OT: [censored] thread, Feb, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[Pasterbator]

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I came 2nd in a MTT for $4k today and I want to kill myself.

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Pudge7273484 (9:46:26 PM): I just came second for 4.3k in a MTT. I want to kill myself

Its true.

[BHokie1]

Gigabet on ESPN2 right now.

[cakewalk]

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I came 2nd in a MTT for $4k today and I want to kill myself.

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Pudge7273484 (9:46:26 PM): I just came second for 4.3k in a MTT. I want to kill myself

Its true.

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If you're good enough to come in second then you're good enough to be dissapointed in it.

[AMT]

i want citanul to reply to a post of mine for my birthday. I can then bookmark the beration (for lack of a real word?) and die a happy man.

[fluorescenthippo]

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citanul,

I believe they just go through expedia.com with around a 10% markup.

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what do u mean exactly and how do u konw this?

[Eagles]

I made 5k today in mtts. I final tabled the UB one where first got 45k and chopped a big pot where AT=A0 and a9s<44. I'm still happy though because I normally lose money so I made money which is nice.

[Green Kool Aid]

Did any of you ever read Highlights for Children?

[Jshuttlesworth]

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Did any of you ever read Highlights for Children?

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obv

[Eagles]

O I forgot to mention this [censored] retarded piece of [censored] hand.

I lost the HH because I was so mad/confused that I closed the table immediately after.

Guy Limps UTG with 25k I have like a 25k stack also in the BB. Now the blinds are like 250/500 we are both very big stacks like probably top 10 in the tournament. BTW it's the full tilt mulligan.

So he limps utg button shoves for 4k total with T9s I reshove 25k more and he tanks and calls. So what does he have jj qq ak a stupid AQ. Nope he has fuckign 55. WTF 55 so I vomit in my mouth the flop is j88 so I have like 7 million outs against him because a board pair gives me the best hand anyways the turn and river blank off I yell and hit something because this guy is such a [censored] retard.

[Green Kool Aid]

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Did any of you ever read Highlights for Children?

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obv

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Pudge made over four thousand dollars playing a game of chance and was so angry he wanted to kill himself.

Eagles made a similar sum of money, but proclaimed happiness because he did not lose.