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Eagles,

I wouldn't fold riv in last hand.

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Eagles,

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eagles, most of those hands just look like coolers. well, id probably 3bet AT vs a SB open. blind combat id prolly 3bet flop with kk too but who knows. the KQ is a weird bluff and prolly not a good one but who knows. the ak.. who knows. QJ is an obv cooler.

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when UTG limp/min4bets its probably time to pitch the ole ace king

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UGHHHHHHHHHHHH I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE SB. (either way its still a massive awful spew)

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when UTG limp/min4bets its probably time to pitch the ole ace king

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I always knew there was a reason you won so much more than everyone!

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Eagles,

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lol, you guys clearly dont understand metagame

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Eagles,

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lol, you guys clearly dont understand metagame

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I like his play only if there is a fold and show button.


Actually this would be dirty. Folding and showing would say "I'm so much better than you I'll just get your money later"

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i've managed to lose 8k the past 2 days playing only 3/6 and a little 5/10 in <2k hands. sometimes i really really hate playing poker for a job.

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word of advice - after finishing a crappy session and being depressed about poker, don't read cts threads in bbv.

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lol - true.

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amen

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i've managed to lose 8k the past 2 days playing only 3/6 and a little 5/10 in <2k hands. sometimes i really really hate playing poker for a job.

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meh I've done this same thing at mostly 2/4 and some 3/6 in <10K hands. welcome to my world.

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Eagles,

I wouldn't fold riv in last hand.

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lol, you guys clearly dont understand metagame

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I like his play only if there is a fold and show button.


Actually this would be dirty. Folding and showing would say "I'm so much better than you I'll just get your money later"

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BBV challenge!

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Should have 300k VPPs by tomorrow. Still wondering if I have a chance at Supernova. I'm going to do everything in my power to make November and December crazy and give myself a shot.

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Does that mean fgators at 2/4? If so, tyty.

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i really think fpps are a huge part of why games on stars suck. People just want to grind and breakeven. I never see anyone recklessly trying to move up busto or robosto style like they did on party.

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I even run bad in life. oh well I probably deserve it.

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I run semi hot. I keep getting premium pairs, but no action vs the tard fish

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sigh. i tilt good. all the downswing there is 2/4 in about 1.5hrs.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9441/maybj4.jpg

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Should be a great day when you hit so many sets that you lose count, until you realize you never stacked anybody with any of those sets and you lost stacks 3 times with sets. Then you get to see the biggest nit at 2/4 3bet flop top set raise a donk bet where he gets called by no pair no draw, and gets it in on the turn when the biggest donk on Earth hits middle pair. Poker is annoying sometimes.

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TheTaker, hope you die.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2384872441: Table Garwood (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:24:28 ET - 2007/05/09
Seat 1: For_The_Shire ($414.50)
Seat 2: GimmeYourCandy ($539.50)
Seat 3: d4donkey ($394)
Seat 4: Magistr_Ludi ($418)
Seat 5: TheTaker ($396.30)
Seat 6: 7moneymike7 ($1,092.05)
7moneymike7 posts the small blind of $2
For_The_Shire posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GimmeYourCandy [As Ah]
GimmeYourCandy raises to $14
d4donkey folds
Magistr_Ludi folds
TheTaker raises to $48
7moneymike7 folds
For_The_Shire folds
GimmeYourCandy calls $34
*** FLOP *** [3s Tc Qh]
GimmeYourCandy checks
TheTaker bets $83
GimmeYourCandy raises to $166
7moneymike7: wow
TheTaker raises to $348.30, and is all in
GimmeYourCandy calls $182.30
TheTaker shows [Kh Qc]
GimmeYourCandy shows [As Ah]
7moneymike7: wow
*** TURN *** [3s Tc Qh] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [3s Tc Qh Qs] [Qd]
TheTaker shows four of a kind, Queens
GimmeYourCandy shows a full house, Queens full of Aces
TheTaker wins the pot ($795.60) with four of a kind, Queens
GimmeYourCandy: omfg
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $798.60 | Rake $3
Board: [3s Tc Qh Qs Qd]
Seat 1: For_The_Shire (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: GimmeYourCandy showed [As Ah] and lost with a full house, Queens full of Aces
Seat 3: d4donkey didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Magistr_Ludi didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: TheTaker (button) showed [Kh Qc] and won ($795.60) with four of a kind, Queens
Seat 6: 7moneymike7 (small blind) folded before the Flop

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http://www.cardrunners.com/fusetalk/...cfm?forumid=25

totally speechless at cts up $265k so far this month.

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$350k now. Check his BBV thread.

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $612.10
MUCKEMSAYUHH: $1,148.30
UTG: $773.75
CO: $219.70
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $1,394.55</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14</font>, 2 folds, MUCKEMSAYUHH calls $10

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($30) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $22</font>, MUCKEMSAYUHH calls $22

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($74) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $50</font>, MUCKEMSAYUHH calls $50

<font color="black">River:</font> ($174) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $115</font>, MUCKEMSAYUHH folds
Uncalled bet of $115.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $174.00 ($3 Rake)


I show, then make a rounders joke about bluffing out Chan w/ rags. This was December 1st, 2006. CTS goes on to make like a million dollars since then. I'm still playing the same limits.

