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View Poll Results: Beat, brag, or varience?
Varience dude. It will work but then you will get into a car crash. 7 58.33%
Definitely a brag. This petition is going all the way. 2 16.67%
It's gonna be a beat. Stars will suspend your account. 3 25.00%
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Old 04-25-2007, 09:08 PM
bmwguy525 bmwguy525 is offline
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lllooolll youre soooo tiiiiggghhhhttttt
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Old 04-25-2007, 09:09 PM
bmwguy525 bmwguy525 is offline
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maybe the reason you can't get laid is cuz you say stuff like
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I've got five pounds of dick.

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Old 04-25-2007, 09:10 PM
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You tease!


ps: hey guyz i'm single again

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details plz

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long story, but my ex-fiance bmwguy totally proposed to another girl in front of all my friends (omg embarrassment) in this big long thread on twoplustwo so now we totally have to divide up our stuff and decide who's going to keep our dog.
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Old 04-25-2007, 09:14 PM
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maybe the reason you can't get laid is cuz you say stuff like
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I've got five pounds of dick.

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It IS intimidating...how many pounds can you take?
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Old 04-25-2007, 09:30 PM
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HERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY
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Old 04-25-2007, 09:34 PM
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her teeth. the k9 starts really low at te gumline. kinna like a 3 year old.
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Old 04-25-2007, 09:38 PM
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Default Re: Tear apart my friend\'s new woman

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Here she is.

Without going into details about whether she swallows or not, ect, just based on this picture what do you see?

(We have agreed to post her pic here. If the reviews are favorable he will continue to bang her, if not, she gets the boot tonight)




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Her face is very shiny. Is she made out of plastic? Maybe inflatable?
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Old 04-25-2007, 09:39 PM
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what is that? i am busy dominating at .05/.10 right now, i don't know if i can dedicate my time to two games at once.

edit: haha is that counterstrike?

edit again: oh, missed that tempting offer. how big of a ring are you offering me? is it moissanite?

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fluff, i wont buy you a ring but i will take u out to lunch if u want... i need some new friends.
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Old 04-25-2007, 09:58 PM
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look......it's not you, it's me

and fluff is really hot i'm sorry it had to be this way
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Old 04-25-2007, 09:59 PM
Overfloater Overfloater is offline
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look......it's not you, it's me

and fluff is really hot i'm sorry it had to be this way

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she plays microstakes... youre much better than that!
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