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"I am looking for someone to become friends with. Hopefully love will follow. I truly desire mental, emotional and financial support. I am also willing to relocate."

Tanya Cooper #X04478
Central California Womens Facility
PO Box 1508, 510-22-2L
Chowchilla CA 93610-1508 USA

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Their forum isn't as funny as I hoped for. A bit depressing, LDO.

A few chuckles tho:
"My pal Joe told me at our visit that he has had straight men write me, and gay men.

He didn't really care who he corresponded with, as he is locked up all day and the more the merrier.

It wasn't until he got some disturbing pictures that he changed his mind on that.

A man sent him pics of himself in a speedo with baby oil all over him and then pics of himself dressed like a woman and so on....

It was then that he decided he only wanted women to correspond with"
write a prisoner forum

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more info on the girl not getting enough love on here IMO. 5''5" 120 most of BBV4L would be lucky enough to hit that IMO. linkyhttp://www.prisonpenpals.com/91047.jpg Hey all of you devoted football fans. I'm the sexy girl for you. I'm a professional dancer and love to live life. Fun, loving, sweet, and down to earth also. Looking for that special someone to connect and spend time with. Write me a letter and let's make sparks fly!

Kia Hanna # 91047
P O Box 19859
Jean, NV 89019 USA http://www.writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-91047.jpg

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bitch gonna cut you! watch out.

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http://www.writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-w52536.jpg

Its entire possible I'm the woman your mother warned you about. I'm not at all romantic enough. I like candles but mainly because I enjoy seeing what's going on.

My body is quite shapely: 5'6”, 36D-30-34. I like adventure in bed. I've been describe as wild or a hellcat.
I know the meaning of honesty, loyalty and devotion. But I'm more inclined to break all the rules. I'm not at all a conventional lover.



I have my secrets held captive in a deep, dark place. Yes, I'm in prison. I've made huge mistakes; I take responsibility for all of them.



I enjoy being spoiled and pampered. I'm nowhere near perfect unless your idea of perfection is how very naughty I can be.



I'm Prada and Dolce and Gabbana in my dreams. In reality I like you in Kennith Cole and Ralph Lauren. Tell me everything about you. I'd like to enjoy your company.



I know how to please my man. So write me and tell me all about you. I promise to write all who respond to my ad.

Race: Caucasian Seeking Donations: Yes
Religion: Other HomeTown: Orick, CA
Earliest Release Date: 06/26/2010 Marital Status Single
Date of Birth: 5/22/1972 Latest Release Date: Unknown
Eyes: Blue Incarcerated Since: 1993
Hair: Blonde Ad Type: Personal
Sexual Orientation: Straight Sex: Female
Correspond Overseas: Yes Incarcerated For: See Crime
Seeking Legal Help: No Astrological Sign: Gemini
On Death Row: No Ad Started On: 2/1/2007
Serving Life Sentence: Yes Ad Ends On: 2/1/2008


...in for murder

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I am so in love.

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Dear Inmate 342343294,

The members of BBV4L held a poll and you were voted : Inmate I'd Most Like To Manslaughter Me. We all think you're hawt in a "It Would Be Good Because I'd Be So Scared I'd [censored] Myself" kind of way.

We're 20ish, probably over-weight, degenerates, and out hobbies include gamboool and not being murdered

Please to be enjoying the random paintshops and pictures of kittens with cute saying we sent you.

Hope our letter lightened your day, and remember, jail time is just a downswing and everyone knows "Swongs are one thing".

Love,
BBV4L

PS: where did you hide the coke?

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NH sir.

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i can only look at a few of these profiles at a time. the first few are hilarious, but it turns really sad real, real quick.

/being srs.

the number of attractive bisexual women is exciting.

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wow 2-6 years for pushing meth. sick...

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I thought I posted this in my sleep for a second.

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more info on the girl not getting enough love on here IMO. 5''5" 120 most of BBV4L would be lucky enough to hit that IMO. linkyhttp://www.prisonpenpals.com/91047.jpg Hey all of you devoted football fans. I'm the sexy girl for you. I'm a professional dancer and love to live life. Fun, loving, sweet, and down to earth also. Looking for that special someone to connect and spend time with. Write me a letter and let's make sparks fly!

Kia Hanna # 91047
P O Box 19859
Jean, NV 89019 USA http://www.writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-91047.jpg

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i have a feeling she gets raped a lot in prison

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the number of attractive bisexual women is exciting.

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good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to jail ldo (jail or ibiza though ;< )