Re: Never Trust Anyone
 

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http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...efeet/hair.jpg
(4k?)

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bastard

Re: Breaking my silence
 

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well, i've got those pictures, but i cant use anything but links (if that), if I am going to be able to post it.

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nonsense, creative and strategic placement photoshop.

Re: Breaking my silence
 

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4,000 post!

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close bro [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] ship the monies to meeeeeeeee!

Re: Breaking my silence
 

ive honestly never used photoshop. but anyone who wants to do that and post em, ill get em and use, for sure.

Re: Breaking my silence
 

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4,000 post!

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close bro [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] ship the monies to meeeeeeeee!

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You "green cheated". [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Re: Never Trust Anyone
 

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i hope at least blackjack777 gets banned because of this thread please quote this if you also wish this

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Re: Never Trust Anyone
 

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4000


almost [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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These sorts of posts are worse than Blackjack's posts.

Re: newhizzle
 

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pokulator-
ur videos arent working for me...not sure why. they were working earliertoo

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Same for me. Used to work fine, now nothing. Sounds like there's some new good ones, too. Are they also on another site in another format?

Re: newhizzle
 

I just want David's opinion on this whole thread.

Re: Never Trust Anyone
 

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4000


almost [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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These sorts of posts are worse than Blackjack's posts.

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Then request a ban on me and the 20 other guys (like a mod and some repected posters) who did it as well. Or STFU and understand we were just [censored] around. Please be more serious in this goofy thread.

Re: Never Trust Anyone
 

Just wanted to say thank you Brandi for starting this thread. It has taken me 3 days and 4 sittings to finally get caught up and it was worth it. Well, the last thousand or so posts have been fairly lame.

I also wanted to compliment you on your willingness to take care of yourself physically. Unlike many of your haters, and I'm speculating that many of them are fatties, you obviously care about appearance. Look good, feel good.

I wish you all the best in the poker world, should you choose to continue that as your endeavor. May your spiritual journey bring you joy and happines wherever that takes you. God speed.

Re: newhizzle
 

The circle-jerk factor has risen exponentially in this thread.

Still waiting for yvesaint to spill the beans...WTF?

Re: Never Trust Anyone
 

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Just wanted to say thank you Brandi for starting this thread. It has taken me 3 days and 4 sittings to finally get caught up and it was worth it. Well, the last thousand or so posts have been fairly lame.

I also wanted to compliment you on your willingness to take care of yourself physically. Unlike many of your haters, and I'm speculating that many of them are fatties, you obviously care about appearance. Look good, feel good.

I wish you all the best in the poker world, should you choose to continue that as your endeavor. May your spiritual journey bring you joy and happines wherever that takes you. God speed.

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p.s. I'd like to back you in a satellite.

Re: Never Trust Anyone
 

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I agree this story is a good cautionary tale for all up-and-coming poker nerd soon-to-be super-successes.

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http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/178...raduatezc8.jpg

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This one was mildly funny, until I saw the blood on the walls which then left me in tears. NH. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Re: Never Trust Anyone
 

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Brandi,
Would you like me to tell these people the full story or do you want to just tell them yourself that everything that you said about me is a fabrication?

You have caused me a lot of distress over the past few months and coming public with these lies was not the right thing to do. However, I know that you are having difficult times and I have always been by your side to support you. I do not want to make anything harder for you so I will say no more as long as you acknowledge that what you said about me was not the truth.

What do you want me to do honey?

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*wrestling announcer impersonation* OH MY GAWD, ITS CAPTAIN TOM FRANKLIN, OH MMMMYYYY GAAWD */wai*

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FYI, I laughed for another hour last night thinking about this comment after closing the thread for the night. Woke up this morning...laughed some more. Maybe I'm retarded, but seriously, I thought this was the best post of the thread.

Nice work.

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At the end of this thread there should be honors for best posts. I think the wrestling announcer one deserves to get a nomination for "best funny post".
i loled anyway. yeah it turned out not to be Tom Franklin but it still worked imo.

any other nominations or categories?

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Forgot...

best catch phrase (backed in a satellite, penis on back, i will fly one day)

Re: Never Trust Anyone
 

This reminds me of a girl who used to do the same thing with MTG players back in the day, like a decade ago, Cathy something or other. There was a card in the game called Ghazban Ogre that would move from person to person so that became her nickname. Makes perfect sense to me that crazy girls would pull this crap in poker too.

Re: newhizzle
 

videos not working for me either, except the first DB one

Re: newhizzle
 

Some kind person please PM me the deleted post.

Re: Breaking my silence
 

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David sklansky, what does a girl got to do to get a free autographed copy of top and hefap?

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From what I've heard, the girl has to be black.

Re: newhizzle
 

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Some kind person please PM me the deleted post.

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Re: All right guys...
 

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This thread is disgusting. Im sad to see that other peoples misery is what turn you on

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Oh, yeah, that's the kind of talk I like. You gonna finish me off?

Re: newhizzle
 

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Some kind person please PM me the deleted post.

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Re: newhizzle
 

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Post deleted by Mason Malmuth.

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Post undeleted by David Sklansky.

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Post deleted again by Mason Malmuth & David Sklansky banned.

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Yeah...that was hard........

Re: Breaking my silence
 

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after reading all of this, i really want to hang out w/ shaniac. shane p.m. me if you're even going to be in northern minnesota w/o a place to stay, and want good weed.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] shaniac

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I can't tell if this is a sincere offer, or the opposite, but if I were ever in Northern MN I would take you up on it. Doubtful I ever will be, though. Thanks!

