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Old 02-23-2007, 03:54 PM
kevbo kevbo is offline
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Yuck. I'd sooner lick a dog's ass than give a hooker oral.

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I'd eat turds out of my cats litter box before I gave a hooker oral.
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:55 PM
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Yuck. I'd sooner lick a dog's ass than give a hooker oral.

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I'd eat turds out of my cats litter box before I gave a hooker oral.

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Lots of protein in them kitty turds.

Howard,

Great trip report.
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:57 PM
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Assuming these things are operated by some sort of network, can we assume that some sort of asian mafia is involved?

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Actually, I hope so. Would seem a whole lot safer if so.
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:57 PM
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Yuck. I'd sooner lick a dog's ass than give a hooker oral.

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I'd eat turds out of my cats litter box before I gave a hooker oral.

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i'd rather eat out a prostitute then give a hooker oral.
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:00 PM
Los Feliz Slim Los Feliz Slim is offline
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Default Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

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Assuming these things are operated by some sort of network, can we assume that some sort of asian mafia is involved?

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Actually, I hope so. Would seem a whole lot safer if so.

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I hope so because asian mafias are cool and make me think of 80's action movies and guys in long wispy moustaches smoking opium pipes, but your reason is good too.
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:00 PM
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Default Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

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Yuck. I'd sooner lick a dog's ass than give a hooker oral.

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I'd eat turds out of my cats litter box before I gave a hooker oral.

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Lots of protein in them kitty turds.

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Yup and I won't start getting nasty looking sores all over my mouth 2 weeks later. Plus, they would probably taste better.
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:01 PM
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Great thread HB.

I'm also curious what kind of safety precautions are being used. Do they supplies rubbers? Are the girls insisting on you wearing one? Not that I would ever try this, but would they give you head without a rubber if you asked? Also, im assuming for intercourse no one is foolish enough to not wear a rubber? Do you kiss them? Do you give them oral?

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Let's face it, there are definitely risks involved.

That is why I prefer(red) the AAMP's. The girls are very young (19-23 or so) and are typically not in the business for very long. They come over, make their fat cash and then go home to Korea.

Cover up of course anyway, but I would guess that the chance of catching something from them is lower then catching something from some sloot in a club that would be willing to screw the first night you met her.
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:03 PM
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Do you give them oral?

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Yuck. I'd sooner lick a dog's ass than give a hooker oral.

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I agree, I just wanted to see if HB would admit to it.


Many years ago, me and a group of friends (4) went to vegas to party, we were still in college. After drinking and clubbing we come back to our room to go to bed. One of the guys picks up a black chick (hooker) from the hotel bar area. She looked like Venus Williams. We were all cracking up. She comes to our room. My boy pays her and they agree to him getting head. I'm laying down watching sports center, and the other 2 are talking. Next thing you know in the middle of my boy getting head from this naked black hooker, my other boy who was in med school at the time, just drops on the floor and starts munching the hell out of her cooter. All 3 of us had a look on our face like wtf? Combination of shock, sadness and hilarity. The hooker really got into it and sits on his face, and homeboy went to to town for like 10 mins, tongue deep. We didn't stop him. It's been about 8 years since that day and the AIDS and herpes jokes never stop. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:06 PM
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Default Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

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Yuck. I'd sooner lick a dog's ass than give a hooker oral.

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I'd eat turds out of my cats litter box before I gave a hooker oral.

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i'd rather eat out a prostitute then give a hooker oral.

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wtf?
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:59 PM
Howard Beale Howard Beale is offline
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Sounds like the girl must have objected or something, so he it must have had some element of force to it? Otherwise, why would they ban him? And if it had an element of force in it, how could they not ban him no matter what it was or how good a customer he is(unless it's pure slave labor there or something).

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Well, I wasn't there, but from what I gathered he'd just flipped her over to do it in a different position and stuck it where he did. I'm pretty darn sure it was a surprise to the girl and some objection after the fact. He told me she came out complaining to the woman running the place when all was done and that's when they told him he couldn't come back.
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