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anyone got a BenQ FP222W? i can get one for $329AU and that seems like a pretty damn good monitor for the price. http://www.benq.com.au/products/LCD/?product=838 [/ QUOTE ] Im off to the shop in a few hours...anyone got an opinion on this monitor. bueller? bravos, that is basically a rickroll bro [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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Just hit a straight flush on FTP. Hero is feeling of goodness!
No kittens were harmed in playing the said str8 flush. Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 Limit Hold'em - 9 players Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls. Flop: (9.50 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> UTG checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG+1 bets</font>, UTG+2 calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls. Turn: (7.75 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls. River: (9.75 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> UTG+2 checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG+2 calls. Final Pot: 11.75 BB Results: UTG+2 mucks Qd, Tc. Hero shows Ad, Qs (a straight flush, King high). Outcome: Hero wins 11.25 BB. ($0.50 Rake) |
Re: Hey You stuck under your raise rock
Parenting the 2p2 way
* Kids, put the DVDs away so the edge with the words is facing out, DUCY? * IMO you put way too many toothpastes in on the brush--spew * “Susie has a TV in her room, why can’t I?” “Sample size, LDO” * Please limit pots to two per day (parent of a teenager) [meh] * Please keep your [censored] in the designated NC room (i.e. your bedroom) * “Dad, can you put my hair in a pony tail?” “Wrong parent, IBTL” My wife has two keyboards at the computer—the one in front for the baby to pound on, and the one in back that actually works, Mspaint: http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/5324/tempiu9.jpg |
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Ozi.. just for you.. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xk8Yo4pzhWs not a rickroll LDO! [/ QUOTE ] Here you go, kids: Mental Music Draino |
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Parenting the 2p2 way [/ QUOTE ] * "And then Sydney said, blah blah, so I said, blah blah, and then..." "Worst playalong, EVAR!" |
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buzz,
lol. boz, lol. |
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BUZZ, this is pure gold [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] How 'bout:
* "Daddy, daddy, can we get a lolcat [loldog]?" |
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lol but I prefer parenting the 2p2 mod way
"You are in timeout! go to your room and Im locking your door." or perhaps every dad is really the mod of their house but has an admin wife, amirite? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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or perhaps every dad is really the mod of their house but has an admin wife, amirite? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] werd |
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[ QUOTE ] Ozi.. just for you.. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xk8Yo4pzhWs not a rickroll LDO! [/ QUOTE ] Here you go, kids: Mental Music Draino [/ QUOTE ] Mind eraser |
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My GF is obsessed with this song so much we had to go buy Guitar Hero 2! (a brag i guess [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img])
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdDxz2bkfhE I generally find it stuck in my head! |
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My GF is obsessed with this song so much we had to go buy Guitar Hero 2! (a brag i guess [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdDxz2bkfhE I generally find it stuck in my head! [/ QUOTE ] my least favorite song on that game. Partly because my daughter and friends play it all the time. Partly because I worked in an arcade/pool hall many moons ago when that song was released and I swear it was the only song on the jukebox. |
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lol, I know ya mean! That's why I'm sick of getting it stuck in my head!
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You're killin me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k88a_3NSZQQ Take that! [/ QUOTE ] Meh..."Locomotion" ftw. [i]Edit: http://youtube.com/watch?v=v3DXyfL3HX0 |
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Now for a totally different youtube experience: Idiot student gets what he deserves (staged LDO) [/ QUOTE ] Funny how the students behavior mimics that of me when I hit top set and gets sucked out on the river. Whhhaaaaat diiid I doooo, hoow coult I [aaaaaoooo] have plaaaaa diferently[aaaaaaahhh] Roooodney Kiking! |
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test
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test [/ QUOTE ] Does this mean that you passed? |
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[ QUOTE ] test [/ QUOTE ] Does this mean that you passed? [/ QUOTE ] Indeed. My avatard is not grotesquely misshapen or pixelated =). School starts for me next week, though. So incoming tons of tests. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] test [/ QUOTE ] Does this mean that you passed? [/ QUOTE ] Indeed. My avatard is not grotesquely misshapen or pixelated =). School starts for me next week, though. So incoming tons of tests. [/ QUOTE ] Adam, I forgot where you go to school????? |
