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Absolute [censored], worships baguettes.

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nothing spectacular but checked through a few more of mine, i guess emotions run high in the heat of battle:

"araghhgh such a nit, he is never [censored] bluffing wtf don't call his bets iwthout the nuts, he slowplays even like uckzsing"

"check min raise = nuts [censored] off"

"slow played KK preflop, then donked small and insta-MIN3bet a flop raise. bet tiny on ridiculously drawy turn and called turn shove. [censored]"

"did a tiny "squeeze" with AA [censored] this [censored] [censored]"

"limp min re-raised AA, [censored] off"

...

i think this is my favourite though (i remember this hand being awesome because i had a higher set and knew exactly how owned he was gonna get):

"limp/called 33, check called set on flop, check/minraised turn LOL what a stereotypical nit"

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My notes are full of the usual "Slowroller", "calling station", "overplays AK", etc, etc.

But some of the fun ones are:

"called me a moron after he won a pot. I was a moron, but still..."

"Called me with the nuts on the river... wow..."

"douche bag. Abusive when loses. Threatened to "pop me in the mouth". stack him for spite"

"prick. likes to make fun after winning. use the "shh - I'm stacking your chips" next time..."


And my favourite - on the guys who folded the 10 Billionth hand at stars... I guess the $5 bet was too much considering the prize for winning was 100k...

"dumbest man in the history of poker - folded the 10B hand"

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personal ATM
Iwant him dead
from France

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"Says 'ship it donk' after winning a big pot, make sure and return the favor"

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my notes contain helpful tidbits like:

"chatty"
"fun"
"say hi"
"from australia, owns german shepherd"



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This really made me lol

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"hates money"

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Zeejustin No1
Zeejustin No2
Zeejustin No3
Zeejustin No4
Zeejustin No5
Zeejustin No6

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I don't have any good ones:
easy to put on tilt; bitches about bad beats

But I surely want to find some of these people:
calling station; will never fold AK post-flop
calling station; donk (calls with 4-card straight on river)
calling station (calls all-in on river with K-high)
calling station; calls with k-high on river

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"Met in vegas. MAC Address 08:00:69:02:01:FC, IP Address 145.132.8.1. Call trojan I installed for hole cards"