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Old 03-07-2007, 04:38 PM
costanza_g costanza_g is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

I knew this kid named Max, who used to get fat stacks out on the corner with drugs. He liked to hang out ladylike, get shitfaced and keep the pace with thugs. Til late one night, he once picked a fight and Max lost his head. He pulled out his chrome 45, talked some [censored], and wound up dead.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:42 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

University City.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:44 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

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Everlast What Its Like Lyrics


We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you [censored] slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues

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it's pretty hilarious how the entire jist of that song is pretty much the exact opposite of the sentiment your are trying to express

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Yep I know hehe, thats why I only pasted this part, [censored] the other parts, get a job you [censored] slob

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Right. Of course.




over under on number of kids ripping on OP in this post who still hold one of daddy's credit cards?
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:52 PM
Mr Hobo Mr Hobo is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

If you play on Doyle's Room, I'll ship you my entire roll.
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Old 03-07-2007, 05:01 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

i'm in for 16 cents if you pay back $12k
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Old 03-07-2007, 05:08 PM
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OP is funny. I'll pay $10 if you smear yourself with your own feces. The feces must write out BBV for life. Post this picture and you will be paid. I'm sure others will pay for this as well. Get to it young man.

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That's easily worth $10.

$30 total for feces smear. Holla
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Old 03-07-2007, 05:13 PM
robert jordan robert jordan is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

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University City.

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Me too. Penn or Drexel?
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Old 03-07-2007, 05:20 PM
Gamblar2000 Gamblar2000 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week

Well since OP probably isn't going to smear himself in feces, I'll highjack this thread.

I live closer to Drexel. I graduated from there last June.
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Old 03-07-2007, 05:22 PM
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I kinda wish I would become 100% broke one day, just because I'm so sure I'd be able to make it back on my feet relatively soon unlike degens like the OP.

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Well it's totally situational dependent. Living with parents that pay your bills doesn't count man.

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nono, he meant some of us actually work starting from not much and do it on our own without begging.
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Old 03-07-2007, 05:22 PM
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1. get temp job
2. be late one month with bills
3. pay bills one month left
4. stop being a degenerate

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you see if i get a slack job i'm going to be in the red every month and I wont make any ground.

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crazy concept. save
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