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I always like the guys that want to beat up a dude just because he was the guy their slore wife/girl decided to bone instead of them.

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In that situation, I would be one of those guys.

Having a cheating sloot for a wife/gf is a problem and should be dealt with. Having some dude who is knowingly boning your wife/gf is a different problem that needs to be addressed separately.

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Weird. I can only do that Dane Cook thing with one of my hands.

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So wait, you used ducktape instead of a trunk release, and despite the fact that Dane is a co-worker/apparent subordinate/former friend, you don't know where he lives and had to concoct this elaborate trunk hiding plan to beat him, at which you failed. Not buying it.

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[censored] her in the ass.. then jizz all over her face.. then say have a nice life baby.

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She already lets me jizz on her face. Any other ideas?

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You gotta superman that Ho.

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Well it just makes you come off as a huge pompous douchebag, tbh.

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After re-reading it, perhaps that is how it came across. Def not my intention.

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honestly i though it was pretty funny

mostly exactly because you come across as a pompous douchebag

which is funny stuff imo

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You see, Keik, imo most people on BBV4L view pastors as a hybrid of Rev. Lovejoy and televangelists. They don't see us as normal people who are authentically passionate about communicating the love of Christ. So, when I'm giving an honest answer, or just posting in a non-important thread (they actually exist on BBV4L), sometimes I, unwisely it turns out, try to throw in a 'joke' that goes against the presupposition people have of my profession. I'm not, or at least don't consider myself so during periods of reflection, pompous nor a d-bag. I'm honestly trying to give good, tried and true advice.

So, if you see something in one of my posts that goes against what you think a pastor should be (i.e. pious and self-righteous, not to mention hypocritical), remember that I'm a normal guy and I like to try to be funny, as well as an iconoclast.

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i believe you are most probably a normal guy with a good heart

you are also the master leveler of all levelers, whether intentionally or not

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[censored] her in the ass.. then jizz all over her face.. then say have a nice life baby.

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She already lets him jizz on her face. Any other ideas?

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So wait, you used ducktape instead of a trunk release, and despite the fact that Dane is a co-worker/apparent subordinate/former friend, you don't know where he lives and had to concoct this elaborate trunk hiding plan to beat him, at which you failed. Not buying it.

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ahahahah

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despite the fact that Dane is a co-worker/apparent subordinate/former friend, you don't know where he lives

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that's a good point, and this was sounding a bit BS to start out with

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So wait, you used ducktape instead of a trunk release, and despite the fact that Dane is a co-worker/apparent subordinate/former friend, you don't know where he lives and had to concoct this elaborate trunk hiding plan to beat him, at which you failed. Not buying it.

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true that address should be known

i know where all my friend / employees live

(i would [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] )

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[x] all lies