** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[GrandMelon]

Looks like you got plenty of room in your buttcrack.

[mlane]

I was thinking your mom's phat [censored], but thats full ATM.

[coordi]

Oh noes he has ace ace!!

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($14.80)
UTG ($22.50)
MP ($24.40)
CO ($4.35)
Button ($21.85)
Hero ($26.05)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero completes, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $0.5</font>, UTG calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25.

Flop: ($1.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1</font>, BB calls $1, UTG folds.

Turn: ($3.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.5</font>, BB calls $1.50.

River: ($8.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $5</font>, BB calls $5.

Final Pot: $18.50

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Ks Kh (full house, kings full of fives).
Hero has 8s 8h (full house, eights full of fives).
Outcome: BB wins $18.50. </font>

[mlane]

check fold the turn plz, k thx.

[coordi]

sick river. thought he put me on FD. put him on AK or lower 2 pair. Alot of bluffs possible here too.

PokerStars Game #11945183097: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/09/08 - 16:39:10 (ET)
Table 'Fringilla II' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: gmblpdam ($30.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Usut ($58.40 in chips)
Seat 3: bonsan ($13.65 in chips)
Seat 4: Leftyleft09 ($41.30 in chips)
Seat 6: Coordi ($25 in chips)
Seat 8: m15t3rch3n ($24.05 in chips)
Seat 9: Startfan ($21.90 in chips)
Usut: posts small blind $0.10
bonsan: posts big blind $0.25
Kloonike: sits out
Matchruler: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Coordi [Ad Td]
Leftyleft09: folds
Coordi: raises $0.75 to $1
m15t3rch3n: folds
Startfan: calls $1
gmblpdam: folds
Usut: calls $0.90
bonsan: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c Ah Th]
Usut: checks
Coordi: bets $2.25
Startfan: folds
Usut: calls $2.25
*** TURN *** [4c Ah Th] [7c]
Usut: checks
Coordi: bets $5.25
Usut: calls $5.25
*** RIVER *** [4c Ah Th 7c] [3s]
Usut: bets $20.25
Coordi: calls $16.50 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Usut: shows [2c 5c] (a straight, Ace to Five)
Coordi: mucks hand
Usut collected $48.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $51.25 | Rake $2.50
Board [4c Ah Th 7c 3s]
Seat 1: gmblpdam (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Usut (small blind) showed [2c 5c] and won ($48.75) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 3: bonsan (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Leftyleft09 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Coordi mucked [Ad Td]
Seat 8: m15t3rch3n folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Startfan folded on the Flop

[BotOnTilt]

Sweet, grinded my way up 4 bins. It so sucked when I started the session and just kept loosing until I had to close my third table so that I could reload the other two [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

This hand helped a bit, and I think its the first time I got something else than the blinds with my weapons of mass destruction:

Noble Poker 0.05/0.10, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop

Button ($1.69)
SB ($1.60)
BB ($19.35)
UTG UTG ($2.99)
UTG+1 UTG+1 ($10.00)
MP ($4.98)
CO-1 ($10.96)
CO Hero ($10.31)

Preflop: Hero is in the CO with A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls 0.10, UTG+1 checks, 2 folds, Hero raises to 0.70, 3 folds, UTG calls 0.60, UTG+1 calls 0.60.

Flop (2.25) 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG moves all-in for 2.29, UTG+1 calls 2.29, Hero raises to 4.58, UTG+1 calls 2.29.

Turn (13.70) J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 5.00, UTG+1 moves all-in for 4.72.

River (23.42) 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

UTG shows 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG+1 shows Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero shows A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Hero wins 23.42 with Three of a kind, Ace's

[coordi]

It sure was nice kinda coming out of this funk and running slightly above expectation. Now if only I could get a couple days like this in a row.

[Renton]

PLZ SOMEONE FORCE ME TO STOP PLAYING 3/6 AND 5/10

[coordi]

[ QUOTE ]
PLZ SOMEONE FORCE ME TO STOP PLAYING 3/6 AND 5/10

[/ QUOTE ]

Tell pokerstars you dont want to play above 2/4, I think they can do that in the responsible gambler menu.

[boston]

renton arent u beatin those games though?