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Old 12-13-2005, 12:22 AM
Clarkmeister Clarkmeister is offline
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Some of these bitches just have no self-respect.

Her Myspace name is "Slap My Ass and Call Me Suzy". She's beat & fat but I was bored and wanted someone to [censored] with :

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Body: well you dont have to call me suzy....cumguzzler is fine i answer to anything
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Body: Why do I have to call you Suzy? Why can't I call you something more sexy like cumguzzler? Now that's HOT!

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Nice! That's the way to cut to the chase.
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:22 AM
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Too late I already know all of your plans blake, it wouldn't work if other guys hit on me now. If I had not read this i might have hooked up with one of these guys.

Lauren

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Now Lauren, what could be better revenge than hooking up with someone from this thread and posting the results?
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:23 AM
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Lets talk method here.

I hope you guys are keeping up with # of girls you tried each line on, and # of times response/no response/meet up etc.

Also, try altering your profile in a particular way after say 40 girls, then doing 40 more with similar openers.

We need to get down a statistical idea of what is most effective here. Make sure your methods proper.


blake

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Yes. We must not forget that we need a comprehensive set of data points. If done properly, this should be the myspace Rosetta Stone.

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I do have llike 6 girls I messaging back and forth right now but i'm not confident enough to say anything will happen for sure yet
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:26 AM
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[censored],

what happened with that Eugene chick that needed a little security? I don't see why you weren't making the hour drive south.

The least you could do is get back on and ask her if she prefers Rennies or Taylors and what she orders from the Glenwood. (Rennies is clearly the better bar, go for the Sagehouse burrito, it's a breakfast burrito with sausage eggs cheese, onions, damn good [censored]. Ahh the Glenwood... holy [censored] am I still typing this)
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:26 AM
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I disagree with the sappy stuff, that [censored] is way counterproductive and it just sets us up for what we aren't really going for.

Here's something related though- food for thought. Me and a buddy of mine did an experiment a year or 2 ago with hotornot.com- basically copy and paste this and send this to hot women. This is not how I'd normally do things, but he recommended it and it was a good experiment.

We got tons of numbers e-mailed to us and he got a ton of snatch. I didn't, bc I'm a married guy but it was still great. So many replies saying "I really feel a deep connection, you're intriguing" which of course means "use me, you internet perv"

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.s...d37ca32eab9289

Seems cheesy but it's worth consideration (make it a little shorter though.)

Also note that it should be refocused to more of a myspace setting rather than a personals ad deal. The theme here is what's important, if you send that unedited on myspace you'll creep out the hoes.
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:31 AM
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[censored],

what happened with that Eugene chick that needed a little security? I don't see why you weren't making the hour drive south.

The least you could do is get back on and ask her if she prefers Rennies or Taylors and what she orders from the Glenwood. (Rennies is clearly the better bar, go for the Sagehouse burrito, it's a breakfast burrito with sausage eggs cheese, onions, damn good [censored]. Ahh the Glenwood... holy [censored] am I still typing this)

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yea. and what happened to the 3way?
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:31 AM
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[censored],

what happened with that Eugene chick that needed a little security? I don't see why you weren't making the hour drive south.

The least you could do is get back on and ask her if she prefers Rennies or Taylors and what she orders from the Glenwood. (Rennies is clearly the better bar, go for the Sagehouse burrito, it's a breakfast burrito with sausage eggs cheese, onions, damn good [censored]. Ahh the Glenwood... holy [censored] am I still typing this)

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we're still sending some messages back and forth. she's weird man I definently think a bit of a tease. I don't think sex would have garunteed at all if I drove up there the first night.

I'm having to take a different approach with her and basically flicking her some [censored] while not acting overly interested. she plays this sort of tough chick but with the panty pics I know she's a typical attention whore like the rest
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:33 AM
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[censored],

what happened with that Eugene chick that needed a little security? I don't see why you weren't making the hour drive south.

The least you could do is get back on and ask her if she prefers Rennies or Taylors and what she orders from the Glenwood. (Rennies is clearly the better bar, go for the Sagehouse burrito, it's a breakfast burrito with sausage eggs cheese, onions, damn good [censored]. Ahh the Glenwood... holy [censored] am I still typing this)

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yea. and what happened to the 3way?

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Ya.. update on the 3-way with the manly faced chick.
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:36 AM
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Hey fellas, long time lurker first time poster - Listen i came across this interesting topic at work and decided to contribute my experience. Met this girl a few weeks ago, tight body etc...little did i know all she wanted was to fool around which led to sex. THis was our first date mind you and we only talked for maybe a week, if that...i assume she does this a lot - she asked if i had any friends...she was a wild one...on to the next lol - check her out heres her profile...gotta share the love, IM her on AOL at
'bodyshotthis' - tell her JAS!N sent you. Peace

nicole
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:36 AM
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[censored],

what happened with that Eugene chick that needed a little security? I don't see why you weren't making the hour drive south.

The least you could do is get back on and ask her if she prefers Rennies or Taylors and what she orders from the Glenwood. (Rennies is clearly the better bar, go for the Sagehouse burrito, it's a breakfast burrito with sausage eggs cheese, onions, damn good [censored]. Ahh the Glenwood... holy [censored] am I still typing this)

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yea. and what happened to the 3way?

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Ya.. update on the 3-way with the manly faced chick.

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Yeah they had a trip to Hawaii which left today for a week, so hopefully I'll be able to get that restarted when they get back. things were going well though
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