You know you play too much poker if...

[hra146]

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...you dream of nuts instead of breasts.

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LoooooooooooooL


n1

[Suigin406]

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u figure out every purchase in terms of BI's

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def QFT, I do this all the time.

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[ghaz]

When you close your eyes you see flops and hole cards that are burned into your brain from long sessions.

[Abramovic]

When you attribute percentage values to almost every happening in life.

[jordiepop]

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u figure out every purchase in terms of BI's


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awsome

[lyncks2002]

when you play the lottery and use combinations of numbers of the wildest bad beats you got, like you lost with aa to kq, you choose 13, 14 and 27.

[casey_brick]

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When you're counting (anything) and the progression is "7 ... 8 ... 9 ... 10 ... NOTHING!"

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lol, i was about to post something similar. Whenever you're pissed off at something, you start shouting tuff fish lines. "Goddammit Im all in!!! Jesus Christ!!!"

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[j2zooted]

i had a dream recently about sleeping. in my dream, i figured that if i bought 4 beds, i could get in 4x the number of hours of sleep in the same period i had been sleeping on 1, thereby maximizing my sleep time. multitabling sleep?

[CaptainRocknRoll]

...you wank whilst thinking about Patrik Antonius?

[Capt. Busto]

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i had a dream recently about sleeping. in my dream, i figured that if i bought 4 beds, i could get in 4x the number of hours of sleep in the same period i had been sleeping on 1, thereby maximizing my sleep time. multitabling sleep?

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I'm about to puke with laughter.
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I was watching CSI type show (not sure witch one) and the investigators were having trouble identifying the murder suspect because she was a triplet; upon learning this I yell , "nice, trips". It turns out that the guy that was mudered also had a twin brother, so triplets and twins, I yell "oh shiat, full house" and my friends all just look at me and shake their heads knowing that I play too much pokah.