ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS

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nothing on under that white t-shirt and uke huh?

[mbillie1]

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Here's the thing - I only mentioned one failed attraction with a guy from the start. What I said is its hard to meet people. ANY people. I really don't care if they're male or female.

I've also mentioned that I have anxiety which affects my ability - I have been forthright in saying that I have faults. However, the whole conversation got turned around. I played along - my bad, but then decided enough was enough.

And I'm saying flat out that is what I, as a girl, want. I want someone who actually will listen to what I said. They don't have to listen to all of it, but they need to pay attention to enough of it(because I do repeat myself) to actually know what I said.

I also want someone else to wear the pants for goddamn once. Is that so much to ask?

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translation into guy-speak:

blah blah blah blah blah i want a bunch of [censored] that i'm not gonna get

blah blah blah blah wipe my ass

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you should care about how my day went

fart fart queef queef queef fart fart

[mbillie1]

[mbillie1]

[divides_by_zero]

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lol at dbz: You want guys to listen to you and be sweet but also wear the pants, make descisions and be a go-gettin king of the jungle. Pretty insightful imo.

At least I think that's what she's saying, I'm too busy picturing her nude but for an eyepatch in a avant garde production of Ruddigore.

--GA

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Heh - this thread got out of hand. That's what I get for posting in an already bad mood. Me sorry.

I mostly just want a guy with confidence. Isn't that standard? And I don't want him to be a complete ape. Also standard?

I'll cook, I'll clean, just let me rant on occasion and throw in a comment that lets me know you heard some of it and I'm ok. That's really what the listening part is about. Let a girl rant, then hug them and kiss them and you're in. Srsly.

No more srs bzness. Arrrrrrrrrr.

[garcia1000]

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I know they don't suck - but the problem is meeting them. I don't have anyway to break into the various circles.

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I can't tell if my reply is serious or not, but wear an xkcd t-shirt, then start up a conversation with any males who are looking at you with a blank zombie expression on their faces.

[divides_by_zero]

XKCD is like god here. They're used all the time for nightline fliers too. The shirts are everywhere. I love the Riemann strip.

[gumpzilla]

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I know they don't suck - but the problem is meeting them. I don't have anyway to break into the various circles.

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I can't tell if my reply is serious or not, but wear an xkcd t-shirt, then start up a conversation with any males who are looking at you with a blank zombie expression on their faces.

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Exactly. Man, nerd girls have a pretty considerable edge in these scenarios.

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a poker-playing, math-knowing, pirate chick who just admitted she'll cook and clean?

You should have the top pick of all the guys. It doesnt get much better unless you have beer-flavored nipples imo

[Georgia Avenue]

Yeah, but the listening bit has to come after the initial attraction bit, like you said, being confident, in change, fun, forthright, etc.

Most young guys dont have that...if they do, they are generally total idiot douchebags. Most guys either get married become loners or realize that they are wasting time being nervous and pussified by about 27, 28. By the time they are 30 we are basically irresitable tbh.

So, what are you wearing?
imo
--GA