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Slim Pickens 08-03-2007 08:54 PM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
What bubble?

Full Tilt Poker
$55+5 No Limit Holdem 6-max Tournament
Blinds: t80/t160
3 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Button: t4510
Hero: t4100
BB: t390

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Button calls t160 <font color="aaaaaa"></font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t320</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in t390</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to t640</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t4100</font>, Button calls t3620 <font color="aaaaaa"></font>.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t8590, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1170, Sidepot 1: t7420)


Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t8590, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1170, Sidepot 1: t7420)


River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t8590, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1170, Sidepot 1: t7420)


Results:
Final pot: t8590
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Button showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins Sidepot 1 with Three of a Kind, Aces.
Hero wins Main pot with Three of a Kind, Aces.

cha59 08-03-2007 09:12 PM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
[ QUOTE ]
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VARIANCE - running 35% roi att 16's in august through 130...
BEAT - The_Venetian is back from cash games and playing the 16's again [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Stars name? And I love playing sets with Venetian.

[/ QUOTE ]

Seat 1: BJLTNYK (7320 in chips)
Seat 4: The_Venetian (6180 in chips)
BJLTNYK: posts the ante 25
The_Venetian: posts the ante 25
BJLTNYK: posts small blind 200
The_Venetian: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The_Venetian [Ac 8d]
BJLTNYK: raises 6895 to 7295 and is all-in
The_Venetian: calls 5755 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9c Ad Tc]
BJLTNYK said, "JACK"
*** TURN *** [9c Ad Tc] [5s]
BJLTNYK said, "JACK"
*** RIVER *** [9c Ad Tc 5s] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The_Venetian: shows [Ac 8d] (a pair of Aces)
BJLTNYK: shows [Qc Ks] (high card Ace)
BJLTNYK said, "aksjfd;lasfd"
The_Venetian collected 12360 from pot
BJLTNYK said "i hate you"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12360 | Rake 0
Board [9c Ad Tc 5s 7s]
Seat 1: BJLTNYK (button) (small blind) showed [Qc Ks] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: The_Venetian (big blind) showed [Ac 8d] and won (12360) with a pair of Aces

[/ QUOTE ]

So the real truth comes out - LOL [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

BJLTNYK 08-03-2007 09:30 PM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
[ QUOTE ]
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VARIANCE - running 35% roi att 16's in august through 130...
BEAT - The_Venetian is back from cash games and playing the 16's again [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Stars name? And I love playing sets with Venetian.

[/ QUOTE ]

Seat 1: BJLTNYK (7320 in chips)
Seat 4: The_Venetian (6180 in chips)
BJLTNYK: posts the ante 25
The_Venetian: posts the ante 25
BJLTNYK: posts small blind 200
The_Venetian: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The_Venetian [Ac 8d]
BJLTNYK: raises 6895 to 7295 and is all-in
The_Venetian: calls 5755 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9c Ad Tc]
BJLTNYK said, "JACK"
*** TURN *** [9c Ad Tc] [5s]
BJLTNYK said, "JACK"
*** RIVER *** [9c Ad Tc 5s] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The_Venetian: shows [Ac 8d] (a pair of Aces)
BJLTNYK: shows [Qc Ks] (high card Ace)
BJLTNYK said, "aksjfd;lasfd"
The_Venetian collected 12360 from pot
BJLTNYK said "i hate you"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12360 | Rake 0
Board [9c Ad Tc 5s 7s]
Seat 1: BJLTNYK (button) (small blind) showed [Qc Ks] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: The_Venetian (big blind) showed [Ac 8d] and won (12360) with a pair of Aces

[/ QUOTE ]


HAHAHAHA were you reading chat during or did you dig that up afterwards? The past 3 or 4 times HU I think I've yelled at you for being a bot hahahha...in all honesty I like playing with you because you grasp ICM well and I feel like I have a good idea what you're going to do...wasn't suggesting that you were a losing player if it came off that way.

GtrHtr 08-03-2007 09:47 PM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
[ QUOTE ]
What bubble?

Full Tilt Poker
$55+5 No Limit Holdem 6-max Tournament
Blinds: t80/t160
3 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Button: t4510
Hero: t4100
BB: t390

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Button calls t160 <font color="aaaaaa"></font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t320</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in t390</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to t640</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t4100</font>, Button calls t3620 <font color="aaaaaa"></font>.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t8590, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1170, Sidepot 1: t7420)


Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t8590, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1170, Sidepot 1: t7420)


River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t8590, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1170, Sidepot 1: t7420)


Results:
Final pot: t8590
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Button showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins Sidepot 1 with Three of a Kind, Aces.
Hero wins Main pot with Three of a Kind, Aces.

