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Old 03-03-2006, 06:22 AM
Magellan Magellan is offline
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Default Re: Female on Paxil, Things have changed

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I scored mega points with her parents after spending 12 hours in the hospital today, and tomorrow night sparks are going to fly

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You're gonna hook up with her parents?

Seriously though, good luck.
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:23 AM
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Default Re: Female on Paxil, Things have changed

About f*cking time. So to speak.

Though I have enjoyed Clark's ever-increasing bewilderment and getting fed up at your refusal to put the moves on. It's definitely amazingly exasperating to read about and I feel the same way he does. But I can't help laughing.

You're like a bear man, you're like a big bear, with these teeth, and these CLAWS, and she's just a little bunny.

I only hope this can live up to what you seem likely to have built it up to in your mind -- and hers -- by now. And I hope your trip report includes actually getting it out of your pants before orgasm.
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Old 03-03-2006, 12:18 PM
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I scored mega points with her parents after spending 12 hours in the hospital today, and tomorrow night sparks are going to fly... Your trip report is going to be here in 36 hours Clark.

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How many points do you think those other guys she's screwed in the last two years scored with her parents?

2 days. I'll believe it when I see it.
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:12 PM
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Spent another five hours in the hospital today, thats 17 out of the last 36 hours...drove her back as she is now 100% fine and ate dinner during which time she pissed me the HELL off she is just being incredibly short with me. Shes coming over in an hour or so after we both take showers and i gotta get it together so i can do this...
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:31 PM
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This is like watching a train wreck in slow-motion.
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:35 PM
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Trip Report: 5 hours
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:36 PM
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Default Re: Female on Paxil, Things have changed

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Shes coming over in an hour or so after we both take showers and i gotta get it together so i can do this...

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what difference does it make? you're probably just gonna find a way to f it up anyway. please stop updating this thread until you get laid.
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Old 03-03-2006, 10:36 PM
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Okay, I'm taking action:

The over/under is ONE kiss before the girl denies Doc yet again, and for good.

I'm taking the under.
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Old 03-04-2006, 12:03 AM
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Default Re: Female on Paxil, Things have changed

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Spent another five hours in the hospital today, thats 17 out of the last 36 hours...drove her back as she is now 100% fine and ate dinner during which time she pissed me the HELL off she is just being incredibly short with me. Shes coming over in an hour or so after we both take showers and i gotta get it together so i can do this...

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I just can't take it anymore. What the eff is with your statkeeping and why do you think it's to your advantage? Every hour you spend with her without closing the deal, the deeper you sink into "friend zone". That's quicksand, dude, from which few recover.

Also, after dedicating all this time to her predicament, she was short with you? One more thing that doesn't bode well.

My prediction is that you'll make up some story to placate us. I can't see you closing the deal, nor can I see you admitting that to us after all of this. Clarkmeister's able to sum up what I'm thinking better and shorter, but I just don't have his skills.
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Old 03-04-2006, 12:06 AM
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