***Official May Non-Nit Chat Thread***

[D.L.M.]

130k for me, but i plan on playing 60 hours a week this summer so ill catch up with you.

[TheProdigy]

Yea, Only 110k here..Can't wait for all the summer play..Going to just murder it, and maybe even 200NL, then the points would really rack up..

[TheProdigy]

Oh yea, P.S. there is no chance I will catch Pokerboy even with my enormous amount I am going to try to play..

[GrandMelon]

bout 140k for me, >40k this month alone

[Cry Me A River]

I'm sure it seemed like a good idea a the time.

???

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($67.70)
UTG ($49)
UTG+1 ($48.95)
MP1 ($71.40)
MP2 ($50.45)
MP3 ($36.50)
CO ($70.80)
Button ($9.25)
SB ($37.20)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, MP3 calls $0.50, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.5</font>, MP3 calls $2.

Flop: ($5.25) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises to $15</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $65.2</font>, MP3 calls $19 (All-In).

Turn: ($104.45) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($104.45) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $104.45

Results in white below:
Hero has Ts Td (four of a kind, tens).
MP3 has 2c 2s (two pair, tens and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $104.45.

[D.L.M.]

for fucksake, notice his expert river play lol
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($190.30)
<font color="#C00000">SB ($102.65)</font>
BB ($100)
UTG ($100)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($100)</font>
MP2 ($48.45)
CO ($107.85)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, SB calls $3.50, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($12) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $18</font>, SB calls $18, BB folds.

Turn: ($52) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $35</font>, SB calls $35.

River: ($122) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $43 (All-In)</font>, SB calls $43.

Final Pot: $208

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SB has Td Jd (straight, ace high).
Hero has Ah As (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: SB wins $208. </font>

[Falc]

I have no memory whatsoever of raising this preflop. I looked at the table and saw that I was allin versus two shorties but I dont remember raising. I think I should quit for today.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (8 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($199.85)
SB ($473.15)
BB ($159.70)
UTG ($309.65)
UTG+1 ($30.50)
MP1 ($35)
Hero ($277.55)
CO ($262.20)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls $2, MP1 calls $35 (All-In), <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $68</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls $28.50 (All-In).

Flop: ($136.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($136.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($136.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $136.50

Results:
UTG+1 has 5s 5d (two pair, fives and fours).
MP1 has Ah Kh (one pair, fours).
Hero has Jh Ad (one pair, fours).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $94.50. Hero wins $33. MP1 wins $9.

[TheProdigy]

Good start to my first "summer" session..Love shortstackers..

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($25)
Button ($256.95)
SB ($95.50)
BB ($95)
UTG ($239.45)
Hero ($99)
MP1 ($182)
MP2 ($95.95)
MP3 ($45)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $1.
UTG calls $1, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5.5</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO (poster) raises to $19</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $32.5</font>, CO calls $6 (All-In).

Flop: ($60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($60) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($60) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $60

Results in white below: <font color="#0">
Hero has Kc Ks (two pair, kings and queens).
CO has Qd Qh (four of a kind, queens).
Outcome: CO wins $52.50. Hero wins $7.50. </font>

[MyTurn2Raise]

i think I might be quitting online poker

I'm down over 50 buyins in equity on allin confrontations this month

something just doesn't pass the smell test

[TheProdigy]

My real life brag-fest thread:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post10433937

Feel free to tell me how awesome I am in that thread as it is my only joy in life(obv kidding, but no need for real life stuff in this thread)