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still not sure what I think of this hand given my image and history, but it sucks to get stacked for this many bb. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

PokerStars Game #9825511995: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/05/09 - 12:03:56 (ET)
Table 'Pythia II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: zzoneSoO ($1297.25 in chips)
Seat 2: NoYouWont ($1691.15 in chips)
Seat 3: VaeSolis ($400 in chips)
Seat 4: Del Conte 63 ($252 in chips)
Seat 5: teacuppoker ($824.70 in chips)
Seat 6: HaLoHaLo ($400 in chips)
teacuppoker: posts small blind $2
HaLoHaLo: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NoYouWont [3s 3h]
zzoneSoO: raises $12 to $16
NoYouWont: calls $16
VaeSolis: folds
Del Conte 63: folds
teacuppoker: folds
HaLoHaLo: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ah 5s 3d]
zzoneSoO: bets $16
NoYouWont: raises $36 to $52
zzoneSoO: raises $36 to $88
NoYouWont: calls $36
*** TURN *** [Ah 5s 3d] [6s]
zzoneSoO: checks
NoYouWont: bets $175
zzoneSoO: raises $261 to $436
NoYouWont: calls $261
*** RIVER *** [Ah 5s 3d 6s] [Js]
zzoneSoO: bets $757.25 and is all-in
NoYouWont: calls $757.25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zzoneSoO: shows [Ad Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
NoYouWont: mucks hand
zzoneSoO collected $2597.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2600.50 | Rake $3
Board [Ah 5s 3d 6s Js]
Seat 1: zzoneSoO showed [Ad Ac] and won ($2597.50) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: NoYouWont mucked [3s 3h]
Seat 3: VaeSolis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Del Conte 63 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: teacuppoker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: HaLoHaLo (big blind) folded before Flop

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I might find a fold on the turn, if he's your avg uncreative TAG.

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Yeah I definitely fold either the turn or the river. Banking on him having AK or Aces up or something is not good imo.

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I swear this is the very first hand I've played on full tilt in 3 weeks...

Full Tilt Poker Game #2386519348: Table Gull (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:02:52 ET - 2007/05/09
Seat 1: Maf54 ($400)
Seat 2: Bust da Nuts ($200.45)
Bust da Nuts is feeling happy
Maf54 posts the small blind of $2
Bust da Nuts posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maf54 [As Ah]
Maf54 raises to $12
Bust da Nuts calls $8
*** FLOP *** [3d Jc 2d]
Bust da Nuts checks
Maf54 bets $20
Bust da Nuts raises to $60
Maf54 calls $40
*** TURN *** [3d Jc 2d] [6h]
Bust da Nuts bets $80
Maf54 raises to $328, and is all in
Bust da Nuts calls $48.45, and is all in
Maf54 shows [As Ah]
Bust da Nuts shows [2h Jh]
Uncalled bet of $199.55 returned to Maf54
*** RIVER *** [3d Jc 2d 6h] [7d]
Maf54 shows a pair of Aces
Bust da Nuts shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
Bust da Nuts wins the pot ($400.40) with two pair, Jacks and Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $400.90 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3d Jc 2d 6h 7d]
Seat 1: Maf54 (small blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Bust da Nuts (big blind) showed [2h Jh] and won ($400.40) with two pair, Jacks and Twos

and then he hits and runs obv

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OMG! HE SHORT STACKED AND THEN HIT AND RUN! WHAT TYPE OF JACKASS WOULD DO THAT SPONGER???!??!?!?!?!

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you don't think it is amusing that after taking a 3 week break from poker (well, besides short stacking my entire stars roll for a few minutes the other day) that I get aces on my first hand and double someone up? no?

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I think it's amusing that you get upset over a short stack when you, yourself, short stack games on Stars.

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I am not upset over short stackers. They suck SO bad at HU. I love playing them.

I short stacked for about an hour only 1 tabling, with my entire roll, while I was bored at a friends house. So yeah, I guess I am a short stacker now? lol

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yes. once you short stack you cant go back.

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PokerStars Game #9826540800: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/05/09 - 13:35:23 (ET)
Table 'Hohensteina' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: franzappa ($141 in chips)
Seat 2: CARP_DIEMM ($150.50 in chips)
Seat 3: NoYouWont ($4510.05 in chips)
Seat 4: MrDima ($477.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Klaskin ($942.90 in chips)
Seat 6: Schrazor ($414.50 in chips)
franzappa: posts small blind $2

Ship it, most buyins on the table for me. Played 7k hands this session and my head hurts and I tilted for most of it. +3k ehh.

As for that set over set hand, he was pretty bad but I still could of found a fold. I am playing it way different against solid taggs.

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If anyone is going to be in Vegas in early July and wants to meet a few 2+2ers just post in this thread.

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so cole is the best player in the world it appears

i havent stopped thinking about that graph since i saw it this morning.

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any chance we get to see this month's graph of yours snipes?

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One day, I want to shake cts' hand.

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im afraid its not as exciting as u might think...
last months on the other hand is more interesting.

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april: pathetic, but funny

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5262/aprilolye5.jpg