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Jiggymike 02-15-2007 02:09 AM

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I didn't read any of the posts but OP makes me sad. Not because he is so pathetic but because he is somehow making tons of money playing poker and I am more or less busto. Trivial Pursuit/"how to interact with other people" for rolls?

DonkeyKongSr 02-15-2007 02:16 AM

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http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/145/bruiser1sn3.jpg


Superobvious Tip of the Day: Never do a Google image search for "black transvestite". You don't want to see the rest of that picture.

RaMz123 02-15-2007 02:22 AM

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I dont understand what is sad or pathetic, wanting to bone women, sounds standard. Going to PUA camp? That [censored] is like magic when it comes to women, if u had a chance to learn how to pickup chicks like you were freaking Brad Pitt, wouldnt you? standard.

Very cool story, not because of the fact that you got to bang a fat black chick but that you had the balls to write about your reaction to all the sick things that happened, I found it amusing anyway.

gg wp

evank15 02-15-2007 02:24 AM

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rofl

"this may be painfull"

DonkeyKongSr 02-15-2007 02:25 AM

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"this may be painfull"

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You just had to look it up, didn't you. My ass hurt just looking at it.

I should have put that bubble on the picture, too. Oh well, I'm not opening that pic again.

[censored] 02-15-2007 02:44 AM

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i have a serious man crush on Bruiser

lapoker17 02-15-2007 02:46 AM

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bruiser - i'm not sure if i'm paying for this or not. when i made the offer, i assumed that you wouldn't be retarded at getting hookers. you guys got super ripped off. i will think about it and let you know.

Big Steve 02-15-2007 02:53 AM

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rofl

"this may be painfull"

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You just had to look it up, didn't you. My ass hurt just looking at it.

I should have put that bubble on the picture, too. Oh well, I'm not opening that pic again.

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the second picture is funnier LOL "Got Chocolate Milk" WTF?!?!

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Azalin 02-15-2007 03:19 AM

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i have a serious man crush on Bruiser

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kyleb 02-15-2007 03:27 AM

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Wow the last time I was in vegas it took me 15 minutes to pick up an awesome hooker who treated my "special areas" very well for a fraction of what you paid.

Maybe I should start a class.

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Wow nice buffoon you are talented at picking up hookers, maybe someday you would be nice enough to help me out with that. Oh wait, pretty soon I will be picking up the hottest girls on earth with my skillz so I won't need hookers, thanks anyway.

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Prop bets right now.


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