SSNL CHEESE THREAD: OCTOBERFEST EDITION

[GtrHtr]

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I just double-checked, and it's true: in my lifetime play at online no-limit, across all levels, I am officially losing money with straight flushes. This remains true even if I filter for only hands that were not folded.

I think that's freakin' AWESOME. I'm probably the only person at 2+2 for whom that is true. I feel totally l33t right now. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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please don't change the subject from the Florida loss.

and I love ur graph.

[Pokey]

This is why position rox0rz your box0rz:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $114.65
UTG+1: $262.35
Pokey: $105.30
Button: $80.65
SB: $64.05
BB: $114.85

Pre-flop: (6 players) Pokey is CO with 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, Pokey calls, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $2</font>, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, Pokey calls.

<font color="blue">Lol minbetaments!</font>

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($7, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $7</font>, UTG+1 folds, Pokey calls.

<font color="blue">My finger hovers over the raise button, but then I realize villain is short and setting a good betting pace. I see no reason to blow her off the hand. The board is safe. I smooth-call with position and let her do her magic.</font>

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($21, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $21</font>, Pokey calls.

<font color="blue">Again I consider pushing and realize there's absolutely no reason to do so. I'll get it all in on the river without much trouble.</font>

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($63, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB is all-in $34.05</font>, Pokey calls.

<font color="blue">Pushing into quads is usually -EV, sweetheart.</font>

Results:
Final pot: $131.1 to moi.
Pokey showed 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] for quads.
SB showed T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and takes a beating.

I'm inches away from being able to post this in the Happy thread, but I fall short. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] So, cheese thread it is!

P.S.: the gators are some football team, yes? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[orange]

"P.S.: the gators are some football team, yes?"

Yep. and they lost today. I want to kill someone. You seem like a good canidate pokey...good luck sleeping tonight.

[yad]

I am getting really pissed at FT.

I play a semi-maniacal 35/30 game at 100NL, gradually chip up, and then every time I hit the big hand that's going to make this style pay off, I get some absurd beat. QQ vs QT, AI preflop, flop AKJ. KK vs 77 AI preflop, flop 78A. etc.

I actually had to split a pot today where I got AI on the flop with QQ vs. TJ (wtf?) on an AAA board. Turn K, river A.

[Colonel Kataffy]

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I play a semi-maniacal 35/30 game at 100NL,

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teach me

[Sponger.]

Fun last 2 days at 200nl on FTP...

[steel108]

Keep plugging along. My shots at 400NL have been met with brutal beats.

[Sponger.]

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My shots at 400NL have been met with brutal beats.

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Oh yeah I just look at that graph and can't help but pity you. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[steel108]

I'm down over 4k at 400NL this month. Why do I keep trying to take a shot???? Everytime I try to get out, they keep pulling me back in.

[SEABEAST]

Hey Bottomset (presuming this is you on FT) did you have the jack here? : http://www.pokerhand.org/?558016

Or aces? Or split/bluff?