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fake a heart attack when they fire you

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I already know im fired, but they don't know i know

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fake a heart attack when they fire you

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I already know im fired, but they don't know i know

[/ QUOTE ]yea... i know, that's the point...?

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yes?

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show up smoking a j

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And wearing your uniform (hat or whatever) and saying you're ready for your shif, in front of customers, LDO.

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haha this is my fav. so far, keep 'em coming

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When they tell you you're fired, strip out of your uniform in front of the customers and toss it on the floor (or better yet, in the sauce). Wear as little underneath as you can handle. Pull out a beer, crack it open and yell "MILLER TIME MFerS!" as loud as you can. Walk outside. Turn back and smile as big as you can. Drop trou.

And then run like [censored].

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show up smoking a j

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And wearing your uniform (hat or whatever) and saying you're ready for your shif, in front of customers, LDO.

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haha this is my fav. so far, keep 'em coming

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When they tell you you're fired, strip out of your uniform in front of the customers and toss it on the floor (or better yet, in the sauce). Wear as little underneath as you can handle. Pull out a beer, crack it open and yell "MILLER TIME MFerS!" as loud as you can. Walk outside. Turn back and smile as big as you can. Drop trou.

And then run like [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]winnar

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show up smoking a j

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And wearing your uniform (hat or whatever) and saying you're ready for your shif, in front of customers, LDO.

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hah, only poblem is there might not be any customers, maybe if i go at like 7

haha this is my fav. so far, keep 'em coming

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When they tell you you're fired, strip out of your uniform in front of the customers and toss it on the floor (or better yet, in the sauce). Wear as little underneath as you can handle. Pull out a beer, crack it open and yell "MILLER TIME MFerS!" as loud as you can. Walk outside. Turn back and smile as big as you can. Drop trou.

And then run like [censored].

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I don't know what kind of world we live in that the pizza delivery guy isn't allowed to get high. This is a sad moment for humanity.

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I don't know what kind of world we live in that the pizza delivery guy isn't allowed to get high. This is a sad moment for humanity.

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QFT man... QFT

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I don't know what kind of world we live in that the pizza delivery guy isn't allowed to get high. This is a sad moment for humanity.

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QFT man... QFT

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we definetly need a TR and a clip from a local newspaper after the incident.

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... you do realize you'll probably have trouble with the police. You should have just quit immediately when they mentioned a drug test. Have fun on probation. (unless of course your boss is cool/likes you, but I still think you'll get reported)


p.s. that's what happens here in pennsylvania at least.