[/ QUOTE ]

wow, rigged for button.

Slim Pickens 08-03-2007 09:55 PM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What bubble?

Full Tilt Poker
$55+5 No Limit Holdem 6-max Tournament
Blinds: t80/t160
3 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Button: t4510
Hero: t4100
BB: t390

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Button calls t160 <font color="aaaaaa"></font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t320</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in t390</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to t640</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t4100</font>, Button calls t3620 <font color="aaaaaa"></font>.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t8590, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1170, Sidepot 1: t7420)


Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t8590, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1170, Sidepot 1: t7420)


River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t8590, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1170, Sidepot 1: t7420)


Results:
Final pot: t8590
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Button showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins Sidepot 1 with Three of a Kind, Aces.
Hero wins Main pot with Three of a Kind, Aces.

[/ QUOTE ]

wow, rigged for button.

[/ QUOTE ]

Even more rigged if three [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]s show up... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

The Venetian 08-03-2007 10:11 PM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
VARIANCE - running 35% roi att 16's in august through 130...
BEAT - The_Venetian is back from cash games and playing the 16's again [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Stars name? And I love playing sets with Venetian.

[/ QUOTE ]

Seat 1: BJLTNYK (7320 in chips)
Seat 4: The_Venetian (6180 in chips)
BJLTNYK: posts the ante 25
The_Venetian: posts the ante 25
BJLTNYK: posts small blind 200
The_Venetian: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The_Venetian [Ac 8d]
BJLTNYK: raises 6895 to 7295 and is all-in
The_Venetian: calls 5755 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9c Ad Tc]
BJLTNYK said, "JACK"
*** TURN *** [9c Ad Tc] [5s]
BJLTNYK said, "JACK"
*** RIVER *** [9c Ad Tc 5s] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The_Venetian: shows [Ac 8d] (a pair of Aces)
BJLTNYK: shows [Qc Ks] (high card Ace)
BJLTNYK said, "aksjfd;lasfd"
The_Venetian collected 12360 from pot
BJLTNYK said "i hate you"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12360 | Rake 0
Board [9c Ad Tc 5s 7s]
Seat 1: BJLTNYK (button) (small blind) showed [Qc Ks] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: The_Venetian (big blind) showed [Ac 8d] and won (12360) with a pair of Aces

[/ QUOTE ]


HAHAHAHA were you reading chat during or did you dig that up afterwards? The past 3 or 4 times HU I think I've yelled at you for being a bot hahahha...in all honesty I like playing with you because you grasp ICM well and I feel like I have a good idea what you're going to do...wasn't suggesting that you were a losing player if it came off that way.

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

suzzer99 08-03-2007 10:33 PM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
PokerStars Game #11296881679: Tournament #57317917, $72+$6 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/08/03 - 22:29:37 (ET)
Table '57317917 1' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: suzzer99 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: one1crutch (900 in chips)
Seat 3: RDR1000 (1620 in chips)
Seat 4: Goofella (2040 in chips)
Seat 5: barwik (1450 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: BigTittyAce (1490 in chips)
BigTittyAce: posts small blind 10
suzzer99: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [Ad 2s]
one1crutch: folds
RDR1000: folds
Goofella: folds
barwik: folds
BigTittyAce: raises 20 to 40
suzzer99: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [9s Ac 3c]
BigTittyAce: bets 20
suzzer99: calls 20
*** TURN *** [9s Ac 3c] [Td]
BigTittyAce: bets 20
suzzer99: raises 80 to 100
BigTittyAce: raises 80 to 180
suzzer99: calls 80
*** RIVER *** [9s Ac 3c Td] [8h]
BigTittyAce: bets 20
suzzer99: calls 20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BigTittyAce: shows [5d As] (a pair of Aces)
suzzer99: shows [Ad 2s] (a pair of Aces)
BigTittyAce collected 260 from pot
suzzer99 collected 260 from pot

Interesting line by villian there.

Paul B. 08-03-2007 10:42 PM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
Back when I was playing SNGs on PartyPoker, some guy asked, "How do you raise all-in?" Apparently he didn't know how to use the slider, lol.

