynamite

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After reading all of this I feel much better about my life

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laff @ everyone wondering if this is real

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If you're willing to spend $500 on a hooker, call the Chicken Ranch in Pahrump, and they will send a limo for you. Licensed and legal.

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Holden Caulfield + Napoleon Dynamite

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Exactly.. I thought Salinger had come out of retirement.