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i am very, very serious. i look forward to the possibility of this possibly happening. not creepily though.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Re: Breaking my silence
 

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Am I the only one calling shenanigans on this? Usually when a post is deleted, the subject line gets changed to *DELETED* like in this post:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...age=0&vc=1

There's no *DELETED* at the end of kotkis's subject line.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...age=0&vc=1

Plus, I searched the archives and I can't find a single post deleted by David Sklansky before this one.

I say bogus.

Re: Breaking my silence
 

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Post deleted by David Sklansky

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Am I the only one calling shenanigans on this? Usually when a post is deleted, the subject line gets changed to *DELETED* like in this post:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...age=0&vc=1

There's no *DELETED* at the end of kotkis's subject line.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...age=0&vc=1

Plus, I searched the archives and I can't find a single post deleted by David Sklansky before this one.

I say bogus.

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I believe I beat you to the punch here. This thread is dying a slow death.

Onaflag...........

Re: Breaking my silence
 

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best catch phrase (backed in a satellite, penis on back, i will fly one day)


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I would like to add:

10K Buttsex Yo?
LOL Huggles
It may seem like I'm acting a little crazy nowadays, but I can assure you there's a reason

Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes
 

With apologies to the Beatles:


Yesterday ,
I was the poker world’s most wanted lay,
Now it looks as though I can’t get staked,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

Suddenly,
A wrinkled penis was bumping into me,
Then I used my hand on someone oily,
Right before I lost his 30K.

Pay my
Sit and go, and you know, you’ll have your way.
I post
Something dumb, now my bum is turned away.

Yesterday,
I cashed in 4 of the 6 games I played,
Now I have 43 dollars to my name,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

When he
Rubbed my back with his sack, I should have stayed.
I cried
Behind the door, now I’m a whore who can’t get paid.

Yesterday,
Huggling was such an easy game to play,
Now on a bathroom floor is where I lay,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

Re: Breaking my silence
 

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David sklansky, what does a girl got to do to get a free autographed copy of top and hefap?

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be younger and/or black.

oops, just saw someone beat me to the "black" part.

Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes
 

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With apologies to the Beatles:


Yesterday ,
I was the poker world’s most wanted lay,
Now it looks as though I can’t get staked,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

Suddenly,
A wrinkled penis was bumping into me,
Then I used my hand on someone oily,
Right before I lost his 30K.

Pay my
Sit and go, and you know, you’ll have your way.
I post
Something dumb, now my bum is turned away.

Yesterday,
I cashed in 4 of the 6 games I played,
Now I have 43 dollars to my name,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

When he
Rubbed my back with his sack, I should have stayed.
I cried
Behind the door, now I’m a whore who can’t get paid.

Yesterday,
Huggling was such an easy game to play,
Now on a bathroom floor is where I lay,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

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Nice work. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: Breaking my silence
 

WTF there have been 4 posts on this thread in last 1/2 hour something needs to happen.

Re: Breaking my silence
 

i just posted the unedited brandi thread picture book in another thread here. take a look. enjoy. no words. just the pitcures from beginning to end. twas a good thread...

Re: Breaking my silence
 

How about a song book?

Re: Breaking my silence
 

Why do I think I could sell 10,000 "Huggling" shirts if I made them?

Re: Breaking my silence
 

my work is done here. anyone else?

Re: Breaking my silence
 

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Why do I think I could sell 10,000 "Huggling" shirts if I made them?

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If they said I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Huggling, then they would sell.

What do you think one signed by Dutch Boyd, Brandi-Haws, Capt. Tom, Doyle Brunson and Newhizzle would bring on eBay?

Re: Never Trust Anyone
 

961 posts to 5000!

Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes
 

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With apologies to the Beatles:


Yesterday ,
I was the poker world’s most wanted lay,
Now it looks as though I can’t get staked,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

Suddenly,
A wrinkled penis was bumping into me,
Then I used my hand on someone oily,
Right before I lost his 30K.

Pay my
Sit and go, and you know, you’ll have your way.
I post
Something dumb, now my bum is turned away.

Yesterday,
I cashed in 4 of the 6 games I played,
Now I have 43 dollars to my name,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

When he
Rubbed my back with his sack, I should have stayed.
I cried
Behind the door, now I’m a whore who can’t get paid.

Yesterday,
Huggling was such an easy game to play,
Now on a bathroom floor is where I lay,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

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lol [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes
 

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With apologies to the Beatles:


Yesterday ,
I was the poker world’s most wanted lay,
Now it looks as though I can’t get staked,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

Suddenly,
A wrinkled penis was bumping into me,
Then I used my hand on someone oily,
Right before I lost his 30K.

Pay my
Sit and go, and you know, you’ll have your way.
I post
Something dumb, now my bum is turned away.

Yesterday,
I cashed in 4 of the 6 games I played,
Now I have 43 dollars to my name,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

When he
Rubbed my back with his sack, I should have stayed.
I cried
Behind the door, now I’m a whore who can’t get paid.

Yesterday,
Huggling was such an easy game to play,
Now on a bathroom floor is where I lay,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

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very impressive sir.

and

BAN YVES, FREE SPONGER, etc.

Re: Never Trust Anyone
 

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961 posts to 5000!

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it's posts like this that ruin this thread noob!

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