Dumbest cashier ever? (TR kinda-sorta)

[kipin]

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Didn't read anything but the OP but this is nationwide apparently because pretty much the exact same thing happened to my friend (including the people at BK having no control).

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LOL This makes the story a lot more interesting.

How the f could BK be so stupid to roll out faulty cash registers nationwide?

[bwana devil]

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So that was good for an extra $100 bucks a month and left eveyone basically scratching their head at why I was the fastest cashier in the country :-). but really the system was flawed and there was a way to cheat it.

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honest ray,
interesting.


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As for funny customers this one is good. When you start you have to memorize all these retarded vegetable codes like #0114 for zuchini and #4356 for plums etc... so i rang up a whole group of vegetables in a row for a lady, and got to the bananas and just froze up and forgot the number. theres no stickers on them so I pull out my trusty lil plastic sheet of pictures + UPC codes. and the lady tells me "They are Bananas". lol! as if I have never seen a banana in my life and I was looking at a sheet to figure out what it was called.

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this is the funniest story in the entire thread.

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I really hated that job, got promoted to a CSM, then I quit. on the plus side I used to get 2-3 numbers a week from girls I would flirt w/ who came through my line.



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definitely dont want to brag about getting customers' numbers at wal-mart. they are generally not regarded as pretty people.

[eviljeff]

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I don't know how many of you know about this, but there is a trick that con's play on cashiers. They're buy something, pay for it, and while the till is open, start asking for change. They ask for change several times and throw a bunch of money around, and the object is to confuse the cashier and walk away usually up $20.

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there's a scene like this at the end of an ep of Hustle. I watched it stoned like 6 times, confused as hell.

[MicroBob]

I am a typical white guy.
GF is hispanic.
We are not married and don't wear any rings to make it look like we are.

Tagging along with GF while she picks up a couple things at WalMart.
She pays with CC and shows her ID.

Cashier tells us, "Have a nice day Mr. and Mrs. Herrera."

Ummm, What??
Do I look like a Herrera to you?


devil's advocate: technically a white dude can easily end up with a last name of Herrera. No biggie.
But why this cashier would assume we were married and would have the same last name...especially when it should have been pretty obvious that this last name was far more likely to be hers and not mine...made both of us laugh pretty hard upon our exit.

Her Dad thought this story was hilarious.

To this day she calls me "Mr. Herrera" every once in a while

[suppasonic]

No one has posted the two-dollar bill Taco Bell thread? Shame.

[Duke]

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I loved being a dick to people who were dicks to me...
Some would bitch because I didn't give them a $5 bill and my answer would always be "I'm sorry, I don't have enough to give out. If you want change, you can go to the customer service desk and they will do it for you."

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If you ever said that to me, I'd be all over you.

ME: Can I get a $5?

YOU: Sorry, I don't have enough to give out.

ME: What does that mean?

YOU: Sorry?

ME: You don't have "enough"? That means you have "some", right? At least one? If so, why are you saving it? For when a customer needs a $5 bill, right? Isn't that time NOW?

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Any manager will back you up on this. We are not a bank and you are always told to never give change. Most cashiers do it as a courtesy or because they don't know any better.

You could get over me all you want. You're just wasting energy and I have the last laugh.

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I'm pretty sure you get the penultimate laugh. The last laugh has to be reserved for the guy who isn't a cashier at a supermarket.

[devilbiss]

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Wait, you worked at Wal-Mart and chicks thought that was a dope enough job to give you their number?

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Yeah this soumds kinda fishy I call BS unless of course these girls weren't good looking.

[EMc]

As a manager at a McD I apolgize for all retarded kids. They are just as bad as co-workers as people who serve you.

[youtalkfunny]

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I am a typical white guy.

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No, you are a super-WASPy-looking white guy, which makes your story even funnier.

[jschaud]

My boss and I went to Dunkin Donuts one morning to pick up donuts for the entire staff.

Boss-- "Hi, I need twelve dozen donuts."
guy-- "you need twelve dozen donuts?"
Boss--"yes, twelve dozen"
guy--"um, twelve is a dozen sir"
Me--"bwahahahahahahahahaha"
Boss--pissed off--"no [censored], go find me a manager"
manager--"can i help you sir"
Boss--"I need 144 donuts"
Me--laughing hysterically--"shoulda asked for a gross"
Boss--"shut the [censored] up"