**Official** uNL BBV Thread - October

[whyzze]

definately not a 1 outter.

[Chomp]

I know none of these are that bad or unusual, but it is still more than 2BI's and no matter how well I play, I just can't seem to win fast enough to catch up with this crap.

(Converter error so I am outing these fkn donkeys names. Screw em - and buddy list em of course).

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saw flop | <font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button Ouch666 ($47.60)
SB <font color="#C00000">Catenaccio99 ($55.05)</font>
BB <font color="#C00000">Hero ($60.60)</font>
UTG Nettoks ($56.94)
UTG+1 Pokebab ($49.25)

Preflop: Hero is in the BB with T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
3 folds, Catenaccio99 calls 0.25, Hero raises to 1.50, Catenaccio99 calls 1.50.

Flop (4.00) 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Catenaccio99 moves all-in for 53.05, Hero calls 53.05.

Turn (110.10) 8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

River (110.10) 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&l t;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hero shows T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Catenaccio99 shows A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Catenaccio99 wins 110.10 with A fullhouse, Nine's and Eight's

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saw flop | <font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button <font color="#C00000">Hero ($50.75)</font>
SB <font color="#C00000">BENSARKI ($24.50)</font>
BB doubleturtle ($13.15)
UTG Pokerinyourhead ($29.50)
UTG+1 hson ($48.20)
CO <font color="#C00000">hubertinenfrank ($106.15)</font>

Preflop: Hero is on the Button with K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, Hero raises to 2.00, BENSARKI raises to 6.50, 1 fold, Hero moves all-in for 48.75, BENSARKI moves all-in for 17.75.

Flop (75.75) J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;OBVIOUSLY!!!!! !!

Turn (75.75) 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

River (75.75) 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Hero shows K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
BENSARKI shows 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

BENSARKI wins 75.75 with One pair, Ace

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saw flop | <font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button <font color="#C00000">Hero ($57.50)</font>
SB AAdad92 ($9.85)
BB nikke67 ($20.30)
UTG Hoobee247 ($66.30)
UTG+1 ynut ($55.85)
CO <font color="#C00000">CatEatsFish ($19.55)</font>

Preflop: Hero is on the Button with Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
1 fold, ynut raises to 2.00, CatEatsFish calls 2.00, Hero raises to 7.75, 3 folds, CatEatsFish calls 5.75.

Flop (18.25) 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
CatEatsFish checks, Hero bets 9.00, CatEatsFish moves all-in for 11.80, Hero calls 2.80.

Turn (41.85) 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&l t;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Hahahahahahahaha

River (41.85) A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

CatEatsFish shows J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero shows Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

CatEatsFish wins 41.85 with A straight, Jack high

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saw flop | <font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button <font color="#C00000">Hero ($50.95)</font>
SB Torres38 ($76.97)
BB Juvald ($53.65)
BB <font color="#C00000">jonastan ($17.80)</font>

Preflop: Hero is on the Button with K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
jonastan raises to 0.50, Hero raises to 4.25, 2 folds, jonastan moves all-in for 16.80, Hero calls 13.55.

Flop (36.35) 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Turn (36.35) 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

River (36.35) 4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&l t;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Hahahaha hahaahaha Taking the piss

Hero shows K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
jonastan shows 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

jonastan wins 36.35 with A straight, Eight high

[icanseeyourcards]

wow

[thac]

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definately not a 1 outter.

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Case seven, sorry.

[whyzze]

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definately not a 1 outter.

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Case seven, sorry.

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lol. I konw. It wouldn't have hurt as much if it was a 6 or a 9.

[NL Newbie]

Mythbusters is awesome.

"YOu cant fold paper more than 7 times in half".

So they try with a large sheet and fail. Now what?

A FOOTBALL SIZED SHEET OF PAPER AND A STEAM ROLLER TO FOLD IT!

lolz

[AZplaya]

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definately not a 1 outter.

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Case seven, sorry.

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lol. I konw. It wouldn't have hurt as much if it was a 6 or a 9.

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Ya 6 or a 9 woulda been easier to handle, but finishing 3rd after having 70% equity when the monies went in made me want to break stuff. I insta-logged out after this hand cuz I could feel ninja tilt coming on.

[HBomb]

[ QUOTE ]
Mythbusters is awesome.

"YOu cant fold paper more than 7 times in half".

So they try with a large sheet and fail. Now what?

A FOOTBALL SIZED SHEET OF PAPER AND A STEAM ROLLER TO FOLD IT!

lolz

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lol, did I just miss the new episode of Adam and Jamie trying to figure out world mysteries? That red head chick is pretty banging too.

[thac]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Mythbusters is awesome.

"YOu cant fold paper more than 7 times in half".

So they try with a large sheet and fail. Now what?

A FOOTBALL SIZED SHEET OF PAPER AND A STEAM ROLLER TO FOLD IT!

lolz

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lol, did I just miss the new episode of Adam and Jamie trying to figure out world mysteries? That red head chick is pretty banging too.

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It's a repeat, I've seen it before [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[HBomb]

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