Re: Wife does not give felatio
 

fluff,

how is it possible that, as a woman, you seem to never be right when it comes to questions about women, what they are thinking, etc.?


there are people in this thread that have never had sex with a woman, probably never leave their house, and they still seem to have a better grasp of social situations than you.


i appreciate the fact that you're trying to stick up for the woman, but it just ain't working.

Re: Wife does not give felatio
 

maybe she didnt' want to make him feel bad by saying no

guys seriously i hate u

Re: Wife does not give felatio
 

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i could bite this [censored] off right now! he would never [censored] another girl again! haha if i like bent this the wrong way, he'd be in so much pain he'd have to do whatever the [censored] i want!

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Re: Wife does not give felatio
 

brilliant.

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wow...i love how the first couple pages of responses (no i don't have it in threaded mode, but using the page down button) are all about the female. HERE'S A THOUGHT, TARDS...MAYBE HE SMELLS! MAYBE HE HAS A [censored] NASTY DICK. MAYBE HE DOESN'T TRIM AND SHE'S SICK OF GETTING PUBES ALL UP IN HER FACE.

there is a distinct possibility there is something besides her like/dislike for giving head that is preventing her from doing it for him, especially since it's the easiest thing in the world to get what you want. clearly it has got to be SO bad down there that she is willing to give up a major leverage point to avoid doing it.

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I never get how women think they have leverage with blowjobs. I actually do get how 21-year-olds may think that, but in general, no.

Zero leverage, ladies.


Incentive: Yes.
Leverage: No.


For example, today I had 'incentive' to replace a rusted radiator cover in the bathroom...

"I'm thinking about replacing that POS radiator cover today."

"I would love that to happen."

"And you'd be appreciative of that?...", with knowing look.

"Mmm hmmmmm..."

"I like appreciation."

"I know..."



See, I have 'incentive' to replace that mofo.

If she told me 'no blowjobs until I replace the radiator cover', well......[censored] that.



Now I didn't replace it today, but i still have the incentive...

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im really glad i just checked the last couple posts in ths thread.

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im not, until I find out what the girls are really thinking, Im going to have to keep an ice pick near the bed, just in case.

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ok so here is the thing u guys. i am serious. it is fun! especially because you know you could completely incapacitate the person while doing it...think about it, while u guys are laying back, arms behind ur head or w/e, girls are thinking ... man, i could bite this [censored] off right now! he would never [censored] another girl again! haha if i like bent this the wrong way, he'd be in so much pain he'd have to do whatever the [censored] i want!

and/or wow wouldn't it be nice if i had the earrings to match this necklace?

i mean for [censored]'s sake you [censored] idiots...it has nothing to do with her being a bitch or not. that [censored]'s gotta be [censored] nasty or she'd take advantage of the power she has.

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Which leads us to the next great misconception of the female mind: That they are somehow in control.


Last time I checked, my dick...is in...your mouth.



The only real control you have is how far, and that's even debatable.

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My wife has tmj so it's physically painful for her to do it. She still winds up getting caught in the moment sometimes when I'm down on her and does she it anyway, but it's not often at all...once every two or three months maybe.

Kinda sucks and I miss that, but it's made up for in other ways so I don't regret a thing.

- C -

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fluff,

how is it possible that, as a woman, you seem to never be right when it comes to questions about women, what they are thinking, etc.?


there are people in this thread that have never had sex with a woman, probably never leave their house, and they still seem to have a better grasp of social situations than you.


i appreciate the fact that you're trying to stick up for the woman, but it just ain't working.

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rofl qft, i don't know if fluff is playing DA or seriously believes her posts

Re: Wife does not give felatio
 

First, i haven't heard that is what women think while going down- very creepy- I certainly never had those thoughts.

Second, the husband has never said he wants this, so wife may just not know.

Third, it's pretty likely she has never done this before- and would need instruction...like have husband begin to masterbate so she can see how he likes to be touched...also, maybe she's scared of him cumming in her mouth (until she gets used to it)???

Forth, OP, is wife religious, and believe this is a sin?
Many states have it on the books as illegal- even tho not enforcing the law.

-ala