Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)
 

yAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
AT<AQ fk meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

12 places away from seat. I'm so on fking tilt. I want to run over someone.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)
 

new aba vid

further comments on euros

"these crazy european kids.... who are quite frankly a little nuts"

idk why, i just love aba's crazy swede and crazy euro comments

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)
 

I'm never gonna get a fking lucky break in my fking poker career. I'm fking cursed. I've never been a lucky person. How can I not win a fking seat in the last umpteenth satellites Ive [censored] played?! How do complete morons get all the big fking scores? 4 hours to bubble. Fking sweet. jab a [censored] sharp object into my temple, please.

Rant over. I could kill a puppuuy right now

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)
 

LOL, whoops. Guess I'll drop a table.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $59.75
UTG: $113
BTN: $18.75
SB: $25.05

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
2 folds, SB calls $0.25, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, SB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($4) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $2</font>, Hero calls $2

River: ($8) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $5</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $25</font>, SB calls $16.05 and is All-In

Results: $50.10 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$25.05 NET)
SB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and WON $48.10 (+$23.05 NET)

On the other hand, my night isnt going too bad...

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/e...ister/oct6.gif

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)
 

Oh, and to top it off just now. Final table satellite. 3 seats:
PokerStars Game #12479363763: Tournament #63273380, $25+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/10/06 - 21:34:20 (ET)
Table '63273380 3' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: DLHTJIYH (10194 in chips)
Seat 2: IOTA11 (50224 in chips)
Seat 3: thebaron21_ (23247 in chips)
Seat 5: TheReader23 (13706 in chips)
Seat 8: chip-bleader (30704 in chips)
Seat 9: BGnight (18425 in chips)
DLHTJIYH: posts the ante 75
IOTA11: posts the ante 75
thebaron21_: posts the ante 75
TheReader23: posts the ante 75
chip-bleader: posts the ante 75
BGnight: posts the ante 75
BGnight: posts small blind 400
DLHTJIYH: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BGnight [Ac Ah]
IOTA11: folds
thebaron21_: raises 1600 to 2400
TheReader23: folds
chip-bleader: folds
BGnight: calls 2000
DLHTJIYH: calls 1600
*** FLOP *** [5c 3c 3h]
BGnight: checks
DLHTJIYH: checks
thebaron21_: checks
*** TURN *** [5c 3c 3h] [2h]
BGnight: bets 4800
DLHTJIYH: calls 4800
thebaron21_: raises 15972 to 20772 and is all-in
BGnight: calls 11150 and is all-in
DLHTJIYH: calls 2919 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [5c 3c 3h 2h] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BGnight: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
thebaron21_: shows [Ad 4h] (a straight, Ace to Five)
thebaron21_ collected 16462 from side pot
DLHTJIYH: shows [Jh 8h] (a pair of Threes)
thebaron21_ collected 30807 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 47269 Main pot 30807. Side pot 16462. | Rake 0
Board [5c 3c 3h 2h Td]
Seat 1: DLHTJIYH (big blind) showed [Jh 8h] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 2: IOTA11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: thebaron21_ showed [Ad 4h] and won (47269) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 5: TheReader23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: chip-bleader (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: BGnight (small blind) showed [Ac Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Threes

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)
 

umm...

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)
 

"this XXXX guy is just a retard....... sorry, i shouldn't have said that... he makes interesting and unique plays"

lolololol

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)
 

bgnight i was in that $650 quali too. I was chip lead after like the first half hour or so until past the 2nd break then I see nothing for 2 hours and i go out 31st. ugh I feel so gross.

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)
 

Full Tilt Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: $412
UTG: $862
MP: $454
CO: $406
Hero (BTN): $400
SB: $368.40

Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $44</font>, Hero calls $30

Flop: ($90) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $90</font>, Hero calls $90

Turn: ($270) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $278 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $266 and is All-In

River: ($802) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $802 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Queens) and WON $799 (+$399 NET)
Hero showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Queens) and LOST (-$400 NET)

Regardless of how many outs he had (all but 6 of which were picked up on the turn, fwiw) it's still really [censored] gay to make a soul-owning call and still get [censored] in the ass

Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)
 

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bgnight i was in that $650 quali too. I was chip lead after like the first half hour or so until past the 2nd break then I see nothing for 2 hours and i go out 31st. ugh I feel so gross.

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Ouch. Out 24th here. Donkymints are soooo soul tormenting sometimes.