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Thanks Remy. That darn tune is back in my head now. Even worse, my attempt to spread the pain seems to have failed miserably and I must suffer alone. [/ QUOTE ] Okay, it's time for drastic measures. If this doesn't work, nothing will. I'm putting it in white to spare the people who don't suffer from your particular affliction: <font color="white">I walked along the avenue I never thought I'd meet a girl like you Meet a girl like you With auburn hair and tawny eyes The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through Hypnotize me through And I ran, I ran so far away I just ran, I ran all night and day I couldn't get away A cloud appears above your head A beam of light comes shining down on you Shining down on you The cloud is moving nearer still Aurora Borealis comes in view Aurora comes in view And I ran, I ran so far away I just ran, I ran all night and day I couldn't get away Reached out a hand to touch your face You're slowly disappearing from my view Disappearing from my view Reached out a hand to try again I'm floating in a beam of light with you A beam of light with you And I ran, I ran so far away I just ran, I ran all night and day I couldn't get away</font> |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] test [/ QUOTE ] Does this mean that you passed? [/ QUOTE ] Indeed. My avatard is not grotesquely misshapen or pixelated =). School starts for me next week, though. So incoming tons of tests. [/ QUOTE ] Adam, I forgot where you go to school????? [/ QUOTE ] http://nacc.stanford.edu/photo.stanfordtree.jpg |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] test [/ QUOTE ] Does this mean that you passed? [/ QUOTE ] Indeed. My avatard is not grotesquely misshapen or pixelated =). School starts for me next week, though. So incoming tons of tests. [/ QUOTE ] Adam, I forgot where you go to school????? [/ QUOTE ] http://nacc.stanford.edu/photo.stanfordtree.jpg [/ QUOTE ] that's what I thought... |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] test [/ QUOTE ] Does this mean that you passed? [/ QUOTE ] Indeed. My avatard is not grotesquely misshapen or pixelated =). School starts for me next week, though. So incoming tons of tests. [/ QUOTE ] Adam, I forgot where you go to school????? [/ QUOTE ] http://nacc.stanford.edu/photo.stanfordtree.jpg [/ QUOTE ] You should fill out your info here. |
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[ QUOTE ] Adam, I forgot where you go to school????? [/ QUOTE ] http://dshoffman.com/play-large.jpg [/ QUOTE ] fyp |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] test [/ QUOTE ] Does this mean that you passed? [/ QUOTE ] Indeed. My avatard is not grotesquely misshapen or pixelated =). School starts for me next week, though. So incoming tons of tests. [/ QUOTE ] Adam, I forgot where you go to school????? [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] You should fill out your info here. [/ QUOTE ] That thread is redonkulously huge. My info will be buried on page 4 >.< |
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easy post & bump for the nOObs
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easy post & bump for the nOObs [/ QUOTE ] I'm satisfied with my post epeen...there is such thing as "too big". =P |
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[ QUOTE ] Thanks Remy. That darn tune is back in my head now. Even worse, my attempt to spread the pain seems to have failed miserably and I must suffer alone. [/ QUOTE ] Okay, it's time for drastic measures. If this doesn't work, nothing will. I'm putting it in white to spare the people who don't suffer from your particular affliction: [snip] [/ QUOTE ] Actually, I think it was the very nice Pinot Noir I was drinking last night that finally took care of the problem but it does remind me that I need a new hairdo. You think that style would work? |
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So, it looks like PT is all better?
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this villain is soooo unlucky
2 hands in a row:
0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO caps</font>, Hero calls. Flop: (9.50 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, CO calls. Turn: (8.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO calls. River: (12.75 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls. Final Pot: 14.75 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> CO has Ks As (one pair, kings). Hero has Kc Kd (three of a kind, kings). Outcome: Hero wins 14.75 BB. </font> 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) Preflop: Hero is CO with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, MP3 calls, Hero calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, BB checks. Flop: (4 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP3 calls. Turn: (6 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, MP3 calls. River: (10 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> MP3 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP3 calls. Final Pot: 12 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> MP3 has Jh Kh (two pair, jacks and tens). Hero has 3c 3s (full house, threes full of tens). Outcome: Hero wins 12 BB. </font> |
Re: Hey You stuck under your raise rock
I once got a backdoor flush on turn.
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I once got a backdoor flush on turn. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] I once got a backdoor flush on turn. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] [sotto voce] I don't think he's talking about cards... [/voce] |
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I once got a backdoor flush on turn. [/ QUOTE ] nomination for next NC title |
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He said BACKDOOR.
Turbo ban. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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what's a NC title? And how can anyone NOT get the joke? BTW isn't it a joke thread ? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
edit: Oh, I meant "I got a back door flush DRAW on the turn" |
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Dude, search for "flopped 4th set" and top two pair and levelheaded. That'll give you an idead on what's kosher. |
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