TruFloridaGator 08-03-2007 10:50 PM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
DIE POKERACE WORK ALREADY

Pudge714 08-04-2007 12:12 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
I'm not a racist, but I think the white race is superior genetically to all others.

Slim Pickens 08-04-2007 12:14 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
[ QUOTE ]
I'm not a racist, but I think the white race is superior genetically to all others.

[/ QUOTE ]

Are you kidding? Ever showered at the gym? Dude... glad chicks don't know...

JuntMonkey 08-04-2007 12:16 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
[ QUOTE ]
I'm not a racist, but I think the white race is superior genetically to all others.

[/ QUOTE ]

Apparently my 7th grade cousin's football coach (not school, one of those private leagues) tells them all that blacks are inferior and are a small step above apes. I think my cousin and parts of that side of the family believe this. Should I rat the guy out?

Seriously.

suzzer99 08-04-2007 12:30 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
Yes.

suzzer99 08-04-2007 12:50 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
PokerStars Game #11298931844: Tournament #57328221, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/08/04 - 00:47:00 (ET)
Table '57328221 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BOOF22 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: DM1517 (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: Generaly (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: suzzer99 (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: pebah (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: u2notZ (1460 in chips)
Seat 7: shylock74 (1610 in chips)
Seat 8: st2006 (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: amlove (1500 in chips)
Generaly: posts small blind 10
suzzer99: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [5s 9c]
pebah: folds
u2notZ: calls 20
shylock74: folds
st2006: folds
amlove: folds
BOOF22: folds
DM1517: folds
Generaly: calls 10
suzzer99: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kd Td Kh]
Generaly: checks
suzzer99: checks
u2notZ: checks
*** TURN *** [Kd Td Kh] [As]
Generaly: checks
suzzer99: checks
u2notZ: checks
*** RIVER *** [Kd Td Kh As] [5d]
Generaly: checks
suzzer99: checks
u2notZ: bets 60
Generaly: calls 60
suzzer99: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
u2notZ: shows [Kc Ad] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
Generaly: mucks hand
u2notZ collected 180 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 180 | Rake 0
Board [Kd Td Kh As 5d]
Seat 1: BOOF22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: DM1517 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Generaly (small blind) mucked [8s Ac]


Another interesting line.

DeuceSeven 08-04-2007 12:57 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
This is how you get max value with AK. I think he was holding out for a check raise with position.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP2 (t865)
CO (t1105)
Button (t1175)
SB (t1445)
Hero (t1400)
UTG (t2650)
MP1 (t4860)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls t150, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: (t375) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks.

Turn: (t375) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks.

River: (t375) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t300</font>, UTG calls t300.

Final Pot: t975


Hero has 8h 6d (three of a kind, eights).
UTG has Ks As (two pair, aces and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins t975.

chuckpalms04 08-04-2007 01:08 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
[ QUOTE ]
This is how you get max value with AK. I think he was holding out for a check raise with position.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP2 (t865)
CO (t1105)
Button (t1175)
SB (t1445)
Hero (t1400)
UTG (t2650)
MP1 (t4860)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls t150, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: (t375) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks.

Turn: (t375) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks.

River: (t375) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t300</font>, UTG calls t300.

Final Pot: t975


Hero has 8h 6d (three of a kind, eights).
UTG has Ks As (two pair, aces and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins t975.

[/ QUOTE ]


he lost the min ldo.

fluorescenthippo 08-04-2007 01:28 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm not a racist, but I think the white race is superior genetically to all others.

[/ QUOTE ]

Are you kidding? Ever showered at the gym? Dude... glad chicks don't know...

[/ QUOTE ]

lol i liked the curb your enthusiasm episode about this.

Mcmatto 08-04-2007 01:42 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
wee played 2 $10 180's while playing sngs tonight
curently
1/8 and
7/15

