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I used to speculate that I was the sole survivor of the human race and that everyone else was a robot. It made it easier to slack on my paper route.

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I take it you were the eyes and ears of the creator of the universe?

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I used to think that my Cabbage Patch doll was really a King Cobra, and all my stuffed animals were filled with baby snakes that moved about when I was asleep.

I also was terrified of the Tokalosh - african evil spirit - for a night camping when we were sleeping on the ground in the pouring rain. (I was 18 at the time - silly superstitions)

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I used to believe that your eyeballs didn't move when you looked away for part of kindergarten. So whenever someone was showing me something I ddin't really care for, I would turn my head at them but just roll my eyeballs to the side. And when people were telling me that they knew I wasn't looking, I didn't believe that they knew because I used to say how awesome it was and I thought they were trying to bust my balls. I must have looked like such a retard when we were watching boring movies and stuff.

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Once I swallowed a watermelon seed and was scared shitless because I KNEW a watermelon was going to grow in my stomach.

Same thing for sunflower seeds.

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Oh yeah, I remember that episode of rugrats.