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59 | 47.97% |
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#81
03-20-2007, 01:20 PM
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Re: QUICK THINKING, WHAT WE DO BBV?????
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one hour, nine minutes between posts. I would have nutted and slept for about one hour and six minutes already. [/ QUOTE ] aint nothin...nutted twice and slept for one hour and 7 minutes..gogogogogo 
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03-20-2007, 01:21 PM
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Re: QUICK THINKING, WHAT WE DO BBV?????
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one hour, nine minutes between posts. I would have nutted and slept for about one hour and six minutes already. [/ QUOTE ] Give him time to clean the poop off his junk.
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#83
03-20-2007, 01:22 PM
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Re: QUICK THINKING, WHAT WE DO BBV?????
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[ QUOTE ] one hour, nine minutes between posts. I would have nutted and slept for about one hour and six minutes already. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah but you would have lied about meeting a girl jerked off and passed out. [/ QUOTE ] indeed but, then i forgot to add in the time it took to eat the taco bell. i'd eat the taco bell in the shower and rub one out soon after... no muss no fuss
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#89
03-20-2007, 01:46 PM
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Re: QUICK THINKING, WHAT WE DO BBV?????
I pull up to the back door where all the students cars are parked, and wait about 2 mins. Finally the bell goes off, and a ton of kids come out the back doors. One of the first people out the doors is the brother of one of my roommate at college. He sees me, and him/his friends come over to say hi. While talking to my roommates brother/waiting for the chick, more people notice me and flock out to my car.
My car was between the doors/students cars which they were going to, so a ton of kids just came outside my car to see what was going on...one of the random people was girl 2. Right when I see her and she glances at me girl 1 jumps in the passenger seat and we head off to the bell. The chick was too dumb to bring a coat when it is snowing outside, however without the coat she was looking decent, and that is all tht mattered to me, her looks, not her feelings or life status lol. We get to the bell and there was no wait in the drive through ( bingo bango ). I ordered 2 grande soft tacos, and she slightly amazes me. she ordered a chicken quesadilla with an EXTRA side order of quesadilla sauce I may not know much in life, but quesadilla sauce from taco bell = nuts. I didn't let her/make her pay, and she seemed to be amazed by this? New grade of high school girls get turned on by the face that someone is paying for their 2.50 meal, whatever. She lives closer to the school than I do, so we decide to go back to her place to eat. We get to her place, and it was a pretty nice new house. Driveway was empty ( bingo bangox2 ) and she confirmed that both her parents were at work. We make small talk and eat the solid taco bell. When we were done eating, she gets the remote ( 50 inch plasma, not bad for a chick that was amazed by me paying for her food ) Right when she reached for the remote, I noticed the 17 magazine on the coffee table, and look at her ripped up hollister jeans...and to confirm my fears i see her put in "4...9" on the tv. 49 = the channel for mtv...and she said something random about "the hills" wihle we were eating. My fears are confirmed, and the hills/laguana beach/whatever itwas was on. I keep on blinking at the screne for the longest 3 seconds of my life, and started to wonder...."what has my life come to, i'm taking a high schooler out to lunch, then watching the hills with her? nooooo" But when the longest 3 seconds of my life was up - she jumped from across the couch, hugged/tackled me and said "i'd never make you watch that, I've missed you so much!" So in a matter of about 8 seconds, it went from having to watch the hills, to laying down with this chick on the couch. (bingo bangox3) I reply to her missing me by saying. "well i invited you to come drink at my place, but you've never came." and gave her the [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] face. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] face = catalyst to a floozy high school girl. She smmiled, looked at me, then we started making out on her couch. I felt up her shirt, and she gropes me ( bingo bango x2309235809) I go down to her belt and ( not sure about the belt terminology ) take the extrabelt out of the holder thing ( but beore i actually undue belt ) and VARIANCE VARIANCE NOOOOOOOOOOOO, [censored] VARIANCE she stops groping me, and puts her hand on my hand about to undue her belt. stops kissing me, and looks me in the eyes... "we can't do this now, i'm sorry, but i have to get going back to school"( she only had a few mins to get back to class ) Right when she got done saying that, she took my kangol hat off of my head. She stood up from the couch, and put it on. I drive back to the high school in defeat. When she was about to get out of my car, I said, "hey, do i get my hat back?" "Not until later tonight." winks at me, kisses me and goes back into the school. slowrolled by a high schooler?
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