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Also, see Eindhoven when you get bored.

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If you plan to visit Eindhoven when bored, prepare to be even more bored than you already were.

Groningen is the best city in The Netherlands, for live bands, night life, shopping, and cute girls.

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shhhhh, this information is not to be shared with potential tourists. it's perfect as is [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Re: Phil Ivey - what was going on in Amsterdam
 

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yeah cause in his hometown of vegas there is no hookers or weed

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FTW

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Of course, the real problem with The Netherlands is the Dutch themselves. Why is it that they all insist on dressing like Rod Stewart, circa 1972? Presumably because its because they buy them from the Dutch chain of mens shops called Sissy Boy?

John Dowie had it right:

I'm a British Tourist and I'm very, very rude.
I hate the stinking foreigners
I hate their stinking food
I don't like French or Germans
I don't care for Belgians much
But worst of all worst of all
I hate the Dutch

The Dutch, the Dutch
I hate them worse than dogs.
They live in windmills
And mince around in clogs.
They don't have any manners
They don't say 'thanks' or 'please'
All they eat is tulips
And stinking gouda cheese...

I'm a British tourist with a countenance severe
I love to strike the foreign type
And box their poxied ears
But there's one woggy dago
I cannot bear to touch
The slimy crawling
Stench appalling
Snotty grotty Dutch

The Dutch are mad
Their fingers stuck in dikes
They use the wrong side of the road
And ride around on bikes
They don't have any manners,
Don't have any brains.
There's only one race worse than them
And that's... THE DANES!

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Gonna kill John Dowie right now

BRB

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If I went to Amsterdam I wouldn't want to leave. And yes, it would be because the weed.

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If I went to Amsterdam I wouldn't want to leave. And yes, it would be because the weed.

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u Canadians r all the same [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: Phil Ivey - what was going on in Amsterdam
 

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If I went to Amsterdam I wouldn't want to leave. And yes, it would be because the weed.

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u Canadians r all the same [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Just because I live an hour and a half from the border does NOT make me Canadian. Cmon now [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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If I went to Amsterdam I wouldn't want to leave. And yes, it would be because the weed.

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u Canadians r all the same [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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if Canadians want weed they stay in Canada.

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Of course, the real problem with The Netherlands is the Dutch themselves. Why is it that they all insist on dressing like Rod Stewart, circa 1972? Presumably because its because they buy them from the Dutch chain of mens shops called Sissy Boy?

John Dowie had it right:

I'm a British Tourist and I'm very, very rude.
I hate the stinking foreigners
I hate their stinking food
I don't like French or Germans
I don't care for Belgians much
But worst of all worst of all
I hate the Dutch

The Dutch, the Dutch
I hate them worse than dogs.
They live in windmills
And mince around in clogs.
They don't have any manners
They don't say 'thanks' or 'please'
All they eat is tulips
And stinking gouda cheese...

I'm a British tourist with a countenance severe
I love to strike the foreign type
And box their poxied ears
But there's one woggy dago
I cannot bear to touch
The slimy crawling
Stench appalling
Snotty grotty Dutch

The Dutch are mad
Their fingers stuck in dikes
They use the wrong side of the road
And ride around on bikes
They don't have any manners,
Don't have any brains.
There's only one race worse than them
And that's... THE DANES!

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LOL

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I hate their stinking food


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Also, British food has a reputation for being the worst in the world, but anyone who thinks this is even remotely true has never been to Holland.

I mean, what's that FEBO all about? Vile greasy crap that comes out of an automat? The only good thing about Dutch food is watching the young girls on the street as they perform deep throat with a nice, fresh herring.