Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

I could not possibly run any worse than I have for the last month. Here is tonight's version vs. JohnnyBax with 15 left in the FTP $30 rebuy. If by miracle it would have held I would have been 2/14. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


Full Tilt Poker Game #3146953241: $16,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (23496414), Table 13 - 1200/2400 Ante 300 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:44:36 ET - 2007/08/04
Seat 1: mjorgenson13 (48,109)
Seat 3: Body Man D (66,607)
Seat 4: Keru (211,176)
Seat 5: JohnnyBax (59,739)
Seat 6: betterthankgb (36,720)
Seat 7: Kochan (65,394)
Seat 9: uoducks7777 (30,222)
mjorgenson13 antes 300
Body Man D antes 300
Keru antes 300
JohnnyBax antes 300
betterthankgb antes 300
Kochan antes 300
uoducks7777 antes 300
betterthankgb posts the small blind of 1,200
Kochan posts the big blind of 2,400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Body Man D [Ks Kh]
uoducks7777 folds
mjorgenson13 folds
Body Man D raises to 6,999
Keru folds
JohnnyBax has 15 seconds left to act
JohnnyBax raises to 19,200
betterthankgb folds
Kochan folds
Body Man D has 15 seconds left to act
Body Man D raises to 66,307, and is all in
JohnnyBax has 15 seconds left to act
JohnnyBax calls 40,239, and is all in
Body Man D shows [Ks Kh]
JohnnyBax shows [As Kc]
Uncalled bet of 6,868 returned to Body Man D
*** FLOP *** [Ac 8d 2h]
*** TURN *** [Ac 8d 2h] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 8d 2h Jh] [Td]
Body Man D shows a pair of Kings
JohnnyBax shows a pair of Aces
JohnnyBax wins the pot (124,578) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 124,578 | Rake 0
Board: [Ac 8d 2h Jh Td]
Seat 1: mjorgenson13 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Body Man D showed [Ks Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: Keru folded before the Flop
Seat 5: JohnnyBax (button) showed [As Kc] and won (124,578) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: betterthankgb (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Kochan (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: uoducks7777 folded before the Flop

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

So evidently Stars won't sign you up for tourneys in advance anymore?

I mean wtf [censored] Stars Full Tilt owns.


Hello Thayer,

I am sorry, but we are not able to register you in several tournaments at
one time. Please login to the client when registration for these events
is open in order to register.

Let us know if we can assist you with anything else.

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Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

damn it the 300 6-max on tilt started an hour earlier than i thought. if i'd known that i wouldn't have stayed in bed two extra hours

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

can someone trade me 2k stars for 2k UB?

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

Brag: my little brother who is 13 won $115 today playing .10/.20 NL.

Bigger brag: It was while my other brother (age 16 who refuses to play poker) was at work bagging groceries

he kinda reminds me but 1 year younger and I was playing .5/1 LHE back in the day.

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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can someone trade me 80k stars for 80k UB?

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Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

Search for November Team Challenge. There you will find that LFTV's team with Thayer, Me, Bond, AEJones, and StevePa were crowned team champs. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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Search for November Team Challenge. There you will find that LFTV's team with Thayer, Me, Bond, and StevePa were crowned team champs. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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fyp

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

9/50 in the 20 rebuy. luckily I can go out now.

PokerStars Game #11316032311: Tournament #56614646, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (800/1600) - 2007/08/05 - 00:27:55 (ET)
Table '56614646 19' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: DRlNKurBlood (33646 in chips)
Seat 2: MattSuspect (84785 in chips)
Seat 3: Crobat (90427 in chips)
Seat 4: jw1700 (147596 in chips)
Seat 5: CoachConrad (21990 in chips)
Seat 6: II_Capitano (17475 in chips)
Seat 7: LandRock79 (15650 in chips)
Seat 8: jintsrule56 (51459 in chips)
Seat 9: gardner52 (105032 in chips)
DRlNKurBlood: posts the ante 150
MattSuspect: posts the ante 150
Crobat: posts the ante 150
jw1700: posts the ante 150
CoachConrad: posts the ante 150
II_Capitano: posts the ante 150
LandRock79: posts the ante 150
jintsrule56: posts the ante 150
gardner52: posts the ante 150
MattSuspect: posts small blind 800
Crobat: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MattSuspect [2d 2h]
jw1700: folds
CoachConrad: folds
II_Capitano: folds
LandRock79: folds
jintsrule56: folds
gardner52: raises 3200 to 4800
DRlNKurBlood: folds
MattSuspect: raises 9600 to 14400
Crobat: calls 12800
gardner52: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d Kh 2s]
MattSuspect: bets 22400
Crobat: calls 22400
*** TURN *** [5d Kh 2s] [Kc]
MattSuspect: bets 47835 and is all-in
Crobat: calls 47835
*** RIVER *** [5d Kh 2s Kc] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MattSuspect: shows [2d 2h] (a full house, Deuces full of Kings)
Crobat: shows [Qh Qs] (a full house, Queens full of Kings)
Crobat collected 175420 from pot
jw1700 said, "OOOOPS"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 175420 | Rake 0
Board [5d Kh 2s Kc Qd]
Seat 1: DRlNKurBlood (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MattSuspect (small blind) showed [2d 2h] and lost with a full house, Deuces full of Kings
Seat 3: Crobat (big blind) showed [Qh Qs] and won (175420) with a full house, Queens full of Kings
Seat 4: jw1700 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: CoachConrad folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: II_Capitano folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: LandRock79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: jintsrule56 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: gardner52 folded before Flop

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

I'm not in this hand, but it just has to be posted

PokerStars Game #11317013279: Tournament #57415600, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/08/05 - 01:50:55 (ET)
Table '57415600 2' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: jlturk (17034 in chips)
Seat 2: SuperUberBob (24437 in chips)
Seat 3: tonto3 (9677 in chips)
Seat 4: LadyLuck0101 (4510 in chips)
Seat 5: Urite Boys (12715 in chips)
Seat 7: BUTCHER333 (9259 in chips)
Seat 8: thedylan1 (8297 in chips)
jlturk: posts the ante 25
SuperUberBob: posts the ante 25
tonto3: posts the ante 25
LadyLuck0101: posts the ante 25
Urite Boys: posts the ante 25
BUTCHER333: posts the ante 25
thedylan1: posts the ante 25
thedylan1: posts small blind 150
jlturk: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SuperUberBob [4h 7h]
SuperUberBob: folds
tonto3: folds
LadyLuck0101: calls 300
Urite Boys: folds
BUTCHER333: folds
thedylan1: calls 150
jlturk: checks
*** FLOP *** [9c 4d 5s]
thedylan1: checks
jlturk: bets 300
LadyLuck0101: folds
thedylan1: raises 1200 to 1500
jlturk: raises 1200 to 2700
thedylan1: raises 5272 to 7972 and is all-in
jlturk: calls 5272
*** TURN *** [9c 4d 5s] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [9c 4d 5s Qs] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thedylan1: shows [As 9d] (a pair of Nines)
jlturk: shows [Qc Js] (a pair of Queens)
thedylan1 said, "ARE YOU ****I NGME"
jlturk collected 17019 from pot
SuperUberBob said, "that is just unfair"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17019 | Rake 0
Board [9c 4d 5s Qs 8h]
Seat 1: jlturk (big blind) showed [Qc Js] and won (17019) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: SuperUberBob folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: tonto3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: LadyLuck0101 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Urite Boys folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BUTCHER333 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: thedylan1 (small blind) showed [As 9d] and lost with a pair of Nines