have you ever pissed in a girl?

[John Spartan]

jesus christ

bbv4life= best forum ever. i suffer from depression and reading threads like this and the responses make me laugh so hard.great therapy

[Jiganti]

I liked spiderpig more, that was awesome.

[askrak]

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mandatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZjTqfA4xNI

[drexah]

this deserves it's own thread but...

[1:17] <yvesaint> hey u guys remember
[1:17] <yvesaint> when i told the story
[1:17] <yvesaint> of pissing on girls
[1:17] <yvesaint> twice
[1:17] <yvesaint> that was fun times
[1:18] <claunchy> real girls or hookers?
[1:19] <yvesaint> real girls
[1:19] <yvesaint> these are colleg stories
[1:19] <tufat23> i think im gonna cry
[1:20] <drexah> ...
[1:20] <drexah> you pissed on two chicks?
[1:21] <drexah> hard to picture a nerdy asian kid with glasses pissing on chicks
[1:21] <IMSAKIDD> lol
[1:22] <dotdot> ouch
[1:22] <yvesaint> i usualy wear contacts :O
[1:22] <KingDan> i've never been in a spot where i think the correct p1ay is to pisso n the chick
[1:22] <yvesaint> well ok one story is funier than the other
[1:22] <yvesaint> basicaly im all drunk and [censored]
[1:22] <yvesaint> and walking outside
[1:23] <yvesaint> and i throw up
[1:23] <yvesaint> and then campus security picks me up
[1:23] <yvesaint> and brings me to the health office
[1:23] <yvesaint> where i pass out
[1:23] <yvesaint> and then next day i wake up
[1:23] <drexah> hahaahahahahahaha
[1:23] <SliderPoo> yves you really peed on a girl?
[1:23] <yvesaint> like wtf happened
[1:23] <yvesaint> so this nurse comes in
[1:23] <yvesaint> and is like
[1:23] <yvesaint> sign this [censored]
[1:23] <yvesaint> and im like wtf why do i have to pay $200
[1:23] <yvesaint> and shes like
[1:23] <yvesaint> we were monitoring you all night
[1:23] <yvesaint> she was liek
[1:23] <yvesaint> did you know what you did last night
[1:23] <yvesaint> and im like no
[1:23] <yvesaint> she was like
[1:23] <yvesaint> you woke up
[1:23] <yvesaint> went to another room
[1:23] <yvesaint> and pissed ona girl
[1:23] <yvesaint> that was asleep
[1:23] <drexah> oh i thought u clearly pissed on a girl like in the shower or something
[1:24] <IMSAKIDD> looooool
[1:24] <drexah> thats even funnier
[1:24] <yvesaint> like all over the bed
[1:24] <yvesaint> she apparently had the flu or something i dunno
[1:24] <yvesaint> so theres this girl somewhere on campus
[1:24] <yvesaint> that i pissed on
[1:24] <yvesaint> that i have no idea
[1:24] <yvesaint> who she is
[b][1:24] <yvesaint> but she knows
[1:24] <yvesaint> that i pissed on her
[1:24] <yvesaint> she has to live w/that

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

YVESAINT REVEALED?????????

[bmwguy525]

He was just retelling the story from the IM convo. He's not actually yvesaint, he's just retelling the story, hence the "I was hoping this story would show up in this thread".

Think of it as a yvesaint-roll.

[Blarg]

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hard 2 piss with a boner as well

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I am not a doctor, but this is true, semen and urine come from two different ducts. There's a physiological switch between the two, so it's not as if you can be plowing your hog one moment then take a leak the next.

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Doctor or no, you've never woken up with a hard-on and had to piss? I have about a million times. So I go piss, with a hard on. Still hard after I'm done.

Standard.

[NU Star]

Pissing is possible with semi-wood but not full wood.

[rubbrband]

Would rather try the thing were u put the balls in the butt and penis in vag than piss on a chick. WTF who pisses on chicks during sex?

[bmwguy525]

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Would rather try the thing were u put the balls in the butt and penis in vag than piss on a chick.

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Yeah I've always wondered what that feels like for the balls. I mean it must feel like they're being crushed until they get inside the anal canal, no? I'm too scared to give it a go...