PLZ SHIP
RAIL at tournies 57315906 / 5739006

Mcmatto 08-04-2007 02:04 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
wow
PokerStars Game #11299830670: Tournament #57315906, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (800/1600) - 2007/08/04 - 02:01:45 (ET)
Table '57315906 20' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: Abdon Porte (66375 in chips)
Seat 4: monkmonk (15332 in chips)
Seat 6: deman11 (25567 in chips)
Seat 7: PPageauPoker (12772 in chips)
Seat 8: genxmike (73297 in chips)
Seat 9: MCMATTO (76657 in chips)
Abdon Porte: posts the ante 150
monkmonk: posts the ante 150
deman11: posts the ante 150
PPageauPoker: posts the ante 150
genxmike: posts the ante 150
MCMATTO: posts the ante 150
deman11: posts small blind 800
PPageauPoker: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MCMATTO [Kd Kh]
genxmike: raises 3400 to 5000
MCMATTO: raises 9750 to 14750
Abdon Porte: folds
monkmonk: folds
deman11: folds
PPageauPoker: folds
genxmike: raises 19250 to 34000
MCMATTO: raises 42507 to 76507 and is all-in
genxmike: calls 39147 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4c Ah Td]
*** TURN *** [4c Ah Td] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [4c Ah Td 8d] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
genxmike: shows [Ts Ad] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
MCMATTO: shows [Kd Kh] (a pair of Kings)
genxmike collected 149594 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 149594 | Rake 0
Board [4c Ah Td 8d 6c]
Seat 3: Abdon Porte folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: monkmonk (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: deman11 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: PPageauPoker (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: genxmike showed [Ts Ad] and won (149594) with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 9: MCMATTO showed [Kd Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings

cha59 08-04-2007 02:07 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
Why the [censored] do I play sngs at full [censored] tilt?!

0/7 one set (first game first hand AA all in preflop &gt; QQ to start a string of horse [censored] luck), then next set two of the last three games end by shoving AA preflop and losing to AX that catches a [censored] flush. The same [censored] [censored] both [censored] times. Un [censored] believable. You can see it developing and know its coming. [censored]! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

/rant [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

edit: ok one more set before bed, or maybe I should just jab a pencil in my temple instead [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

xPeru 08-04-2007 02:12 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
The least racist place in the world is London and it is still racist. We still haven't come to terms with racism. It's natural to be wary of people who are outside our "tribe" - it's built in to our evolutionary psychology. The only way to combat this is to rely on our intellect. Our instincts tell us to beware the blackfella/whitefella, our intellect knows this is not the whole story. Let's champion rationality over instinct. We must accept that all people, black and white, Jew and Gentile, are naturally racist, and this is a BAD THING. Only through honest scientific endeavour can we discover the truth: people are people. Say it loud and say it clear "No racism tolerated here!"

microbet 08-04-2007 02:16 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
[ QUOTE ]
The least racist place in the world is London and it is still racist. We still haven't come to terms with racism. It's natural to be wary of people who are outside our "tribe" - it's built in to our evolutionary psychology. The only way to combat this is to rely on our intellect. Our instincts tell us to beware the blackfella/whitefella, our intellect knows this is not the whole story. Let's champion rationality over instinct. We must accept that all people, black and white, Jew and Gentile, are naturally racist, and this is a BAD THING. Only through honest scientific endeavour can we discover the truth: people are people. Say it loud and say it clear "No racism tolerated here!"

[/ QUOTE ]

Even Ecuadorians?

xPeru 08-04-2007 02:21 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
Ecuadorians are OK, los venezolanos ... pues

Velocity 08-04-2007 02:35 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
i bluff cops out of my 3rd underage drinking ticket tonight it was great. too bad im running like [censored] in poker this month to make up for my life pwnage.

The Yugoslavian 08-04-2007 02:37 AM

Re: OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 
ANOTHER UNDERAGED TICKET GOD DAMNIT MAN PLEASE JUST STOP BEING DRUNK ANYWHERE NEAR A COP...

You're getting way close to ubercopbustoville [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

Yugoslav

pattay 08-04-2007 02:42 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
i bluff cops out of my 3rd underage drinking ticket tonight it was great. too bad im running like [censored] in poker this month to make up for my life pwnage.

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story?

Ditch Digger 08-04-2007 02:50 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
i bluff cops out of my 3rd underage drinking ticket tonight it was great. too bad im running like [censored] in poker this month to make up for my life pwnage.

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't you turn 21 in like a week or so?

fluorescenthippo 08-04-2007 03:29 AM

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any chess player wanna get me out of a match vs my friend? im 0 - 4vs him and kinda drunk. its on yahoo chess and we both are nowhere near good. ill ship $10 if you win.

xPeru 08-04-2007 03:41 AM

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6929726.stm

Feel free to kill these people

braminc 08-04-2007 03:44 AM

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dear god, thats the worst thing ive ever heard

bones 08-04-2007 03:49 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6929726.stm

Feel free to kill these people

[/ QUOTE ]

HAHCYAHACYAHCH HOW DO YOU NOT GIVE THESE SICK [censored] MURDER?

