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Understanding most of these jokes makes me want to rub one out.

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fyp

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funniest thing in this thread

(i'm not hating on the jokes, i just LMAOed at this)

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why thankya

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An engineering student was walking across campus with a shiny new mountain bike when he was approached by a friend, also an engineering student. The friend said, "Hey, where'd you get the great looking bike?"

The first engineer replied, "Well, I was walking across campus the other day. This beautiful woman rode up to me on her bike, ripped off all her clothes, laid down on the ground and said 'Take ANYTHING you want!!!'"

The second engineer replied, "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit, anyway!"

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alllllreaadddddddyyyyy pooostttedddddddddd

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Yeah that joke is easily the worst one in this entire thread, by a nautical mile.

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Ok, here are some nerdjoking subtitles i wrote to some scenes from a Bollywood movie. (You might need to copy and paste for the film to sun properly.)

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/pl...php?id=1415337

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Does a poem count?


Poor Paulie made a big mistake
Now Paulie is no more
He drank what he thought was H20
It was H2SO4

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http://www.tourniquet.net/audio/07__Acid_Head.mp3

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

<font color="white"> He worked it out with a slide rule. </font>

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No, no no!!!! Pencil!!! How the hell would a slide rule fit?

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Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender walks up to him and says, "Would you care for a drink?"

Descartes replied, "I think not." and disappears.

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OK, now the funny thing about this joke is that when I was in high school, someone I knew came up to me in the hall and said "I don't get this joke, can you explain it to me?"

Here's the way he told it to me:

Some guy walks into a McDonald's and orders a burger, the girl behind the counter asks "Would you like fries with that?" and he says no and disappears.

I laughed much harder at the translation than I did the joke.

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My email .sig in college: "My other car is a cdr"

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Wow, a LISP joke. Most geeks won't even get that.

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There are 3 types of people in the world, those that can't count and those that can.

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I told that one to my mom once. She asked what the third type was. :-p

I own the binary t-shirt too :-)

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What do you call this?

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...anJames/FW.jpg

<font color="white"> a Ferrous Wheel </font>

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I like this one.

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could someone explain this and the cdr joke?