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Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

ah yes, poker is quite easy

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Pre-Flop: Ahttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Buzz (BTN)
UTG folds, MP calls, CO folds, Buzz raises, SB folds, BB 3-bets, MP calls, Buzz caps, BB calls, MP calls

Flop: (12.4 SB) 2http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Ahttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Qhttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (3 Players)
BB bets, MP calls, Buzz raises, BB calls, MP calls

Turn: (9.2 BB) 2http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Ahttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Qhttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif [ 4http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif ] (3 Players)
BB checks, MP checks, Buzz bets, BB calls, MP calls

River: (12.2 BB) 2http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Ahttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Qhttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 4http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif [ 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ] (3 Players)
BB checks, MP checks, Buzz bets, BB calls, MP calls

Results: 15.2 BB Pot (0.7 BB Rake)
BB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-5 BB NET)
MP mucked 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-5 BB NET)
Buzz showed Ahttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON 14.5 BB (+9.5 BB NET)

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

love the donk w/ 2PMK w/ no FD on that board.

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love the donk w/ 2PMK w/ no FD on that board.

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lol @ MP stuck in the middle with a tainted GS!!

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

this is MP from other hand

all questionable play on earlier streets aside, he does have a flush draw on the river.

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25/$0.5
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) Buzz is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Buzz raises, 2 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6SB, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Buzz bets, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4BB, 2 players)
SB checks, Buzz bets, SB calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6BB, 2 players)
SB checks, Buzz bets, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 8BB
Buzz showed Kc Qc
SB mucks 2d Qd

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

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ah yes, poker is quite easy

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Pre-Flop: Ahttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Buzz (BTN)
UTG folds, MP calls, CO folds, Buzz raises, SB folds, BB 3-bets, MP calls, Buzz caps, BB calls, MP calls

Flop: (12.4 SB) 2http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Ahttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Qhttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (3 Players)
BB bets, MP calls, Buzz raises, BB calls, MP calls

Turn: (9.2 BB) 2http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Ahttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Qhttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif [ 4http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif ] (3 Players)
BB checks, MP checks, Buzz bets, BB calls, MP calls

River: (12.2 BB) 2http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Ahttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif Qhttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 4http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif [ 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ] (3 Players)
BB checks, MP checks, Buzz bets, BB calls, MP calls

Results: 15.2 BB Pot (0.7 BB Rake)
BB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-5 BB NET)
MP mucked 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-5 BB NET)
Buzz showed Ahttp://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON 14.5 BB (+9.5 BB NET)

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I beg to differ with you sir. Poker actually sux.

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero with MUBS is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero with MUBS raises, (Villain)/ calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero with MUBS bets, Villain calls.

Turn: (3 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero with MUBS bets, Villain calls.

River: (5 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero with MUBS checks, Villain bets, Hero with MUBS calls.

Final Pot: 7 BB

 Results in white 

 Villain shows 87o FTW 

With all this banning going on I'm thinking PokerStars should ban me instead of just hammering me.

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

Obv if you start converting with LegoPoker you will start running good, duh [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

Bona, you probably should go to FT as teh rig was not in favor of me over there, like it is at pokerstars. simple deduction.

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

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On second thought, I don't think I played this as well as I should have. I should have first asked him explicitly if he wanted a hug. Then I would have really gotten him.

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oh no, sir. i think playin it fast was just fine. don't let him draw to an out.

i also [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the new wookie.

however, no hugs for pinella. nice move pulling zambrano before his spot came up. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

edit: and wtf w/the cubbies base running. bases loaded, two out, chopper over 3rd baseman's head and whoever it was on third looking back at the ball. just run dammit

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

Poker is fun when you're sitting at an NL25 table and the guy says, "I usually play tournaments.. This is my first cash game."

PokerStars $0.10/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $24.05
MP: $26.35
CO: $24.95
Button: $25.80
SB: $24.55
BB: $15.40

Preflop: Hero is Button with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP calls $0.25, CO calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, SB folds, BB checks.

Flop: ($1.10) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB bets $0.25, MP raises to $1, CO folds, Hero raises to $3.50, BB folds, MP calls $2.50.

Turn: ($8.35) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $6, MP calls $6.

River: ($20.35) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets $10, Hero raises to $16.05 (all in), MP folds.

Final Pot: $40.35

Results:

Hero mucks 4h, 4d.
Outcome: Hero wins $38.40.
($1.95 Rake)

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

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Omg, this thread is cracking me up.

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Oh, that's right, you would have missed it. Yeah, it became a classic.

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One funny aspect of it is that a voluntaryist is asking the State to enforce his position.