BigCummins 08-04-2007 04:00 AM

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Thats the kind of thing your day is better off without reading about.

xPeru 08-04-2007 04:06 AM

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To be absolutely honest, it made me burst into tears. The only thing I could think to do was to share it here. I have two boys, one 3 the other 19. I have never felt a stronger desire to kill. And I have killed people before albeit legally, and their deaths still cause me problems, but these two, would not be a problem at all.

jgunnip 08-04-2007 04:07 AM

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who's up for some MICRO STUD GOGOGO

jgunnip 08-04-2007 04:09 AM

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all my money monies on theh line. table nymphe letsu gogo
o

xPeru 08-04-2007 04:10 AM

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TY JG I need the relief, see you in a mo

suzzer99 08-04-2007 04:10 AM

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[ QUOTE ]


Thats the kind of thing your day is better off without reading about.

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I read the headline and that was enough. Details on [censored] like that haunt me forever.

jgunnip 08-04-2007 04:11 AM

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lol donakaments

PokerStars Game #11300901130: 7 Card Stud Limit ($0.04/$0.08) - 2007/08/04 - 04:09:17 (ET)
Table 'Nymphe' 8-max
Seat 2: heimgmbh ($1.60 in chips)
Seat 3: anozira28 ($0.28 in chips)
Seat 4: Daysy0 ($0.61 in chips)
Seat 5: jgunnip ($2176.42 in chips)
Seat 6: TarkdaShark ($5 in chips)
Seat 7: Keith CC ($2.51 in chips)
Seat 8: the floosie ($0.84 in chips)
heimgmbh: posts the ante $0.01
anozira28: posts the ante $0.01
Daysy0: posts the ante $0.01
jgunnip: posts the ante $0.01
TarkdaShark: posts the ante $0.01
Keith CC: posts the ante $0.01
the floosie: posts the ante $0.01
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to heimgmbh [2s]
Dealt to anozira28 [4s]
Dealt to Daysy0 [7c]
Dealt to jgunnip [Qc Js Jc]
Dealt to TarkdaShark [Qh]
Dealt to Keith CC [6h]
Dealt to the floosie [Qs]
heimgmbh: brings in for $0.02
anozira28: folds
Daysy0: calls $0.02
jgunnip: raises $0.02 to $0.04
TarkdaShark: folds
Keith CC: raises $0.04 to $0.08
the floosie: folds
heimgmbh: calls $0.06
Daysy0: calls $0.06
jgunnip: calls $0.04
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to heimgmbh [2s] [Qd]
Dealt to Daysy0 [7c] [2h]
Dealt to jgunnip [Qc Js Jc] [Ac]
Dealt to Keith CC [6h] [9d]
jgunnip: bets $0.04
Keith CC: raises $0.04 to $0.08
heimgmbh: folds
Daysy0: folds
jgunnip: calls $0.04
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to jgunnip [Qc Js Jc Ac] [Kh]
Dealt to Keith CC [6h 9d] [3h]
jgunnip: checks
Keith CC: bets $0.08
jgunnip: raises $0.08 to $0.16
Keith CC: raises $0.08 to $0.24
jgunnip: raises $0.08 to $0.32
Betting is capped
Keith CC: calls $0.08
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to jgunnip [Qc Js Jc Ac Kh] [Ts]
Dealt to Keith CC [6h 9d 3h] [6d]
Keith CC: bets $0.08
jgunnip: raises $0.08 to $0.16
Keith CC: calls $0.08
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to jgunnip [Qc Js Jc Ac Kh Ts] [8c]
Keith CC: checks
jgunnip: bets $0.08
Keith CC: calls $0.08
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jgunnip: shows [Qc Js Jc Ac Kh Ts 8c] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Keith CC: mucks hand
jgunnip collected $1.59 from pot
jgunnip said, "tytytyt"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1.67 | Rake $0.08
Seat 2: heimgmbh folded on the 4th Street
Seat 3: anozira28 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Daysy0 folded on the 4th Street
Seat 5: jgunnip showed [Qc Js Jc Ac Kh Ts 8c] and won ($1.59) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 6: TarkdaShark folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Keith CC mucked [Ah Ad 6h 9d 3h 6d 8s]
Seat 8: the floosie folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)

xPeru 08-04-2007 04:11 AM

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table?

jgunnip 08-04-2007 04:13 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
all my money monies on theh line. table nymphe letsu gogo
o

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